Prescott Legacy Generation 2.4
Previously, On The Prescotts... Will and Sidney got into private school, Will became a teen aaand nothing else really happened.
The aspiration points from getting his kids into school didn't make Donnie any less useless. Or his hat any less deadly. Dude even hurts himself with that thing.
Meanwhile, Karen takes a moment to talk shit about Sidney with Will. I don't understand why no one likes him!
Now that Will is a teen I figured I'd get a close look at him and his parents' faces. And Sidney and Steven's, too, since they look exactly the friggin' same.
Damn. His face is pretty much all Karen's. Sorry, Donnie...
Karen: Hey guess what I'm going to do to your butt >8D
I feel like Donnie hasn't been sticking his butt out as often as he used to.
This animation just isn't the same without fingers :C
Will: Hey, Dad, I just got a C at school :c
Donnie: WOO, HELL YEAH, GO WILL! *applauds*
Karen: And that's when the judge kicked me out of the courtroom...
Jock Townie: Damn. This girl is hardcore.
KAREN, YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW, WHY DO YOU KEEP TELLING PEOPLE THAT.
Jock Townie: How'd you break out of the handcuffs?
Karen: THAT IS A SECRET.
Sidney: A FRIGGIN' PLUS!! WOOOOO, YEAH!
Karen: Meh.
Sidney: WTF?! I DID BETTER THAN WILL AND THIS IS ALL I GET?!!
Steven: Hey, what's over there?
Everyone: Looks away.
...And then he promptly passes out. Poor kid.
Karen: OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE I HAVE KILLED MY CHILD WHERE WILL I HIDE THE BODY, I CAN'T GO TO JAIL AGAIN.
Jock Townie: Uh. Your ass is blocking my view.
Karen: IS MY ASS NOT ENTERTAINING ENOUGH, IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
Steven: Woman, will you just help me with my homework.
Steven gets more attention than anyone else in the house.
JT: Wow, so you think you'll be a hardcore criminal like your mom when you grow up?
Steven: I dunno! It depends on if I can make the right connections.
Steven: Besides, mom only got in trouble once because she kissed lots of guys or something. That's all she would tell me.
JT: ...
I'm beginning to hate the stereo a little bit...
Click to viewUntil this happened. Karen, I love you. (Yes, I put Lady GaGa music in my sims game. Shut up, she's awesome >:C)
Will quickly realized he couldn't dance and went back to his best friend the telescope. Just look at that concentration in his face.
Will: I think all this craning's messed up my neck a little... XC Ow.
Sidney: MOM. ALL THOSE MOVES YOU ARE BUSTING ARE MAKING YOU STINK.
Karen: Whatevs, little man. Don't be jealous.
Karen: YOU THERE. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DANCE-OFF!
Patrick: ...Eh. Why not.
...Wow, guys. I am blown away by your dance skeelz.
Karen: *drops it like it's hot*
Patrick: Damn.
Ummm... okay, then. Don't give him the wrong idea, Karen.
Karen: Where the hell is my husband?
Patrick: Hey, dude? I think your wife wants to dance wit-
Donnie: NO I AM NOT LOOKING AT PORN.
The boys came home from school and suddenly there were townies EVERYWHERE!
...And all of them only played with Steven. Of course.
Pirate Kid: You should totally join our baseball team!
Little Girl: OMG YOU TOTALLY SHOULD.
Steven: Lol, I'm popular c:
I love this animation so very much.
Pirate Kid: RAR, I WILL SHOOT YOU.
Steven: Too bad my MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING has taught me to DODGE BULLETS!!
Little Girl: Oh yeah well I'll just stare at you creepily.
Steven: AUGH MY ONE WEAKNESS CURSE YOOOOU.
Pirate Kid: Haha, I win!
Sidney: Hey, guys! Can I play, too?!
Pirate Kid: How did you defeat the villain?! Are you MAGIC??
Little Girl: I totes am c:
Sidney: Guys?
Sidney: Psh, screw them, I'm so cool I'll just look through the TELESCOPE ALL DAY, HELL YEAH.
LG: Your brother has been out there for hours. Is he looking for spaceships or what?
Steven: I dunno, he's really weird.
PK: I bet he's an ALIEN and he's looking for his real parents!
