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First of all, sorry that this update took so long. My fiancé and I are moving in two weeks and packing is eating up all of our time. Also, double sorry because for some reason, all of the pictures of the first time I played the Uni house are totally GONE. I can’t figure out where they went; I must have accidentally deleted them, but I don’t know how or when. Anyway, nothing of major significance happened then, soo…
So the kids go to college, and what do they do?
Clean…
Smustle…
Look shocked when caught smustling…
Primp… (She virtually never showers because she does this ALL THE TIME.)
Nap…
Nap…
Nap in stereo…
Play instruments outside at night…
Play handhelds outside at night…
aaand flirt. Sounds like college to me!
Finally, some academics! Antonidas declared Poli Sci, Sadaf is Drama (so fitting), Imogen is Philosophy and Reza is Bio (wtf?).
Reza thought this dormie was hot. Um, honey, he looks JUST LIKE YOUR DAD. Also, as soon as she got to college she rolled up the wants to call Serdar and Kaia, which was adorable.
Much better.
“So this girl…”
“NO. WAI.”
“I kno.”
Midnight poker party on the roof? Mmmkay.
See how Imogen and Sadaf are standing in the bathroom? Yeah, they both have “Congratulate Reza” in their queues. I guess they’re going to yell really loud through the bathroom wall…
End of the semester Congratulation party!!! They did this every semester, just stood around congratulating each other for, like, five sim hours.
WTF. This is not the School of Rock.
This guy, Trevor, is soooo-in-lurve with Reza!
Despite his fugtastic outfit, she likes him back.
“I get to make out? AWESOME!”
“Um, hello cheerleader, we are trying to STUDY here!” ::cough::
Trevor is a smart one.
So Sadaf annoyingly rolled up the want for all of her fugly high school friends to come to college, so I brought them. They rolled up these wants right away…
HELLO OBSESSED MUCH?
Imogen has never even had her first kiss, so I had her call the matchmaker.
He appears to be a Starbucks employee.
A fugtastic Starbucks employee.
Fugliness is punishable by death.
This was the matchmaker’s next offering.
We agree, Imogen. We agree.
Must be those seventeen-year-locusts or something.
The Heavy Sigh is for your fugliness, dead guy, not your death.
“I feel pretty, oh so pretty…”
STFU, goldilocks. Your hair indicates that you too like to feel pretty.
I sent the kids Downtown to go mate-hunting. Imogen says, “GTFOut of my way, beeyotch, I got mens to be findin’!”
“You are NOT the mens we were looking for, DAD!”
Actually, Reza hung out with him all night.
Serdar! You’d better be glad your daughters didn’t see that!
She looks like trouble anyway.
This girl has potential…
Except if you drive her away by talking about pedophiles.
Behind-the-bar dance party!
Creepy incestuous dance party! Also note Sadaf’s choice of wardrobe. Stay classy, baby.
Lolz.
Don’t make that face, it might freeze that way. Oh, wait…
Reza has no clue what to do at a club.
This guy isn’t bad looking.
“My last two dates mysteriously died…”
“My box is still locked, if you get what I mean…”
Uh oh, Sadaf is slappin’ hoes, it’s time to go home.
“I missed Reza while she was gone…”
She brought you a present.
Not the usual way to celebrate your engagement, but I guess naked is better than nothing…
Study party.
IDK if that’s the best idea, but okay…
This is his only attractive angle. He and Sadaf had, like, negative bolts (the kids were broke…).
“You look like an alien.”
The date wasn’t going that poorly, but she rolled up these wants right away. THEY ARE FUGS, hun. Fugs.
Sadaf ended the date and threw herself a pity-party with the brown-haired fug and some little girl.
“Are you just ugly or are you wearing a lot of makeup?”
She WooHooed him. I think she needs glasses. Maybe if she could see a little better she might avoid the fugs.
Red-haired guy came to visit.
I think she’s trying to tell you something, hun.
The cow mascot didn’t get the memo that Seasons came with rain, and he didn’t need to make any.
“Are you pregnant or just fat?” STFU, cow, you have no room to talk! You’re a cow… literally!
Thanks again, awkward cheerleader. I’m glad you’re ready to dive in.
Antonidas wanted a robotics table, but Imogen was the only one who ever wanted to use it.
Reza’s so cute.
This letter was actually for Sadaf, from that black-haired matchmaker date…
But it inspired him to invite over that blonde from the club.
Her name is Cheryl. Antonidas wooed her. And hooed her.
“I know I just had sex with you, but I still think you could use a little improvement…”
Cheryl: “I can always kill him after.”
She turned out great!
She agrees!
Antonidas, overwhelmed by Cheryl’s beauty, proposes.
Accepted.
And he celebrates by having a bedroom dance party with his sister.
Sadaf: “Are you gray because you’re a house elf?”
Sadaf WooHooed this fug, too. I hate her.
‘Sup sexy?
Imogen is sometimes not so smart. She likes to do fun things until she’s almost in motive deprivation… Here, for example, she is freezing.
They have bathroom parties ALL THE TIME. It’s like, “Oh, my sister is peeing? Now would be a GREAT time to play Red Hands!”
“DAMN CAMPBELLS! Damn their melt-inducing deliciousness!”
So at this point I got bored with college, and since everyone except Sadaf was pretty well paired off, I made them all drop out…
Antonidas aged up into an appropriate outfit.
Reza’s isn’t bad.
Imogen, the same fate is in store for you…
Verticals + diagonals = no. Also, Sadaf, who never ONCE rolled up a college-related want, was the only one who cried about dropping out.
Imogen, recalling the popularity of boots in her home neighborhood, dresses appropriately…
And we’ll end there… with no declared heir! Mwa ha ha ha. I’ve actually played past this point, and I know who the heir is. Next update will include some weddings… Thanks for reading!