The Halil Family Legacy: Chapter Three
So, I haven’t been popping chapters out like I hope I would! Imma be doing that this week and next week as it is Christmas holidays! In my case just holidays, I still don’t know though, I love Christmas, but I’m Muslim lolol, funny aye?
Last time- Sergul gave birth, shizz happened, I didn’t give out -blanks- name
and yeah! NEW CHAPTER!
After giving birth one must eat to fill ones stomach, true is it not?
Sergul- Very true!
Francisco- I’m sexy even when I have trash to throw!
Sure you are!
Sergul- I must admit, he is very sexy when he does anything.
Sure he does.
Sergul- Imma change my look now… yanno, to get married!
STOP! YOU JUST SPOILT THE SURPRISE!
Sergul- Oh well…
Sergul- I want something more, tidy.
Okay…
Sergul- That’ll do!
You look nice :3
Sergul- I know
VAINNN
Francisco- Lets get married and have more children!
Sergul- You read my mind babe.
I now pronounce you, Mr and Mrs Halil!
Sergul & Francisco- OMNOMNOMNOM!!!
lol
Sergul- You got my surname, you’re the girl! hihi
Francisco- You mean I’m the sexy girl!
Sergul- Don’t ruin it.
Sergul- You ruined it!
Francisco- Angry woohoo here I come!
Sergul- WE’RE GOING TO HAVE ANGRY WOOHOO! WOOHOO!!!
Sergul- Come on Francisco, you’re slooww!
Francisco- You didn’t say that when we conceived -blank-!
Sergul- Dirty boy!
N’aww… and -blank- was in the room… haha
Sergul- My child heard us Woohoo… O_O
Yes lol
-Blank- is asleep… sweetie pie!
-Blanks- name is Emrys Halil (I love that name, Merlin’s druid name <3)
N’aww!
The next morning I witnessed Francisco… well, being Francisco… Insane.
[Heehee, this is the 69th screenshot xD ahem]
Sergul- Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Emrys. Please.
Emrys- WHAAA!!
Sergul- We gotta age you up son!
Emrys- ^-^
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMRYS!
Francisco went to work btw… missing his sons birthday… tut tut
TENSION!
Heyy crossed eyes! I like your mysterious black hair ^-^
Sergul- MUST. PUKE.
Invisible puke, FTW!
Emrys- I have black hair WHHHAA!! I don’t look like my mother of father WHAA!!
Aww, poor soul.
Sergul- MOTHER TO THE RESCUE!
Sergul- Ooo, cake! O-O
Emrys- *-*
Where’d he go? lol
Sergul- CAAAKKEEEE!
okay
There he is!
Emrys- BAD KEN! HATE YOU KEN! GO AWAAAYYY!
okay
Emrys- Your taste is unbearable!
okay
Emrys- *being cute* GET OFF HEAD!
Chucky number two? I think so!
Emrys- LOLOL, sorry!
okay…
Emrys- I’m not sorry hee hee hee!
Well, Chucky or not! I LOVE HIS FACEEE!!!!11!!!
Sergul- MMmmm, cake!
THAT’S WHAT I WOULD SAY IN RL!
Sergul- Do you really have to stare when I’m having a shower!
THAT’S WHAT I NEVER SAY IN RL!
Sergul- Eat my duct tape goofy girl!
LOLOL, I GET THAT HAHA! ok.
Emrys- Hello daddy!
Francisco- HI EMRYS!
Emrys- WHY’S YOU CALL ME EMRYS? I LOVE THAT NAME!
Francisco- ASK YOUR MOTHER DARLEN!
Emrys- …
Emrys- Watch me take Ken’s head off!
Francisco- Nicceee!!! ACES!
Francisco- You better not become a murderer in the future son!
Emrys- Nooo, I’m going to become a scientist!!!
Emrys- LOLOLOL, I want to become an EVIL scientist!
oh god.
