Azn la!
I cut my nails yesterday. I know this isn't a big deal to the general population, but this is an outstanding event to have occurred. Now, typing is weird and paddy and my fingers aren't as long as I remember. They were huge. I can make a fist now.
Wow.
For your penile pleasure, here is an inflatable Jesus lovedoll.
The son of GOD will never say no! Cum Unto Christ!
Oversized Male Clitoris!
- Jesus' 7 inch circumsized love pole is firm and ready for ACTION!
American & Greek Openings + STIGMATA
- Jesus loves a party! His feet can be separated for an amazing total of... 6 "tunnels of love"!
Sopping Wet, Hungry Mouth
- Jesus' head is fully moveable so you can plunge is esophagus from any angle!
Extra-tight Vibrating Sphincter
- To milk out buckets of fuck butter!
We call American French. We have no words for stigmata fucking. You can nail him in his hands and feet. He has an oversized male clitoris. Also, he milks fuck butter. Double you tee eff mate. Fuck butter. Sacrilicious.
I may be going back to HK at the end of the year. And possibly Japan. And most likely mainland as well, and I'll have to take more azn dream fotos. w00t yeah. I love planes.
Yesterday Dad was meant to go to HK. But he forgot his ticket and missed the flight by the time he retrieved it. Oop. But he went today, might have been on the same flight as his littlest brother. He is One Cool Uncle. He came over for business for a week or so, had some steamboat dinners and lots of alcohol. I don't like drinking any more but when he's there it sorta just happens. Still managed to get my S&M COP assignment done though. It was due today in the morning, heaps of people were late and came to Funatomy all flustered. I was sorta surprised there were so many, excusing the OTTP debaters, seeing as it was such a heavy assignment and nobody likes morning submissions. I put it in yesterday cos I knew something would fuck up if I tried today. Something did, but it's just train trouble, no biggie, been there, done that... At least no one was stabbed this time. Oh wait, La Trobe's just had a stabbing. Carry on. Half the course didn't actually sleep last night. I Am Win.
I'll put up tinkerslut pics once she's healed. It's so very itchy. Also, I've decided on my next tattoo. I felt like something black. I only decided today so I'll probably chop and change my mind (that sounds weird... and dualist...) by the time I get the next one. But it will be after my anti eyebrow. I'm getting my birthname spanning five thoracic vertebrae. (3 characters, two spaces? Or maybe just my main character?) And it's ok for me to get this seeing as I am actually Chinese, and I can read this, and I know what it means. I suppose most people who get Chinese characters eventually find out what they have written on them. Often with hilolrious consequences. ("I hope this means what he says it means" and the guy who got "faggot" or something equally not his cup of tea...) Chinese really doesn't translate well. I can actually put mine in a sentence in the original language. Oh, and then speak the language. Word. I hate people who go into tattoo parlours, see a character on the wall with "means love" written next to it, and get that inked. They have no idea if the tattooist got it right. They don't know what type of word it is, how it's used, etc. Once a little girl from dancing asked me what 'love' was in French, then replied to me, "I l'amore you!" I never appreciate being bilingual til I see my uncles.
Also, I want to expand the wrist a bit, some sort of ancient timekeeper, or a sundialish thing with a dermal anchor shadow (though I doubt that'd work). Maybe a calendar, maybe stonehenge, maybe some cogs, maybe the Antikythera Mechanism, maybe the a venus cycle diagram, solar system, constellation, I'm getting off the time business... Or maybe I'll just stick with the crop circles. Though they don't look so good on skin as they do in fields of gold (or green if that's your thing... actually, I prefer green). I will keep me posted.
AND I want more naked ladies with wings. Probably some pixies around Tinkerslut's feet in the Peter Pan colours - mauve for boys, blue for girls, something else for the ones that don't know. I don't actually remember. Does anyone know what I'm talking about if I ask for something that looks like cherry blossoms, but they're really just pads of fuzz instead of flowers on dark twiggy twigs? I want a couple of those going up from under her feet up my back. Maybe.
I feel so azn today.
And I might also get three or five anchors on my sacrum. But it would be shit trying to sleep, hard to sit... Hell to do missionary and related positions. But sacral piercings are cute. And I want one under my bellybutton. I may be addicted. Odd numbers are prettier than evens, and anchors are more movable.
BTW, for the upside down good fortune characters we saw in eating world before Fantasia was meant to be that way. Upside down is 'dou', which sounds like arriced 'dou', therefore it hopes that good fortune has arrived. Though it is eating world. How much fortune could really occur?
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