Howling at the Moon
You are going to stay here on this chair and you are going to learn who you are, and also who the guy whacking gnomes like they personally insulted his honor and the honor of his house and his family and his cows is, or the claws will come out and you will tear out everyone's throat.
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Been a few months since I updated this story, so - Story Index for any new readers. Oh, and this story is the sequel to In the Valley of the Sun. :)