Last week I made a friend.
Sidonie: You don't happen to be a member of the art museum, do you?
Sean: No, why?
Sidonie: There's a party for members only & I don't have anyone to go with!
Sean: When & what's the occasion?
Sidonie: Tomorrow, I think. It's just a free wine party for the members... Although after this week & last, perhaps it's best I be kept away from free wine.
Sean: If only there were some way to have fun without alcohol...
Sidonie: What do you suggest? Weed? Hot sex? Fast cars? Cheeseburgers?
Sean: I was thinking autoerotic asphyxiation, but those are good too.
Sidonie: All my suggestions will kill you much more slowly.
Sean: Which of them do you want to do tonight?
Sidonie: Are you propositioning me? Or just trying to plan my demise?
Sean: You sound just like my mother.
Sean: No, why?
Sidonie: There's a party for members only & I don't have anyone to go with!
Sean: When & what's the occasion?
Sidonie: Tomorrow, I think. It's just a free wine party for the members... Although after this week & last, perhaps it's best I be kept away from free wine.
Sean: If only there were some way to have fun without alcohol...
Sidonie: What do you suggest? Weed? Hot sex? Fast cars? Cheeseburgers?
Sean: I was thinking autoerotic asphyxiation, but those are good too.
Sidonie: All my suggestions will kill you much more slowly.
Sean: Which of them do you want to do tonight?
Sidonie: Are you propositioning me? Or just trying to plan my demise?
Sean: You sound just like my mother.