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Just FYI, the teaser is a lie. You’ll have to learn the facts of life for yourself.
On the last volume of the seemingly interminable first generation of the Millay legacy, the youngest kids, Imogen and Antonidas, had just aged up into children. Sadaf is already a teenager, and Reza is still a kid.
Imogen and Antonidas rolled up the want to buy a Drum Kit for their birthday, even though they can’t play them yet… so Serdar stepped in to oblige.
Taking after their father, they immediately start to play chess.
Where is Antonidas sneaking off to so late at night?
MY HERO! He proudly brought back the gnome!
And promptly kicked it over.
Because midnight toilet-cleaning parties are SO MUCH COOLER than midnight gnome-rescue raids!
Antonidas snuck into the master bed (because none of the kids EVER sleep where they’re told!), and Serdar wouldn’t get back in after the rain woke him up!
That’s the same intense-game-face I wear while playing the Sims!
I will fucking kill you.
So, Antonidas’ new hobby is starting water balloon fights. He gets aspiration points for it every time.
Poor Reza is not very smart.
Way to be nice to your sisters.
Imogen will get him back!
Psych! Antonidas has froglike dodging skills.
Sadaf brings home this ‘friend’ from school… who suspiciously was ALSO Kaia’s ‘friend’ from her first outing! Obviously Color-Coordination-Challenged-Chica is after Kaia again.
He pimp-walks off of the helicopter every day.
I’m sure at work he tells all the guys, “I totally live with four women.”
He doesn’t mention that three of them are his kids.
All that bragging lured this pedophile upstanding businessman over to the house.
Yeah, well, you may have the mad-phat drumming skills of … some famous mad-phat drummer (srsly, there are no famous drummers. They sit in the back), but you are far too fug to be laughing at a hottie like Sadaf here.
Where does Serdar work, Enron?!? First pedophile music critics, now this?
“Leaving your infants on the floor in piles of dirty bottles and running over them with the RC Car turns them into creepy staring zombies? If only I had known!
Sadaf: “Now that you’ve learned to walk, you can get the hell out of here, because I am going to be heir, beeyotch.”
Imogen is such a nerd. I scroll around looking for her ALL THE TIME and she’s always doing this. Or playing chess. She maxed out her logic skill before she aged up into a teenager.
Nerd. She came home from her second day of school with an A+ and a note that her drum-playing skills had earned her $200. I guess the birthday present was a good investment after all…
Nerd.
Right after this he rolled up the want to buy a bar. Kid, it’s not that bad.
Reza’s nerd quirk. She leaves decomposing newspapers all over the place, and then whines when I make her clean them up.
Sadaf went downtown to find some man meat, and started telling this clerk all about the strange men her mother used to date.
Unfortunately, he kept getting distracted by ‘work,’ so Sadaf hit up the matchmaker outside.
Well, you don’t have to marry him.
Whatever loser.
“Get it through your THICK SKULL, I am HOT!”
She hurt your… elbow?
“Don’t you like me!??!”
Aww honey, I think that’s a ‘no.’
I agree, he’s a crazy loser.
Serdar brought home the flu, and got Antonidas sick, so I punished him by quarantining him with his son in the master bedroom.
“So this is where you and Mom woohoo?” Also, in case you can’t tell, Antonidas is holding up the ‘little’ sign with his fingers. What are you trying to say about your dad?
“Yes Mom, we all know that soda is whack.”
“We are eating GOLDFISH!” I thought you had ten logic points, hun. Those pieces of fish are a little big for being goldfish. Koi, maybe, but not goldfish.
Fug here came by at two in the morning and just stood around. He didn’t steal the gnome, or leave a present, or poo. He just stood there. You have no room to be yawning at Sadaf, weirdo! You’re boring too!
“You see, if you solve for y the equation looks like half the gnome’s hat, turned on its side.” No, really. I got out my old graphing calculator and it’s totally true.
Apparently the flair has hypnotized her, because she got into bed and ‘daydreamed’ for the rest of the evening.
Logic can’t save you now!
