Prompt Response: Villains and Knaves (aka The Return of the Drunken Co-Write)

[leilia]

Title: Villains and Knaves (aka The Return of the Drunken Co-Write)
Author(s): docnerd & leilia
Rating: R
Prompt(s) Used: We're rascals, scoundrels villains, and knaves/Drink up me hearties yo ho/We're devils and black sheep - really bad eggs/Drink up me hearties yo ho ("Yo-ho a pirates life for me" from Disney)
Summary: Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name.
Warnings: Swearing. Villains. Drinking. Massive cameos. Humorous character death.
Fandoms: Um.... Can we just go with all of them?

Linked to my journal because this is long and has lots of swearing.