The Ahren ISBI: 2.4
[First death of this ISBI...Certainly not the last.]
Hello! So, I guess I was wrong about the heir poll. I forgot I had enough material for a 2.5, so the heir poll will be in the next update. Last time, Aubrey started working her way up the law enforcement career and soon found herself pregnant with her third baby. She made it through this pregnancy to give birth to her third son, Beck. Speaking of birth, Bea the cat gave birth to a female and male kitten, Bette & Bentley. Michael continued his obsession with the exercise bike. Bennett grew up into a handsome teen (I'm starting to see some Aubrey in him). Beck also had a few birthdays and we left off with him as a child.
Here's a better look at kid Beck. He is sooo cute!
Oh and here's a better look at Michael's distress.
Bennett: Okay, now you punch me in the bicep!
Braden: This is a fun game. :D
These two are pretty good pals which I'm thankful for. Despite them both having a terrible childhood and growing up badly, they don't "act out" and kick the trashcan down too often.
Sometimes I forget that I made Aubrey skill and then I look over at her and she's near passing out.
Aubrey: NOOO BEA NOOO! D:
Meh, she's still going to work. She's so close to becoming Captain Hero.
Beck: Hm. Never seen that guy in our yard before.
Wolf: GRRRRRR!
Kid: EEEEEEK!
Lmao, I just love it when the wolves terrorize innocent schoolchildren.
I caught the boys hanging out in the bathroom talking about... Things.
Braden: I like busts.
Out of nowhere, Calvin became a teen!
Calvin: That means I'm old enough to compete in the heir poll, right? :D
Hahaha, sorry buddy. No adopted kids can compete. That's like the #1 rule, man.
Anyway, I can't remember what aspiration he got, but it doesn't really matter so.
5 hours later and the boys are still chillin' in the bathroom. The cats have started to join them.
Calvin: Okay, that's it. You haven't bathed in three days now. I'm calling for help.
Beck: CALL THE DAMN POPOS, IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO SMELL THAT BAD.
Bennett: I don't know what you guys are talking about. I don't smell anything.
Aubrey's extra happy this afternoon after work. Guess why?
Aubrey: WHOO! WHO'S THE BOSS NOW. ME. I AM. :D
Aubrey finally made it to become ~*~ Captain Hero ~*~ and that old lady right there is her trustee sidekick.
Here's a random picture of Bea because I think she's so cute. :3
Aubrey: You hungry, Bennett? I'm making dinner right now.
Bennett: Yeah... But mom? Something smells a little burnt...
Aubrey: What are you talking about? I smell nothing but delicious turkey.
Random Teen: LORD PLEASE SEND HELP.
Fires: 2
Luckily the fire department arrived to put out the fire.
Bennett: I've got acne everywhere, I smell like a donkey and I'm tired as hell.
Bennett showed his sassy side.
Braden: Is something going on downstairs? I think I heard screaming and someone yell "fire!!!1" but I wasn't sure enough to get off my bike.
He's missing out his whole teen-hood by riding that exercise bike. :/
Hmmm... Someone's playing favorites, I see.
Michael: Heck yeah I've got friends. BEST friends, in fact.
Random Teen: NO. WAY.
Oh Braden. :/
Food Naps: 2
Calvin: HEH, I BELIEVE THAT IS MY SEAT, MOTHER. :DD
Beck: RAH RAHHH! BETTER PUT ME IN A TIME-OUT, AUBREY.
I feel really bad for Aubrey having to raise 4 boys...
Aubrey: Hang on, kids! Right after I beat this level.
Beck: UUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!
Beck: I'MMA POP A HOE! >:(
Woah Becky Boo, calm down there.
Calvin & Braden: Ehehehe. :3
What are you two giggling about? Nerds.
Braden: Awww damnit! So close.
Aubrey: Hahaha yeah I already have 4 cats, so what?
Michael: Hey, honey. What're you doing standing in the cold this late?
Aubrey: Who's my new favorite man?? You areee! ❤︎
Michael: Oh. Another cat.
Yup, another cat! This is Buford.
Buford: Meow?
Hehehe awww, lookit his face. :D
Calvin: Why are you so down, bro? Why not get a girlfriend or maybe even just a friend?
Braden: *sigh* You don't understand the connection I have with my bike.
Calvin: Well then how 'bout a hug? :D
Braden: NONONONONO.
Calvin: HA HA HA, GOOD ONE, BRUH. :DD
Calvin seems way too happy.
Calvin: FUCK YOU FOR REJECTING MY HUGS. I AM A VERY GOOD FRIEND AND NOW YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE A FRIEND LIKE ME.
That's more like it.
Braden: Ow... :(
Beck: Wanna talk about boats? No one ever wants to talk about boats with me.
Calvin: Uh... O..Kay?
I think this is the first time Beck & Calvin have actually had a conversation. O.O
Meh, Beck doesn't need human interaction. He's basically already one of the cats.
Aubrey: Off to work as a ~*~ Hero ~*~
Showoff.
Aubrey: Aaand I'm home! Jealuz? :3
Of your super short work days? Well yes, I am.
WHY IS THIS FACE IN MY GAME, HELP.