Steven: OMG, I totally wouldn't be surprised!
Wow, kid. I dunno what just came out of you but it does NOT look healthy. Are you sure your brother's the alien one?
Sidney: I am too ~*mature*~ for their childish games just ~*look at me*~.
Donnie: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz, shut up, Steven, zzzzzzzzzzz.
Aww, Will! He was so upset about burning his first meal.
Well, I guess that was inevitable. Maxed out logic skill: Congratulations, Will, you are officially still a huge nerd.
Will: I KNOW EVERYTHING C:
Then he takes his 2091028308102th bath.
...With Sidney standing RIGHT THERE. First his parents screwing in front of him, now this!
Sidney: ...Huh? Oh, hi, Will.
Sidney: EXCUSE ME?? LITTLE HUNGRY OVER HERE?
...O... kay. I guess there's only so much mental scarring one kid can take before it just doesn't phase him anymore.
Donnie: Eh, this book is lame. *shuts*
Donnie: Maybe I'll like this one better...
Donnie: *reads one page* ...Nope, this one sucks too. *shuts*
Donnie: WHY DO ALL THE BOOKS IN THIS HOUSE SUCK.
I think Donnie's stuck in infinite loops of doing stupid shit because he's hungry again. I ordered groceries and once again, the delivery got glitched.
Donnie: Um... hey, you going to give me food or just stand there creepily and not move or blink?
Delivery Girl: *stands there creepily.*
Donnie: ...Great.
This girl came home with Will from the whorehouse school! I was kind of excited I made a townie that didn't turn out ugly.
Will: Oh, god... eheh... you're so pretty... hahah- NO, DON'T TOUCH ME. *jerks away*
Cute Townie: Um. Right, then.
Will: Oh god, she must think I'm so creepy. I must prove my manliness!! *punches Donnie*
Donnie: Really, Will? I think I just felt a light breeze on my arm.
Cute Townie: ...Wow.
Cute Townie: SERIOUSLY, DUDE? ALL I DID WAS ASK YOU WHAT TIME IT WAS, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO LOCK YOURSELF IN THE BATHROOM.
Will: MUST... WASH AWAY... MY SHAME...
Will Bath Count: 2058720980922034
So, the glitch with the delivery truck wouldn't go away and I decided I'd build them a nice new house. (the heart windows changed when I realized they had hearts in them. Really, The Sims, heart windows? Are they going to live in a fricking candy palace now?) Anyway, I moved them all out and got to work on a big, two bathroom one...
Aaaaaand then I realized they couldn't afford it. So I had to move them back to their old one again and buy them crappy furniture. I admit it was... not my best moment of judgement.
Steven: Really? A burgular alarm? Who's going to want to steal any of this shit?
Will: EVEN THE PHONE IS UGLY *GAG*
Looks like somebody's going to try maxing out another skill. I swear, he should've rolled Knowledge.
Sidney: LOLOLOL, THAT IS SO FUNNY STEVEN, I AM LAUGHING SO HARD, THIS MAKES US FRIENDS, RIGHT, AM I POPULAR YET?
Steven: Um. What. No.
Donnie: Hey, Will, how's your painting coming?
Sidney: Yeah, Will, is it going to be a-
Will: Not too bad! I'm pretty excited about it.
Donnie: That's great, son.
Sidney: ...:c
Really, guys? This is what you've been staring at for hours?
Sidney: Don't mind me, just passing through.
Prescott Family: *Does not mind Sidney in the slightest*
Sidney: You guys all suck :C
This shot might look like I'm being creepy and showing off Karen's boobs but what I'm really excited about is her
~*FINGERS!!!!!*~
Yeah, I finally got some damn expansion packs! Uni and Night Life! Seasons is next on my list so I can start a Poverty legacy c:
In addition to ~*FINGERS!!*~ Karen also got this fancy podium from work.
Steven: Attention, ladies and gentlemen! ...BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP.
I immediately took the opportunity to send Karen and some of the other Prescotts to a Downtown lot.
Donnie missed the car just like he misses every carpool, and Steven was too busy laughing it up over his own bodily functions to care.
Donnie: DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM!!
Karen: I am so pretty c:
Will: HOLY SHIT I HAVE FINGERS!!
