The Frost Legacy 1.0
I know, I'm crazy for starting another legacy right now, what with The Fennell Legacy already in full swing, but I created this lovely creature a few days ago, fully intending only to make a new townie, and I immediately felt like I had to play her. So here it is - the ISBI/Rainbow legacy I planned on starting later this year, here early! Ten generations, colors will pretty much only be represented through house decor, updates will happen when I don't have an immediate deadline for the Fennells or whenever I feel like playing. On with the show!
Meet our lovely founder, Moonbeam Frost. She grew up on a hippie commune in the woods and has recently moved to Legacyville with the view of living her own life. A lovely plot of land right next door to the Fennells seemed the perfect place to start a home. Sure, there's no sink in the bathroom and the kitchen smells funny, but it's all part of furnishing on a budget!
Moonbeam's Stats:
Personality = Sagittarius 5, 4, 7, 7, 2
Aspiration = Pleasure/Romance
LTW = Have 50 Dream Dates
Turn Ons = Underwear + Full Face Makeup
Turn Off = Custom Hair
One True Hobby = Games
Orientation = Gay
That's right, ACR has deemed our lovely founder to be a lesbian. No problem - we have the necessary hacks to make that work and no constaints on types of allowable pregnancies!
First things first - off to the local cemetary to scope for eligible bachelorettes. Why on earth the cemetary, you ask? Well, Simgod Izza hadn't playtested it yet, basically. It was surprisingly packed full to the brim with lovely bi and lesbian girls, however! The Legacyville Cemetary - Legacyville's answer to a gay bar??? First up, a chat with Ticky Telling. No bolts, but at least no negative chemistry. Most of the girls gave Moonbeam the urge to heave her breakfast all over the sidewalk...
Moonbeam: *does her best overacted impression of a vampire* "I want to suck your blood! Bleh!"
Ticky: *secretly thinks it's the best thing since grilled cheese!*
Uhh, Ash Mc Gee and William Schmidt, what the hell do you think you're doing???!!!!!
Ash: "Rotting corpses turn me on! Go 'way so we can woohoo on the dead broad!"
Okaaaay.....*backs away slowly* Seems that grave thinks it's a hot tub as far as ACR is concerned. I'd like to point out that necrophilia is very wrong and not a laughing matter at all *gigglesnort*
Moonbeam: "Oh man, you will never guess what I just saw in that grave over yonder! Hilarious! Don't you think that's hilarious?"
Charelle: "That nanny was the only mother I ever knew..." *sniffle*
With a couple of prospective suitorettes met and schmoozed, it was time to go home for some ice cream. After all, it's not like cemetaries have food kiosks. (Heh, imagine if they did!)
Prospective Suitorettes:
Ticky Telling - Gay - 0 bolts
Anne Loveless - Bi - 1 bolt
Jeremy: "God, you're beautiful! Would it be alright if I kissed you?"
Moonbeam: "You want to kiss me? That's very sweet, but you're barking up the wrong bush, honey!"
Jeremy: "Oh. Well. Umm... so... want a free computer?"
Moonbeam: "Fo shiz!"
Moonbeam: Heh, silly boy. Extravagant gifts will never gain him access to my panties!
Jeremy: "So, uhh, how do you feel about kissing me now?"
Moonbeam: *pointedly ignores*
Moonbeam: "Adorable little puppies make me wanna kill things."
Ahh, the spontaneous rage of a sim with only two nice points!
Moonbeam: "Hello?"
Phone Voice: ".... seven days...."
Moonbeam: "Uhh.. who is this?"
Phone Voice: "I know what you did last summer..."
Moonbeam: "Uhhh..."
Phone Voice: "What's your favorite scary movie....?" *muffled laughter* "Nah, I'm just playing with you. It's Ticky. We met at the cemetary? How's it going?"
Ticky was at work when Moonbeam called the following day, so she invited Anne Loveless, our other prospective suitorette over instead. You may recognize Anne as the townie who returned the Fennell's lost dog, Zara. I promised her a chance at gaining access in to a legacy as a reward, so she was most definitely in the running.
Moonbeam: *mutters* "Stupid Ticky at work, how am I meant to make an informed choice if I can't see them side by side?"
