tqc_anon asylum, chapter three
So I sent everyone out to dinner, and we found mglory and nasty_anon facing off - in public!
Even being surrounded didn't stop him from laying into her. Poor mglory.
I think she took it okay, though.
She seemed to fire a few back at him, insinuating that he was too stupid to work.
x_quotethis_x spent some time talking to gmzob about chairs, and I think he was interested, but maybe only because she's a girl.
OOOOOOOO.
MGLORY, QUOTEY IS RIGHT THERE.
Good to see you're above their gossiping, quotey!
Everyone paired up to eat, but Imaria managed to lose his dinner in that table next to div and senti. He put it down there...and it disappeared, so he went hungry.
Senti: I'm a big scary monsterrrrrrrrrrr.
Senti: RAWR!
Brite: GDI DIV!
ORLY. They both went inside to get drinks, and I got this pop up. They were in there for a while, too...hmm.
Uhoh. I don't know what this was about, but Wolfs isn't a Gmzob fan.
Gmzob: Hey, nice boobs, can I touch them?
Brite: Sure, why I show you what they're made of?
Brite: OMNOM NOM DELICIOUS BOOBIES.
Gmzob: SAVE SOME FOR ME!
Brite: Oh no, mister, you don't get any of my goodies. You should be ashamed of yourself!
Gmzob: "How to pick up women in four easy steps"...you better work for me, baby!
Everyone headed home one by one, because they were tired and couldn't party all night. These two found each other.
So once everyone was asleep, I flicked through some other houses.
mglory showed lainy just what she could get up to in the bedroom.
But lainy wasn't that impressed with her wife's getup.
Well, at first, anyway.
She soon got over it, and there were chimes!
Meanwhile, i_am_famous and fourcorners were busy getting busy. And there were chimes to be heard there, too!
Because I'd taken too long with the other houses, my asylum folks had decided to go and get lives. I left them at 3am and came back at 9am, and they'd all gotten jobs! And were out of the house!
Brite and gmzob were busy flirting in the middle of nowhere. I don't know who invited who, but it's a little creepy.
Imaria, Div and Wolfs were all out driving - where they got cars from, I'm not sure!
Speeding was chasing the pizza boy around the park, possibly to steal his tips.
Wolfs ended up at the gym...despite having the same equipment at home.
I don't know where Div had been, but she came home quickly.
And that was probably a good thing, because there was ANOTHER fire. And that's subtlesphinx sneaking by out there.
IAF and her hubby even made the society pages!
Poor Haji :(
Div kept wanting to go for a jog, so I sent her on a convoluted route around town.
Imaria: But I am looking at your face!
o_O
OOOOO again!
Hey sleepie/rockxanne/sonija...why are you running past our place? It's not on the way to work or home!
A good workout deserves a good stiff drink.
Div wanted to visit GTFO, so she jogged on over, and toastoos ran away immediately.
But does nice_anon know that??
Wolfs really doesn't like Gmzob...maybe it's because he didn't hit on her.
Please stop playing with fire, Brite!!
And LOTS of townies walk by the asylum. For the record, the asylum is WAY up at the top of the map, with no other buildings nearby.
There are NO businesses nearby, no other houses, yet everyone who's walking by will have the "XX is going home" pop up if you hover over them.
Senti did the drowning dance for a while. She was really hungry and tired, but couldn't make it across the pool to eat or sleep, so she'd get out of the pool. Then get back in because she was hungry and tired, then lather, rinse, repeat.
Even Parker (Addie and Rhonda's son) was playing up in the hills behind the asylum. I wonder WTH is up there.
Imaria: Do you think I should write about banging Speeding in my LJ?
Senti: Well, I've already told anon, so it'll be old news to everyone else.
Imaria: Ohshit.
Div and Brite both found themselves in the backyard, well away from the fireplace...
When it went off. Again.
And this is how they react. Div tries not to care, everyone else stays in the pool, and Senti, well...
Div starts to put the fire out, and the boys block everyone in.
Haji comes out to play just as the fire's dealt with, so things start to look good again...
But maybe Haji was just out for revenge.
Senti: Wait! I'm not ready to go! I'm not dressed right!
If you think that your body issues go away with death, it looks like you're wrong.
It looks like she's got four arms.
Death: GDI SENTI, YOU MADE ME STICK THIS DAMN SCYTHE THROUGH MY HEAD.
Death: SENTI. GTFO. DON'T MAKE ME COME AND GET YOU.
Senti: But I'm napping!
Death: GDI WOMAN. YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW.
Ghosts are always tired. I do not get that. Surely they spend all day sleeping!
Anyway, Senti is happy enough to go.
Even though it depresses everyone else.
:(
So after the second death, everyone went to bed, and I flicked through some other houses again.
southernkitten and evilkitten went from being flatmates to married, and they also got some chimes going. BABY BOOM!
Back at home, Imaria and Brite finally meet. They apparently didn't know each other before this!
Gmzob: If I buy you flowers, will you put out?
Div: Uh, how about no?
I like how they both blame the other.
So Gmzob pulls out the 'sob on her shoulder and feel up her ass' move...while Imaria and Brite start flirting!! o_O!!!!
Oh you are all class.
And we weren't invited, hmph.
The cop's name is Precious. PRECIOUS!! And that's corrrine back there.
She and greatly_amused_anon hit it off at the foosball table, it seems.
anowyn was happy to strip down and dance about in the sprinkler.
And the housemates eventually made their way to the park. Gmzob was on the lookout for some action.
seanseansean and subtlesphinx were off to the theatre to fool around a bit.
Wolfs started picking on corrrine!
Ohh, she is not amused.
Wolfs is bad.
Please note - that Precious the Policewoman is RUNNING AWAY from them. I guess she didn't want to write them up.
Speeding: That blonde?! Is she prettier than me?? It can't be!
I have NO idea what Speeding was crying about. She was in the toilet, looking at herself in the mirror, and then she started crying about Anowyn!
Gmzob: So...baby are you married? I mean, it doesn't matter to me, in fact, I prefer it. No commitment, you know?
plain_mornings: *giggle* No, I'm not married.
Anowyn: Hellloooo, nearly naked girl, standing right here.
Imaria: *completely obvious*
Anowyn: Look, how about we do it for tree fiddy?
Imaria: *still oblivious*
Anowyn: Holy shit dude, what's your problem??
Imaria: SENTI'S DEAD AND OMG YOU HAVE GREAT BOOBS!!!
atomicide: Hmm, is toastoos the town bike I've been hearing about?
Someone has finally fallen for Gmzob's lines!!
A kind of asylum challenge featuring many sims from tqc_anon, but with the main stars being divergent, _wolfmechanics, imaria, gmzobisnotyou, hajiomatic, sentimentation, briteflite and speeding.
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