Sidney: I bet you could play the violin a lot better now!
I have never seen the smustle animation before. It suits Karen so perfectly.
Smustle spam!
They were perfectly in sync and everything! I am officially in love with the smustle.
And look! Sidney's finally getting some um... attention!
Creepy Dude: That was a wonderful dance...
Sidney: COURSE IT WAS, cause I am the HEAD BITCH IN CHARGE, SON. I am PURE GOLD.
And as the head bitch, he made Will go cook him burgers from... somewhere and give them to his new friends.
Sidney: So, you guys. We're really cool, right. Cooler than anybody that plays cops and robbers, right.
Creepy Dude: May I ask how old you are?
Sidney: Umm. I'm eleven, why?
Creepy Dude: Ehhh... this one's no use to me if he's graduated elementary school.
Eeee! I finally have a founder portrait! I'm glad I managed to get one before Karen got too old. LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE SHE IS, DAMMIT.
Things have been going really well lately! The family all gets along...
Will passes on the story that horrified him as a child to his littlest brother...
Karen's even going places in her career with her new podium!
Karen: Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Well, I kept my promise. I am totally talking at you all on a podium. I totally keep lots of promises. That makes me a good politician. ...This is the part where you cheer for me.
Donnie: Umm... yay. :|
OMFG WILL YOU ALREADY MAXED THAT SKILL OUT WILL YOU STOP BEING SUCH A FRIGGING NERD ALREADY I AM BEGINNING TO BECOME ASHAMED OF YOU.
This followed Will home. I think this was probably one of the headmaster's "girls", because she was decidedly more creepy than the last one.
Donnie: La, la, laaa, making foooood...
Creepy Girl: ...
Donnie: ...
Creepy Girl: Hello... sir...
Will: Hey, dad, did you meet my friend?
Donnie: Uhhh. Yeah, I met your... "friend". Tell her I'm married. *eats*
CG: Hello... Will... o______o
CG: Since your dad wasn't interested in my services, how about you?
You do NOT want to know where her other hand is.
(BUT LOOK AT HER ~*FINGERS*~)
Karen: I doubt your ability to accomadate something the size of a train.
CG: O___O DO NOT MOCK MY CREDENTIALS.
Donnie: My son is bringing home prostitutes my life suuucks...
Oh god, he's going downhill again, isn't he.
Sidney, on the other hand, is doing pretty well despite no one liking him! He grew up well (and nobody came to watch). He rolled fortune as his aspiration.
CG: Well, HELLO. I didn't see you here before... come into my-
Sidney: UM NO. NO TOUCHING, THANK YOU.
CG: But I-
Sidney: YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.
CG: LOL, GUYS. LOL.
OMG YOU ARE SO ANNOYING. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
I thought Will was reading for fun...
But he was just reading Steven to sleep. Aw.
Steven: OKAY FINE, I GIVE, I'LL GO SLEEP IN MY OWN BED JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
Seriously, Will? You're the one that always has dominance over the bathroom, why couldn't you make it to the toilet?!
...I see what you did there, Karen. Well played, indeed.
Will: OH GOD HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME, LET ME CRY INTO MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL ~*FINGERS*~
Whoa, Karen! Don't get all crazy just because you stuck it to the bathroom hog! D:
Losing his job and having the house to himself all the time didn't make Donnie any more useful.
GUYS. WHAT PART OF THE TOILET HAVE YOU BEEN POOPING ON.
Karen: Aww, Will! That was so nice of you to make pancakes for us all! I'm glad you're not mad at me or anything.
Will: Why... of course not, mother C:
...Nice, Will.
Karen: ...Oh it is ON.
Sidney: Dad! Get out of here, I don't want to end up like Will.
He had to go so bad he went right through his pants. Maybe this is why the toilet's so messed up?
Donnie: I'll give it to ya right in the kisser!!
Sidney: Omg I'm bonding with my dad he's totally paying attention to me this is awesome C:
Sidney: Hey, Dad. You wanna hang out some more? Huh? We could totally watch TV or something. Ooh! You want to hear a joke? Dad? Hey Dad?
Donnie: *ignores*
This picture cracks me up because it looks like Karen was just thrown from her carpool...
But she was just passing out. And dreaming of the Abomination townie, wtf?