Emrys- This stick doesn’t taste like a normal stick! It tastes like wood!
OMG! Dirty mind! AHHHH!
Emrys- I like this Xylophone!
I know right!
Emrys- DING DONG I DID POO!
okay.
Sergul- Hello breaking board!
Breaking Board- …
Sergul- Must hit!
Sergul- Must concentrate!
Sergul- YUSS!!!
It was only a foam board… -_-
Sergul- I am the master of this household!
I think I am the thing you think you are!
Sergul- Your words do not faze me!
Ok…
Sergul- Double foam… this is a challenge accepted!
Oh god. /facepalm/
Emrys- lolol you chicken, you failed the challenge!
Sergul- I didn’t fail… wait you can talk?
Emrys- Me talking is just a fragment of your imagination!
Sergul- That cough medicine is strooonngg!
okay… now my heir takes drugs aye?
Sergul- Oh god. You wont speak to me
Emrys- :x
Sergul- Say iCloud!
Emrys- The person who made iCloud died
Sergul- I know!
Why are you guys smiling? He was a good man!
Sergul & Emrys:
…
Emrys- I thought mummy and daddy weren’t married!
Sergul- We are now!
Emrys- So you created a b-word child and then got married
Sergul- …
Me- …
Sergul- You’re the most intelligent baby! You’re not a b-word child! You’re an Einstein baby!
Emrys- So Francisco isn’t my father?
Sergul- He is!
Emrys- YAY!
oh god.
Emrys- I wont talk if this presence doesn’t leave!
Sergul- RLSergul, leave please.
Okay
Francisco- BILLS! BILLS!
You look calm, but you don’t sound calm.
Francisco- BILLS!
Oh, I forgot you can’t hear me!
Francisco- BILLS!
moving on…
When I clicked back to these two, Emrys had learnt how to talk! YAY!
Emrys- Now I’m one step closer to world domination!
You know his traits aren’t even close to all this “World Domination” shizz!
Emrys’ Traits: Brave, Easily Impressed!
HAHA
Sergul- Is my little baby Emrys tired?
Emrys- YES!
Sergul- Goodnight Emrys.
Emrys- Night mummy.
N’aww
I thought this was cute so I was like “HELL YEA, IMMA SHOW YOU GUYS!” so yeah .. ahem
…
…
HE’S SOOO CUTE MANNN!!!
lolol then this cop came for no apparent reason!
And had a little argument with Francisco
Francisco- I swear! I’m innocent!
Cop- WEREN’T YOU THE ONE WHO SAID BYE TO MY WIFE???
Francisco- I THINK YOU’VE LOST THE PLOT
Cop- I’M GOING TO GO NOW SORRY!
Francisco- WHY ARE YOU STILL SHOUTING?
Cop- I DON’T KNOW, SEE YOU TOMORROW MR HALIL!
Francisco- OKAY COP THAT I FORGOT HIS NAME BLEGH!
moving on…
Sergul- This is weird, I was just about to eat Autumn salad and I got a strange tingling sensation in my anus…
(Misfits quote xD)
ok…
Sergul- Oh I see. I hope you guys are gals! I don’t want to live with men anymore! I want girlss!
Preach!
Sergul- OMNOMNOMNOM!!!
ALL BY MYSELFFFFF…
Oh.
N’aww!!!
And we end this chapter with a picture of Emrys! Do you guys like that name? It’s Merlin’s druid name in the TV show Merlin! How I love his name! And the way the dragon says “Merlin”. That guy has a really REALLY awesome voice!
Okay, ahem, I’m such a nerd! Wanna be I think… I mean yes whatever haha!
Please comment, it means soo much to me when you do! And tell me what you think about Emrys’ name! I LOVE IT MANNN! I think I explained that already… it’s not like I named him Darth Vader.. lol! Darth Vader Halil xD Noppeee!
Anyway! Byeeeeeeee! SERGUL OUT PEACE! <3