Feb 03, 2011 12:44
Correct me if I am wrong, but the rabbits that are in the City today are meant to herald in the Lunar New Year, are they not? I am rather impressed by them-- they possess a certain charm that reminds me of one of the Funtom Company's signature mascots. However, they become decidedly less celebratory and charming if they catch on fire and start burning everything in the garden.
So to those who will be celebrating the Lunar New Year, you will have to forgive me for deciding to exterminate them. As the butler of the Phantomhive house, I cannot allow the garden which feeds my lord to be ruined in such a disgraceful manner.
Speaking of, Young Master, if you are listening, would you like Lapin à la Moutarde* for supper later tonight?
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[ooc: French for RABBIT WITH MUSTARD SAUCE. Since they're already on fire, why not cook them? So sayeth the butler.]
curse: year of the rabbit