The Failure
► Holy hell... Why have you failed me, Google?! How could you lose bookface to Microsoft? Microsoft! And why would you turn back around to scrape up MySpace from the stinking depths of vapid trash?! You will take bookface eventually, yeah? What if I have to leave one of you? I'm comfortable with bookface! But I cannot give up on you!
► More bad news, Annual Placebo Festival is back again.
* Acupuncture - placebo
* Allergy testing - depends how they do it. Scratch test yes, otherwise no.
* Alternative healing - no
* Aromatherapy - it's nice, I spose
* Artwork - go for it
* Astrology and numerology - no
* Aura photography and reading - um, no
* Chakra balancing - fuck no
* Chiropractic - depends on their claims
* Clothing - go for it
* Complementary medicines - not likely
* Cosmetics and skincare - it's your money... probably safe
* Crystals - no wai, except if you just like pretty, expensive rocks
* Environmental services - unknown
* Feng Shui - no
* Giftware & Jewellery - go for it
* Green Products - unknown
* Herbal Medicines - placebo
* Holistic services - be more specific?
* Life Coaching - go for it
* Massage - go for it
* Meditation - go for it
* Music - go for it
* Natural therapies - probably not
* New age books - read all you want, but don't give these people your money
* Nutrition and dietary advice - probably safe
* Organic food - go for it
* Personal development - go for it
* Pilates - go for it. For exercise.
* Psychic readings - die
* Reflexology - no
* Reiki - what?
* Schools, education and courses - I wouldn't trust them
* Spas and health retreats - go for it
* Spiritual healing - mental benefits
* Stress relief - go for it
* Yoga - go for it. For exercise.
► So I giff myself a hug.
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► I finished my COP reflection essay yesterday in record time, rearing for a night out. (How much do you have to bullshit just to get the message across that you sucked?) This module is absurdly out of proportion to its credit points... Two presentations, three essays, WebCT reviews and fortnightly WebCT questions. It is worth 1.5 of my 24 credit points. That's 1/16 of this semester. What the shit.
► Bindulate. Come on, I dare you.
► Stuvac is a bad idea for me... I have not been out of bed in AM daylight hours, and have not been able to sleep before 0500. All my exams are at 0900. This will not work out well. I need to go back to the doctorb.
► The coke and pepsi probably haven't helped...
► Also, I may have eaten up half our download watching Daria.
► And this is the trash with which I've been prorasturbating.
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