The Ahren Legacy: 3.1
[It's a family reunion!]
Hey y'all. Sorry it's taken me a while to get this update out. I've been working extra lately. Last update Bennett died, but Braden was able to save him from the afterlife. Aubrey joined Michael in elder hood, Braden had some mental problems which consisted mostly of him pulling a volleyball out of his ass every other minute. Bennett also became an adult and he still looks remarkably similar to Michael. Beck flirted w/ sexy alien maid but that didn't get too far. Also, a genie lamp was delivered and Aubrey wished for wealth so that she'd have enough money to buy the new house I made for her. Both Calvin & Beck had some shitty birthdays where they became adults. Oh and I almost forgot: Bennett died again, but was saved by his mother.
So we left off with the heir poll. Neither Braden or Bennett won heirship, and of course since Calvin wasn't able to participate in the poll, he joined the others in sparedom.
Here's our winner! Beck beat Braden in the poll with a score of 6-4. Bennett finished in last place with one vote, lol.
My Aubrey. ❤︎ After wishing for wealth from the genie and receiving a shitload of cash, she was finally able to afford the nice house I made for them.
Beck: Getdafuckout, I need to pee.
I'm not sure why he's complaining, seeing as there's literally nobody else in the bathroom with him.
And suddenly, a majestic Aubrey appears!
Beck: Mom, seriously. I need privacy.
Aubrey: But you're my baby boy. :(
I bet Aubrey's SUPER excited to get some grand-babies soon. Her wants panel is completely filled with "relative gets engaged", "relative gets married", "get grandchild". Usual family sim shenanigans.
Beck: 'Eyyy, wanna go out for lunch? My treat.
Maid: I'll have to politely decline that offer. :D
Unfortunately, Sexy Maid and Beck have no chemistry for each other. I could force them into a relationship, but I don't wanna put the effort into that.
So Beck prepares to eat his lunch alone.
Aubrey: Don't worry sweetheart, I'll eat lunch with you. :)
Awww, I love her so much. ❤︎
I sent Beck to the pet store to pick up hot dudes. Can't have a cat-hater in the family.
Beck: I don't need a boyfriend, I brought my own friend with me. This is Charles. :DD
C'mon Beck. Not in public.
Ooh, look at this beauty. Maybe I'll save her for a future generation spouse.
NEW CAT! Because 5 just wasn't enough. Meet Bitsy!
Beck: Oooh, I like that handsome guy over there! :D
Ehhh, I'm keeping my options open. Plus his peso-mustache is kinda freaking me out.
Beck: YOU'RE RIGHT, WOULDN'T WANNA MAKE CHARLES JEALUZ! :DD
Jesus that's a sinister laugh.
Alcoholism = Beck's newfound hobby.
I saw this guy walking down the street and I just had to have Beck go out and greet him. Before you wonder to yourself, yes, I did make him. Not specifically for Beck, however. They just happen to be natural two-bolters. Oh, and his name is Bellamy. (Do you watch The 100? I do).
Beck: I'M TOO TIRED TO BE CHARMING!
Wow Beck, selfish much?
Beck: FINE, I'LL FLIRT WITH HIM. So what are some of your hobbies?
Bellamy: Oh, well... Um... I like macking on hot dudes!
Beck: What a coincidence, me too! We already have so much in common.
What's this? :O (I quickly checked Michael's relationship panel and apparently he and Bellamy are arch-enemies???)
I had Beck do some flirty-flirt action anyway. I don't really wanna deal with father-in-law violence, but I really like Bellamy's face.
Michael: *stare stare stare* *hover*
Beck: Ahem, father. Do you mind? I'm trying to seduce my date.
Things are moving along pretty quickly!
Sexy Maid: I'm not jealous. :D Not one bit!
LIAAARRR!
Beck even got his first kiss! Awww. :)
Aubrey: So how 'bout that hot, steamy first kiss?
Beck & Bellamy: .....
Beck: I think I'm gonna puke!
Bellamy: Seriously? Don't vomit on me.
Meh, he'll make out with him anyway.
Beck: I know we've only known each other for two sim days, which adds up to roughly 30 minutes real life, depending on if you're fast forwarding or not. But that doesn't matter, my love for you grows fonder each and every day! Marry me? :D
Bellamy: Awww!