Sidney: I TOTALLY BONDED WITH DAD, I AM AWESOME :D
Karen: DONNIE. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOU BOYS GETTING YOUR POOP ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND NOW YOU'VE CLOGGED THE TOILET?
Donnie: ...Sorry, honey. >:C
LOL @ DONNIE'S FACE.
She cleans it up for him, though, because otherwise no one ever will.
Will: Excuse me, guys, could you get out of here? I need another bath.
Donnie actually served the family dinner! I was in shock!
...I dunno what he put in it, though, because it made Sidney pee all over the place.
Sidney: FUCK, I STINK.
Donnie's Butt: *doesn't care*
Sidney: ...*sigh* What is my life.
Sidney: Yeah, man, life is so ~*bleak*~, amirite.
Karen: So what did he say?
Sidney: Nothing IMPORTANT, MOM. WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING THE ~*SORROW*~ AND ~*DESPAIR*~ OF LIVING AND HOW NOBODY LIKES US.
Karen: ...So... we're not getting pizza, then?
Fugly Teen: BOO, WHY IS THIS LOSER SITTING NEXT TO ME?
Karen: How DARE you make fun of my son?! BOO TO YOU, I SAY. BOO. TO. YOU.
Fugly Teen: Whatevs, I'm done with this shit.
Things have been going so smoothly lately, it's a little unsettling.
...Aside from the occasional thing like this...
Karen: FUCK YOU, SINK.
Sidney grows up? No one notices. Steven grows up? He gets his own friggin press conference. The mail girl even came to watch!
He grew up well, too, and rolled Knowledge.
I felt like this outfit suited him better. He wears a denim jacket because he is ~*hip*~ and ~*rebellious*~
...Unlike his oldest brother, who is just a mush.
Karen: ...Donnie? I made dinner already, what are you doing?
Donnie: YEAH WELL I DON'T WANT GRILLED CHEESE.
Karen: You will pay.
Real nice, Donnie. Still, it's kind of a cute family portrait.
Although Steven took the opportunity to steal the nicest bed in the house while the others were distracted.
Sidney: Mom, congrats on collapsing on top of Will while you were pregnant with me. It was my finest moment as a fetus.
Karen: Aw, thanks C:
Sidney: And Dad, congrats on banging mom and conceiving me.
Will: What? Oh, yeah, that was just my brother being creepy at my dad. You were saying?
Guess why everyone is hating on Will?
YUP, HE'S HOGGING THE BATHROOM WHILE EVERYONE HAS TO PEE AGAIN. And doesn't he look SO smug about it.
Will: ...What the hell?
Steven: BITCH, THIS IS AN INTERVENTION.
Sidney: Yeah. We're going to need you to stop doing this now.
Steven: OR I WILL MESS YOUR SHIT UP.
Sidney: ...Actually, you can get the fuck out, too, thanks.
Steven: What? You said we'd kick him out together and-
Sidney: GET. OUT.
Classy, Sid.
So Steven is left to scorch his first meal.
I love that all of my sims can cook for themselves now, but I can't help but feel that they're wasting my cooking supplies. Also, no, I don't know what happened with Will's face in this picture. Maybe he has a flesh-eating virus, okay.
UHH, EXCUSE ME. STILL HAVE TO PEE OVER HERE, AND NOW DAD'S IN THERE.
GODDAMMIT. ALL THREE OF THEM IN ONE UPDATE.
Will: Wow, how'd you get it over there?
Karen: I HAVE HAD IT WITH PEOPLE PEEING IN MY HOUSE. NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO PEE ANYMORE EVER >:C
SPOILER ALERT: Nobody still pays any attention to Sidney.
Karen: Omg, Steven is such an asshole, he peed on my floor and I hate him.
Donnie: Karen... he's right over there. *minus*
Karen: I REGRET NOTHING. *plus*
Steven: Man, fuck y'all, I'm outta here.
Legacy Stats!
Founders/Heirs: 1
Fires: 2
Pass-Outs: 9
Self-Wettings: 5
NEXT UPDATE: An heir is possibly chosen? 8O I know I don't have that many readers, but I need to choose, so I'll be posting an heir poll soon anyway.
Thank you for reading!! c: