A Memo
To those of you who may have been confused, I offer some facts:
If you tried to call me, I don't know what my phone's problem is. I can't say I apologize because I have nothing for which to be sorry. It isn't my fault, it's Sprint's. Even if the phone did ring and I was actually here to pick it up, the heinously bad reception would have disconnected us.
Thanks for the efforts yesterday. A phone call might have been too much personal communication for I did nothing on my birthday. I sat in my parents' apartment and drank a lot of Newcastle. That's it. Hooray.
- I no longer live in Boston.
- I haven't for about three weeks.
- I will not be living in Boston in the foreseeable future.
- I am not living in Los Angeles.
- I will not live in Los Angeles until September.
If you tried to call me, I don't know what my phone's problem is. I can't say I apologize because I have nothing for which to be sorry. It isn't my fault, it's Sprint's. Even if the phone did ring and I was actually here to pick it up, the heinously bad reception would have disconnected us.
Thanks for the efforts yesterday. A phone call might have been too much personal communication for I did nothing on my birthday. I sat in my parents' apartment and drank a lot of Newcastle. That's it. Hooray.