Moonbeam: "... and when am I gonna get laid, already? I'm getting antsy!"
So much anger....
Moonbeam: *gives Anne bedroom eyes*
Anne: *looks politely confused*
All that rage had to come out somewhere....
Moonbeam: "You fail at being punk rock! A mohawk isn't all it takes and you're sucking it up!"
Sampson: "You think you're so cool?"
Moonbeam: "Yes. Yes, I am."
I have never seen this before! From now on, I'm putting bay windows in every house! The cuteness almost killed me!
Anne: "You're pretty, Moonbeam..." *shows way too many teeth!*
Moonbeam: *blinks* Eeep!
Pleasure sims. They thrive on such behaviour!
Since she was down to her last $500, Moonbeam tried to prove her awesomeness through some mad rhyme busting. Anne took pity on the total suckfest that was Moonbeam's skill and tipped her a whopping $5. Thanks, Anne. That was kind.
Anne: *for the fifty millionth time that day* "So yeah, I found this lost dog and so I called the family on her collar and then I returned her later that morning. I didn't want any thanks or anything.....
Moonbeam: Oh god, I could end up hearing this story every day for the rest of my life! Screw this!
Thankfully, Ticky was home from work by this time, and things progressed quite naturally from there.
Moonbeam: "You're so pretty when you blush..."
Ticky: *blushes ever harder*
Bijou: "Oh great. Young love." *rolls eyes*
Aww, now I know you don't mean that. You and Gallagher love each other very much.
Bijou: "Yeah, yeah. Wait until the babies come along, you two. Then see how much time for tenderness you have left at the end of a long hard day of caring for two sets of twins!"
Bitter much?
Having finally settled on Ticky as her eventual idiot *cough* I mean, wife, Moonbeam found that she was always at work! She had a great deal of hours to fill, but found that The Little Green Diner gave her an opportunity to make some extra simoleons while she waited.
Moonbeam: "I thought you said you'd played this game before...."
Summer: "Damnit!"
Moonbeam: "Oh my! I can't contain my surprise!"
Summer: "You know, there's such a thing as a bad winner..."
Moonbeam: "Stop trying to steal my glory and fork over the dough...."
That's right, there will be nudity. Sometimes gratuitous nudity such as this for no reason whatsoever. Other than Moonbeam is just too pretty.... and I liked her classic pose in this shot....
Ticky still wasn't finished with work after Moonbeam's shower, so she headed out again for a few more hours. This time she tried her hand at bowling and found that she sucked, big time!
Moonbeam: "I've been waiting all day to see you! Did you miss me?"
Ticky: *goes all weak at the knees*
Moonbeam: "I know it's sudden, but I don't want to spend another day wondering if you'll return my calls! Will you be my wife?"
Ticky: "Oooh...."
Michael: "Damn! This is better than cable!!" *noms on cereal*
No time to waste. Moonbeam didn't have enough simoleons for a wedding arch, and so it was a decidedly unromantic living room wedding for these two, complete with Michael watching whilst slurping his cereal. Luckily, Ticky and Moonbeam only had eyes for each other...
I give you Ticky Telling, our first idiot! I know a couple of things about her, as I created her to Pooklet's specifications. She's a Virgo, her aspiration is Fortune/Grilled Cheese, she's a lesbian, and she brought around $2000 simoleons to the union, along with a whole mess of fun stuff in her inventory.
On to the business of babymaking! I think these two will make very interesting offspring, don't you? Ticky added a few more freckles to satisfy Moonbeam's lust for full face makeup, and they are now two bolters!
There will be much Ticky and Moonbeam spam. They're just so precious together!
.... and they seem to share a genuine affection for one another....
Ticky brought along her fishtank, which Moonbeam immediately took charge of, stocking it with lovely fish friends and giving them all names, feeding them, keeping their tank clean - all that jazz. Yup, she brought along that lovely hot tub in the undecorated backyard as well.
Ticky immediately set to work making the house spotless. She seems very keen on cleanliness. Not a bad thing in an ISBI spouse, methinks! Something tells me there won't be too many plates with looming clouds of flies in this generation!
Ticky also brought a poker table to the union, and it seems she's a complete card shark. At first I was worried she'd lose all the family's simoleons to random townies who didn't need them, but she surprised me. She always leaves the table with more cash than she started with!