Too many Froot Loops for breakfast…
“My daughter…”
“She had a crappy birthday party!”
I know!
Sadaf brought this home on the bus.
What are you, a romance sim?
First kiss!
What’s she so excited about?
Charming.
It’s not a Millay update without a little Kaia stink.
Antonidas likes wizards. And Link.
She’s thinking of ways to be hotter than Sadaf.
“Boobs! Boobs will make me hotter than my sister!”
She doesn’t like her makeup.
Shaddup, you’re gorgeous.
She rebels against her parents by pretending it’s 1815. Correspondingly (ish), she rolled Family, with the LTW of graduating three grandchildren from college.
“A helmet would never fit over your dumb hair!”
“Nor yours, genius.”
The redhead left Sadaf a hot tub!
WTT Smut for Omelette, PST
(*non-nerd translation: want to trade Smut for Omelette, please send tell)
Sadaf was checking herself out…
And she didn’t like what she saw! Actually I think she had pimples, because she had the “Use Acne Cream” option… but for some reason, pimples never show up in my game, so whatev, she’s still beautiful.
Thx Mom.
“WAI R U HERE!” I sent the girls downtown to see if they couldn’t find more attractive boyfriends.
Reza thought the HOT clerk was… hot.
Sadaf, however, has NO taste.
“Hey baby, do you wash your clothes in Windex? ‘Cause I can see myself in your pants!”
You didn’t have a problem when it was Kaia stinkin’ up the place!
Sadaf influenced him to do this, and she and Reza got BFF, like, two seconds later. Way to come through for your little sister, Sadaf. I am proud of you.
The nanny hangs with Bill Cosby. Although pudding > Jell-O
Kaia sold a cookbook and made $10,000!
And then her ‘friend’ stole the gnome again!!?!? Why are you guys bringing these losers home from work?
Her moment of nerd glory.
The older sisters continue to get along famously.
Although Sadaf could teach her sister a few little lessons in cool…
Serdar gave her a $25 tip!
My mom is always calling me to tell me about the weird ‘diet’ tricks she’s trying, and one of them was to eat everything with chopsticks, because it makes you eat more slowly, and therefore you’re more aware of the point at which you become full. That’s what the chips/cookies animation reminds me of.
At least Antonidas has one fan.
Sadaf invited the Flock of Seagulls guy over, and this is how she greeted him.
WHAT does she see in him???
Bad Parenting Trick of the Day, #1: Eat Lobster Thermidor while your kid snacks on potato chips.
Bad Parenting Trick of the Day, #2: Distract your daughter’s date by playing catch with him.
“Hugz R boring, where iz teh makeout?//!??!one?!?!11” Slut.
See the knocked-over trashcan back there? This adorable little girl whom NO ONE in the house knows did that.
“Don’t tell Kaia, but I looooove soda!”
“You look a lot more like a baseball than a snowman.”
Reza brought home this fug on the bus.
“Your nose is as big as the Sorting Hat!”
She had to swerve to avoid his nose.
He finally got good grades… and solidified his new nerd status with that fantastic outfit.
Why the crowd?
Teenagehood! He rolled Fortune, LTW to reach the top of the Law career. Turn-ons are cologne and blond hair, turn-off is glasses.
Imogen too.
Hottie boom-body! She rolled Knowledge (fittingly), with LTW to reach the top of the Journalism career. Turn-ons are swimsuits and red hair, turn-off is fatness.
And after an incredibly short teenagehood (which is really not a word, I don’t know why I keep using it) of one Sim hour, the Millay children were shipped off to college. The fug dates left them parting gifts.
Sneak Preview of the College Years!
Gorgeous Sadaf.
Gorgeous Reza.
Vastly improved Antonidas.
And Adorkable Imogen. She doesn’t have makeup on in this shot; she looks much better with it.
Anyway, I’ve played through the first semester of college and I still don’t know who should be heir! Sadaf has a HILARIOUS personality, but Reza and Imogen are SO PRETTY. But so is Sadaf! I hope every generation isn’t like this, lol.
Thanks for reading!