Bette/Bentley(Idk)???: :3
Awww, Bette/Bentley is so cute. They look EXACTLY the same, so they're basically the same cat.
Buford: FUCK OFF, I OWN THIS HOUSE NOW BITCH.
Beau: *cowers* :/
Haha, I love cats.
So I guess the bills pay themselves and the cat bowl fills up on it's own now. What's really going on is Aubrey got invisible for a few hours (which was actually quite terrifying). So I guess she's an ACTUAL superhero now. She has the power of invisibility.
Bennett: THIS HOUSE IS A MESS AUFGHHHHH! >_<
Calvin: *hovers*
Beck: Come one, come all! :D
Braden: WOOO! BEST. FRIDAY. EVER!
Beck's still one of those kids who's obsessed with ~*~ trix ~*~ and showing off.
Beck: I'm also a fortune teller. Come closer and I'll tell you all about your future failures.
Braden: :(
Calvin: IS THIS TOO MUCH HUMAN INTERACTION FOR YOU, BROTHER?
Braden: YES, ACTUALLY.
Aubrey: Oh no! My children are cage fighting! What ever do I do? D:
Well standing there isn't gonna do anything, js.
So all the cats basically worship Beck now.
Beck: my minions...
Braden: BITCH SLAP FOR THE BITCH.
I love how Bennett's just standing there like "can i get in on this" lmao.
Braden: I'm sure mom's VERY happy that you weren't another miscarriage!
Bennett: Aww, thanks. :D
Michael: the fuck???
Beck: Bye, mother! Have a nice day at work. :D
Michael: I have superpowers too. Super strength, that is! CATCH THIS YOU GIANT PUSSY! *throws football @ 90mph*
Beck: AIEEEEE!
Beck: You really wanna play that game, father? IT'S FUCKING ON!
Michael: *football fucking breaks through Michael's torso* I GOT IT! :D
Let's just take a closer look at this. You don't got it, Michael.
Calvin: And I was like "FUCK THE DOC, I CAN SEE JUST FINE" and then I fell down the stairs.
~*~ TRIX ~*~
Michael had his birthday in the backyard. He's not one of those sims who ages very well... Sorry Mike.
Bennett: *SNOREEE*
Braden: Well, I'm just gonna leave you to your nap.
Food Naps: 3
Bennett: I fell asleep in my food? Ugh I'm a loser.
Braden: Hey! Don't call yourself that. I fall asleep in my food all the time! You're not a loser.
Bennett: Thanks, bro. :/
Braden: Anytime! :D
Aww, Braden is literally the sweetest.
Arlo walked by the house so I had Aubrey greet him and after .02 of greeting him this happened. I guess it's true that ~*~ tru luv ~*~ never dies.
Aubrey: I know this is a little late, but Braden's not your son and his father is standing right over there. :D
Michael: ...W.. What? :/
Speaking of Braden...
Braden: WELL, THAT WAS ONLY THE WORST PERIOD OF MY LIFE. :DD -5,000
Arlo: Ahhh, Aubrey's lips taste just as I remember them.
Braden turned out really good looking! I think he might've gotten Aubrey's eye shape after all. :)
Braden: ADURRR...
Eh, I was expecting this.
Mental Breakdowns: 2
Calvin: :D
Calvin looks like he's getting waaay too much joy out of his brother's distress.
Calvin: What a loony.
I feel kinda bad for him, but there was nothing I really could've done haha. That would be considered cheating, and a cheat I am not! :D (well... maybe a little).
Like with Beck's birthday; I might've aged him up a day or two early. Just so that Braden's adult life bar isn't too far done by the time Beck reached adulthood.
Beck: How do I look? :D
AWWW YOU ARE SOOO CUTE!
I'm pretty sure Beck rolled romance for an aspiration. And he likes boys, but that's all I can remember for now. I'll check all of the kids' turn on/offs in time for the heir poll (next update, eee!)
BIRTHDAY PIZZA PARTY!
Arlo: Hmmm... I guess he could be my son!
He is your son, Goddammit Arlo.
It was a wild pizza party.
Beck: Hey guys. :D I'm home from school!
I LOVE YOUUUUU!
Bennett: HELP! I AM DYING AND I CANNOT GET UP!
Bennett: Heeeelp!
Bentley: Don't worry, I'll save you! *fucking climbs all over Bennett's dead body*
Aubrey: Mr. Reaper, will you please spare my---
Calvin: Mmmm, something smells dead good!
Aubrey: NOT NOW CALVIN YOU'RE DISTRACTING ME!
Grim Reaper: You can just have him back... I feel kinda bad for you.
Aubrey: AWWWWHHH YEAH! :DD
And that's the story of how Bennett was saved from death.
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Wowza, I'm on a role! Hopefully I'll be able to get the heir poll edited and out within the next few days. I'm feeling very determined with this one! :D Thanks for reading/commenting, and I'll see you next time!
ISBI Stats:
Torch-Holders: 1
Perma-Plat Sims: 1
Shrink Visits: 2
Fires: 2
Self-Wettings: 4
Pass-Outs: 4
Food Naps: 3
Fights: 1
Accidental Deaths: 1
Resurrections: 1
Social Worker Visits: 0
Social Bunny Visits: 0