The Reniker Legacy 1.0
Wow! It sure has been awhile. You see, my old laptop decided to be a TARD and delete the Awesome's and the Balkovatz's. Then I completely gave up on that laptop, because it had other problems too. So I waited almost 5 monthes until my birthday, and at that point I recieved this laptop, which is a BILLION times better than my old one. And I am now back on the legacy train :)
Anyways, I hope this legacy will be able to get far. As you may or may not know, most of my legacy's fail before the third generation is born. The farthest I have ever gotten in a legacy (not on LJ) was to the point that the oldest third generation kiddo was a teen. I will try to update at least once a week, and since I have a bunch of huge tests this week, I shouldn't have much homework, so there will hopefully be another update out this week. And, just so you know, I was sick this whole week, so this would have come a while ago.
Now, to the legacy!
This is our founder, Morgan Reniker. Her LTW is to be surronded by family (i rolled it :P), her favorites are pop, fruit parfait and pink, and she is a libra.
Her "beautiful" legacy shack.
The inside isn't much, and I forgot to take a picture.
Morgan: *fails*
Here is a better picture of her as she goes and gets a guitar lesson, leaving her with about 50 bucks. Yay.
Is the huge nose parade in town? I think yes.
Hmmm, he isn't TOO bad. But his name is Barry Tenderlove. I'm not kidding.
Morgan and Barry get accquanited, while the weird tourist just talks to herself.
(he's single, by the way)
Morgan: *derps*
Luckily, he isn't much better.
Morgan: ...And soon the whole town had herpes!
Barry: BWAhahahahah!
...I don't wanna know.
Then Morgan tried to turn on the flirt, but he was all "eh"
SO i sent her to Aquarius, where she got the want to get into the VIP section.
But the bitchy bouncer was all "hell no"
Morgan: *thinks* God, you could bounce a quarter of those things.
So we gave her a good portion of our remaining moolah as a bribe
BUT the douce just stole our money, and Morgan was STILL not allowed in
The second she turned away, Morgan snuck in
She drank some sucpisious looking purple drink (there were butterflies coming out of it!) and then got bored because there were no good looking boys on the room
SO she got high blew some strawberry bubbles
She's adorable though, so I let it slide
Morgan: BUBBLES! *pop*
But then this ass told the bouncer she snuck in
Morgan: Eep
Morgan: Maybe if I stand perfectly still, she won't see me.
Bouncer: Bitch, i ain't no dinosaur
Morgan: You're as close as it gets
Bouncer: *kicks out*
Morgan: Tomorrow night is the night I get laid find love.
Goodnight, Morgan
The next day, I sent her to the gym, hoping to find some good, buff action
Instead, I found this fug, and the guy who told on Morgan the night before.
And who do I spy on the side of the building running away? Barry. The main reason this upsets me is the fact that he is probably going to end up being her baby daddy.
So she goes out AGAIN and the bouncers steal her money AGAIN
And outside, the creepy, pedofileish bartender stares at this kid as they walk away.
The next day, Morgan invites Barry over.
Prepare for love spam!!
*sigh* love spam over
Barry then left for work, and the repairman was called.
Besides the top right, this puddle is kind of shaped like a heart ♥
New day love spam
Barry: *is not impressed*
This is only one of the MANY pictures I had of them going at it. They are like rabbits.
Classic legacy underwear wedding!
Ugg *regrets* Oh well, no going back now. His LTW is Master Mixologist. He likes electronia, hamburgers and aqua. He is an aquarius.
With the (little) money he brought in, I bulit a nursery and a new bathroom. I also bought him a ~professional~ bar.
That night he dreamed about having a house that sparkles like Edward Cullen.
Morgan: blargblehblahthrowupbarfattractivesounds
Hmmm
I then sent Barry to get a part time job, since he will soon have a family to supprt
Sooner then he thinks, in fact.
Mixology spam :) (i had to)
Fin
He then went to moonlight at a bar, where he only lost money.
Insert inappropriate caption here
*rage*
I broke down and bought a washer that won't break every 5 minutes.
Morgan: *stomach impales guitar*
Babiez!
Oh, yes, Barry, have your pregnant and in labor wife drive you guys to the hospital. Wise.
Barry: Is that where we're going?!?
Welcome, Kai! HIs favorites are soul, pb and j, and spiceberry. Kai is a taurus
Eeek, that was kinda rough. Like I said, it has been awhile. The next update will probably be better. Even though it was hard to read, please leave a comment :) compliments as well as criticism are appreciated just don't be too mean! Thanks for reading!