Bellamy: Yes! I will marry you!
In my mind, this whole scene seems very dramatic to me.
Beck & Bellamy: la la la, he he
Aubrey: GROSS, MY CORNEAS.
I found out that Aubrey's one of those parents who hate their kids' PDA.
Anyway, it's wedding time! I don't really have any dialogue for this scene, so here are some photos of the wedding for your viewing pleasure. Feel free to make up your own dialogue as you please.
There ya go! There's some really nice cliche pics in there.
Beck: *POP!*
Beck's already on his second trimester. He barely had any morning sickness, so I'm hoping this pregnancy goes smoothly. I don't want to deal with any more miscarriages in this legacy.
Bellamy: I got a promotion! :D
Judging by the navy blue jumpsuit, you can probably assume that Bellamy's either A. A Janitor or B. A Gas Station Attendant. If you guessed B, you're correct! Congrats.
Uhhh Beck, did you---
Beck: Before you ask, yes. Indeed I did make these hamburgers all for myself. ~dnt h8 cuz u aint~
Beck: Hey, guys!
Braden: Thanks for inviting us over, bro.
Bennett: Hiii there! :D
Braden: WHO SAID YOU COULD COME???
Calvin: Mom, actually.
Calvin: Remember that time a magical genie appeared from that weird lamp the matchmaker lady gave us? Fun times!
Braden: I'M WATCHING YOU, MOTHERFUCKERRR.
I think it's probably a good idea that Braden didn't win the heir poll.
I do adore him for his love of cleaning, however.
Bellamy: Goodnight, Aubrey! *tucks in*
Aubrey: 'Night, Bell!
um excuse me what the hell are you doing ?
Yeah, you just go ahead and pretend that you didn't just fondle your mother-in-law.
Beck's bump expanded.
Ugh, Bellamy's one of those sims. I can already tell that this "primp" thing is going to annoy the hell out of me.
Bellamy: RAH RAH I'M STINKY! *flails*
Michael: Holy Jesus PLEASE PUT YOUR ARM DOWN.
Aubrey: So you didn't go to college. That probably sucks, right?
Beck: :(
Nah, I just didn't send him to college because I didn't want to have to deal with his dumb brothers dying and flunking and shit.
Beck's been playing sims for the past three sim hours. I can relate, Beck.
Never mind the empty speech bubble, I took this picture because apparently Bellamy is Aubrey's new BFF and they're gossiping about Michael.
Bellamy: Heeey, cranky old father-in-law!
Michael: *deep sigh*
Awww, Bea's time is up. :( I'm gonna miss that cat, but not enough not to quickly replace her after her death.
(I think that sentence makes sense? I re-read it a few times... Eh, it's late).
Beck: You're letting me clean the toilet??? SCORE.
Ok fucking weirdo.
Apparently I fast-forwarded all through Beck's labor. Anyway, the first baby of generation three is a girl with Beck's eyes and Bellamy's hair. Carrying on with the alphabetacy, we're at the letter C. Her name is Cressida.
Aubrey: FINALLY, A GIRL!
Aubrey's pretty pumped about the new arrival as expected.
Bennett: Wooo! Alright, a niece! Awesome!
Beck: Bennett? Is that you? When did you get here?
Bennett: Two days ago.
Bellamy: I WANNA PUNCHHHHH!
Really game? Gee, this looks awful familiar.
I was wondering when this would happen. The answer is: now.
Michael: Hah! All those years I spend ignoring my family so that I could exercise has finally payed off!
Bellamy: My coccyx! D:
I think that's a good place to end.
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Hey so I wanted a little feedback on something. I started a Black Widow challenge on TS2, but I'm iffy about posting it to LJ. I got the idea from alittlestrange. Anyway, I'm about halfway through that challenge, and I wanted to know if any of you would be interested in reading that? I don't want to post it to my LJ if nobody's going to read it, so that's why I'm asking if you'd be interested in it. As always, thanks for reading and I'll see you next time!
ISBI Stats:
Torch-Holders: 2
Perma-Plat Sims: 1
Shrink Visits: 3
Fires: 2
Self-Wettings: 4
Pass-Outs: 4
Food Naps: 3
Fights: 2
Accidental Deaths: 3
Resurrections: 3
Social Worker Visits: 0
Social Bunny Visits: 0
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