Long story short: I hate computers and I hate photobucket and DIE. JUST DIE. DAMN COMPUTERS.
This is from my Van Daal legacy, which I was originally going to make into a story, but then decided I had more fun just playing. But the generation 2 heir, Kristin, is way too awesome not to share. So here we go.
Don't even think about it you guys. I know she's the hottest bitch ever, but she has a fiance and at least fifty secret lesbian lovers. She can't handle much more than that.
Oh look, here's Secret Lesbian Lover #2948482010. I'm not doing it on purpose, I swear.
Kristin: Come on, babeh. I'm gonna make you Secret Lesbian Lover #2948482010.5! It's a great honor, you know.
Or not, with #2948482010 lurking around.
This is her HAWT fiance, River. Make me lots of pretties, okay?
Kristin REJECTED her. And he still counted it as cheating. *reloads lot*
A typical day.
SO FUCKING CUTE.
I wish these weren't in the dark because her facial expressions are great. Especially that last one.
Kristin: FUCK COWS AND THEIR DAMN UDDERS AND THEIR...MILK.
This is what you get when you mess with Kristin's man.
OH THE IRONY. THE DELICIOUS IRONY.
I...think I have a crush on the Cow Plant. *fangirls*
Don't let that become a habit for when you have real kids.
Her favorite thing in the world is visiting the campus to get pizza.
Note: It's a different cow.
And the guy she's fighting is the llama, sans costume.
River: BITCH DON'T MESS WITH ME. I'LL POKE YOU CAUSE I'M ALL TOUGH AND SHIT.
Wtf, fighting made him skinny.
This is Kristen's not-sister, Artemis. Because my founder, Heather, is married to some guy, and got pregnant with some other guy, and at the same time the husband got abducted. So. She's her not-sister, but they still think they're sisters. But for some reason Kristin doesn't have any memories involving Artemis. I was totally set to turn them into lesbian lovers too, but all they can do is family kiss. *sigh*
And this is their older half-sister, Sabrina. Who comes to a toga party wearing a nightie.
Sexy.
Oh look, it's Secret Lesbian Lover #55505030050.
I need her to breed.
That's the cow and the llama again.
I LOVE YOU COW PLANT.
Although I felt kind of bad, 'cause she had just wandered onto the lot and never hurt anyone. And she was kinda cute.
But that sweet little smile makes it all worth it. Who's a cute little Cow Plant?
I know the feeling.
Don't even think about it you guys. I know she's the hottest bitch ever, but she has a fiance and at least fifty secret lesbian lovers. She can't handle much more than that.
Oh look, here's Secret Lesbian Lover #2948482010. I'm not doing it on purpose, I swear.
Kristin: Come on, babeh. I'm gonna make you Secret Lesbian Lover #2948482010.5! It's a great honor, you know.
Or not, with #2948482010 lurking around.
This is her HAWT fiance, River. Make me lots of pretties, okay?
Kristin REJECTED her. And he still counted it as cheating. *reloads lot*
A typical day.
SO FUCKING CUTE.
I wish these weren't in the dark because her facial expressions are great. Especially that last one.
Kristin: FUCK COWS AND THEIR DAMN UDDERS AND THEIR...MILK.
This is what you get when you mess with Kristin's man.
OH THE IRONY. THE DELICIOUS IRONY.
I...think I have a crush on the Cow Plant. *fangirls*
Don't let that become a habit for when you have real kids.
Her favorite thing in the world is visiting the campus to get pizza.
Note: It's a different cow.
And the guy she's fighting is the llama, sans costume.
River: BITCH DON'T MESS WITH ME. I'LL POKE YOU CAUSE I'M ALL TOUGH AND SHIT.
Wtf, fighting made him skinny.
This is Kristen's not-sister, Artemis. Because my founder, Heather, is married to some guy, and got pregnant with some other guy, and at the same time the husband got abducted. So. She's her not-sister, but they still think they're sisters. But for some reason Kristin doesn't have any memories involving Artemis. I was totally set to turn them into lesbian lovers too, but all they can do is family kiss. *sigh*
And this is their older half-sister, Sabrina. Who comes to a toga party wearing a nightie.
Sexy.
Oh look, it's Secret Lesbian Lover #55505030050.
I need her to breed.
That's the cow and the llama again.
I LOVE YOU COW PLANT.
Although I felt kind of bad, 'cause she had just wandered onto the lot and never hurt anyone. And she was kinda cute.
But that sweet little smile makes it all worth it. Who's a cute little Cow Plant?
I know the feeling.