1. [the gnome from Sims 4 with a little censor block around him]: "I don't like that EA has decided to add things to our games without our permission, in Sims 4. Someone already mentioned the "It's on Us" shirt, that is not in Simlsih and could potentially be triggering for some people. And now, they are adding more things, like the Star Wars stuff and this creepy little gnome. I think it was meant to be a joke, but it creeps me out, is like a perverted old man who winks at you while he is naked, and rubbing one out. Like a voyeur who is touching himself while watching other people go about their lives. It makes me uncomfortable, and I don't like seeing it in the Sim catalog. It was better in Sims 2 or Sims 3, when you had to download things, like patches and extra free content, manually. Sims 4 has some flaws for sure, and I just wish that it were independent of Origin, or at least asked if you wanted to download the newest items, or if you just wanted the patch. So that we wouldn't have nonSimlish things in our games or creepy gnomes." 2. "On the nights when I wake up in the night and can't sleep, and can't get that break from my own mind, I envy Sims for their ability to pass out instantly (especially in Sims 3 and 4 where they don't even need to be tired to sleep). I think maybe God is real and is torturing me. Or we're all just Sims after all and I'm being messed with. It sucks." 3. "You can empty a vacuum cleaner as soon as you get it in buy mode... so are they shipping these out to us used or do they come with dirty pre-installeD? yuckieee" 4. "I have so much custom content for The Sims 2 that it's hard to even play any more. I should have done a better job of organizing earlier. Now I have to decide whether it's worth it to reorganize all that shit now or just start over with a blank slate. But there's so much cute stuff that I hate to throw anything out of my game." 5. "I just wanted to say that I really like your playthrough of castaway I know you don't get many comments but I just wanted you to know that you do have readers!" 6. [My Wedding Shit with an alternate couple as the cover image]: "Tear the bitch apart!" 7. "People love holding ts3 up as an example of a good sims game despite how much hate it got in 2009" 8. "WOULD YOU FUCK SIM SECRET? i'D FUCK SIM SECRET."
2. "On the nights when I wake up in the night and can't sleep, and can't get that break from my own mind, I envy Sims for their ability to pass out instantly (especially in Sims 3 and 4 where they don't even need to be tired to sleep). I think maybe God is real and is torturing me. Or we're all just Sims after all and I'm being messed with. It sucks."
3. "You can empty a vacuum cleaner as soon as you get it in buy mode... so are they shipping these out to us used or do they come with dirty pre-installeD? yuckieee"
4. "I have so much custom content for The Sims 2 that it's hard to even play any more. I should have done a better job of organizing earlier.
Now I have to decide whether it's worth it to reorganize all that shit now or just start over with a blank slate. But there's so much cute stuff that I hate to throw anything out of my game."
5. "I just wanted to say that I really like your playthrough of castaway
I know you don't get many comments but I just wanted you to know that you do have readers!"
6. [My Wedding Shit with an alternate couple as the cover image]: "Tear the bitch apart!"
7. "People love holding ts3 up as an example of a good sims game despite how much hate it got in 2009"
8. "WOULD YOU FUCK SIM SECRET?
i'D FUCK SIM SECRET."
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