Bringing back a hero
Tonight I plan to go to Captain America's grave. First I'll pay my respects by sacrificing a terrorist, and then I'll sprinkle his tomb with the ashes of John Wayne, the blood of a congressional medal of honor recipient, and the spittle of Dick Armitage. If that doesn't bring him back, nothing will.
Captain America's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for multiple gunshot wounds to the stomach, We're gonna thaw out "The Cap'n"
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off "The Cap'n"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Cap'n"
And Justice Scalia
And Dick Armitage
And Richard Nixon ('cause he ain't dead either)
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And-
we're gonna go jacklight-hunting for communists and neo-nazis just to show that we can.
Captain America's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for multiple gunshot wounds to the stomach, We're gonna thaw out "The Cap'n"
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off "The Cap'n"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Cap'n"
And Justice Scalia
And Dick Armitage
And Richard Nixon ('cause he ain't dead either)
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And-
we're gonna go jacklight-hunting for communists and neo-nazis just to show that we can.