In characteristic fashion for a girl with such a passion for grilled cheese, guess what Ticky made Moonbeam for their first dinner?
Moonbeam thanked her most thoroughly....
Moonbeam: "Mmm, damn Ticky! You're so sexy. And you never have too many teeth!"
Ticky: "Uhh, what?"
Moonbeam: "Nevermind." *gropes*
See? Genuine affection. Moonbeam actually can't keep her hands off her lovely wife. These two ACR all over the place!
Seems Ticky has the same stalker as Natasha Fennell. Creepy!
.... but such things did not go unnoticed by Moonbeam. She soon put stalker boy in his place!
Moonbeam: Ahhh! Men's tears make such sweet music in my ears....
Moonbeam is so smitten with Ticky that even when she goes online to chat to other hot ladies, she talks about nothing but her lovely wife. Smitten!
Oh yes, wedded bliss seems to agree with our little Moonbeam. I thought the romance part of her might feel tied down, but she couldn't be happier!
Ticky is teaching her to play poker. She even lets her win sometimes!
... and yes, there is a bun in Moonbeam's oven. Probably a good thing that it's in Moonbeam's, considering that Ticky often lets herself get quite hungry before feeding herself....
Turns out, Ticky likes cards just a little too much. You can't see it, but her carpoool is right outside. She's not playing poker with anybody, just shuffling, doing little card tricks with flair, dealing, flipping chips. She did this for four hours and missed work. Incidentally, I'm pretty sure she works in the law enforcement career, considering her carpool was a police car. She was very upset about missing work. She pretends it wasn't her decision, but it so was! She had a nice green looking portrait when the carpool showed, but did she go to work? No. Big red numbers appeared above her head when it left. First idiot moment for Ticky! Her bosses made it known that they were not impressed....
Ticky: *cries in to the sink* "Oh god, I'm gonna lose my job! I'm supposed to be the breadwinner! Moonbeam will be so disappointed....."
She doesn't look too upset to me.... gaming is all this girl ever needs to get her smiling!
Ticky felt very bad about not going to work, but she made up for it by winning a bunch of simoleons from townies. Food will still be on the table, etc.
Moonbeam sensed that Ticky was feeling kinda low, though. She figured a pillow fight would cheer her up, and you know, I think it did!
However, Moonbeam was completely miffed when Ticky decided to sleep on the couch that night instead of in bed with her. Miffed and a little hurt.
They talked it out later, though....
Moonbeam: "You silly! I didn't marry you because of simoleons! Now turn that frown upside down and give me some sugar..."
Ticky: *great big smile with exactly the right number of teeth*
These two make me smile. If pixels can love, these two sure do!
Window Kitty: I wonder if I can eat all the fish while she's inexplicably wanting to immerse herself in water...? Ugh, water! I don't get humans. Not at all.
Ticky: Moonbeam is having a baby? Oh god, how am I supposed to support her? We're down to our last dollar after that last delivery of groceries!
Go to work next time. You make puny amounts when you play poker. I'm sure your job is good for a hundred or so simoleons a day. Maybe more. Next time the carpool comes, please don't miss it!
Moonbeam: "Can you feel the electricity between us?"
Ticky: *convulses* "...y-yes..."
Yeah, Moonbeam still has a mean streak (and a nice big baby bump!). But when it comes to Ticky, it only really runs to pranks. And Ticky always laughs, so surely she doesn't mind too much....
And now I leave you with Moonbeam doing what almost none of my sims do - reading a book - for pleasure! Not skilling, just purely because she loves the written word! Wonders never cease!
Tune in next time for babies! And more idiocy, more than likely! And maybe some actual numbers on the little scorecard below....
Torch Holders - 1/10
Abductions - 0
Accidental Deaths - 0
Fights - 0
Fires - 0
Pass Outs - 0
Permaplat Sims - 0
Repo Man Visits - 0
Self Wettings - 0
Shrink Visits - 0
Social Bunny Visits - 0
Social Worker Visits - 0
Cameos:
Ticky Telling belongs to Pooklet.
Kathleen is the selfsim of and belongs to leenyland .
All Faerie Townies are made-over clones of Almighty Hat's "Stolen By Fairies" PTs.