"Our Powers Combined!"
How'd they do it? Seriously, we didn't give this group of guys adequate credit for their divide and conquer strategy. How'd we miss such obvious signs that they were a part of... The Satan Squad.
Demon Boy 1,2,&3 raise their hands to reveal the SS ring with SS logo and chant (very captain planet like) "Our Powers Combined" and are immediately whisked away to an undisclosed location. They all gather together and discuss this weeks conquests and decide they have not ruined enough lives this week and that they want to do something spectacular... the plan decided upon, they return to their original locations... Austin, Florida, and Dallas (respectively).
Demon Boy 1 -
Puts plan into motion by seducing the Angelic Lindsey. After a few months of dating they decide to end the affair, but Demon Boy 1 is clever and decides to keep lines of communication open so as to be able to continually be a Demon.
Demon Boy 2 -
Sees that Demon Boy 1 has successfully taken the plan to stage two and begins seduction of Angelic Lauren. Seduction Successful... leaves for Iraq.
Demon Boy 3 -
With Demon Boy 1 & 2 successfully out of the picture at this time, begins seduction of Angelic Krista. Seduction successful.
Plan swings into full motion at this point.
Demon Boy 1 turns from nice, funny, chatty guy to douche bag loser.
Demon Boy 2 follows suit and turns into ex-girlfriend visiting, non-phone answering, douche bag loser.
Demon Boy 3 sees his opportunity and turns into whiny, pouty, greasy, douche bag loser.
Class of 2000 we concede, you have beaten us... but never forget that I didn't win most mischievous in high school on a whim. We will defeat you Satan Squad... you have no idea what's coming...
Last but not least... I'd like to apologize to the owners of phone numbers 850-495-7615 and 850-695-7615... I was drunk and trying to send those crazy ass messages to 850-496-7615... that is all
Demon Boy 1,2,&3 raise their hands to reveal the SS ring with SS logo and chant (very captain planet like) "Our Powers Combined" and are immediately whisked away to an undisclosed location. They all gather together and discuss this weeks conquests and decide they have not ruined enough lives this week and that they want to do something spectacular... the plan decided upon, they return to their original locations... Austin, Florida, and Dallas (respectively).
Demon Boy 1 -
Puts plan into motion by seducing the Angelic Lindsey. After a few months of dating they decide to end the affair, but Demon Boy 1 is clever and decides to keep lines of communication open so as to be able to continually be a Demon.
Demon Boy 2 -
Sees that Demon Boy 1 has successfully taken the plan to stage two and begins seduction of Angelic Lauren. Seduction Successful... leaves for Iraq.
Demon Boy 3 -
With Demon Boy 1 & 2 successfully out of the picture at this time, begins seduction of Angelic Krista. Seduction successful.
Plan swings into full motion at this point.
Demon Boy 1 turns from nice, funny, chatty guy to douche bag loser.
Demon Boy 2 follows suit and turns into ex-girlfriend visiting, non-phone answering, douche bag loser.
Demon Boy 3 sees his opportunity and turns into whiny, pouty, greasy, douche bag loser.
Class of 2000 we concede, you have beaten us... but never forget that I didn't win most mischievous in high school on a whim. We will defeat you Satan Squad... you have no idea what's coming...
Last but not least... I'd like to apologize to the owners of phone numbers 850-495-7615 and 850-695-7615... I was drunk and trying to send those crazy ass messages to 850-496-7615... that is all