The Stanton Legacy - 3.2
Last time, Grandpa Stanton got down with his Smustling self, there were shitloads of drama, and there was much growing up to be had. This time, the twins get hot, Death visits the Stanton household, and there's plenty more Smustling.
First thing that happens when I load the lot? A pop, of course.
Those kinds of thoughts are what got you into this mess, missy.
Hehehe. I love Cass more and more.
POP x 2.
And an old favorite returns...
OLD PEOPLE SMUSTLE ALERT
I fucking love these old coots.
What is it with the evil butlers?
The second the fire was out, though, the party was back on.
...OR NOT.
She needs to be married in - she's gorgeous!
The Stantons - dysfunctional? Y/Y?
I missed the labor... :x
His name is Cooper - and he is also a mommy clone.
Brown hair, grey eyes. FUCK.
Jordan WIBBLEWIBBLE I'm a failure WIBBLEWIBBLE
So I made Cass - the Knowledge Sim, of course - teach him to study.
And then it was birthday time for Lydia!
Also, two things:
Sabrina's bootylicious! &&
WTF is redhead bitch so angry?
WEEE.
I love her face, that's for sure. So adorable.
WAIT - what's that? A DOUBLE BIRTHDAY, you say?
Haden, stop hamming it up, and show us what Cooper looks like. Right now, mister!!
Eh. Not bad.
Jordan is adorable. Just a regular ball of joy.
What? I'm not doing anything.
*innocent face*
This is where they plot world domination.
Genie SHAZAAM!
(Does anyone remember that movie with Shaquille O'Neal in it from the 90's?)
Sabrina I wish for a pony!!!1!
STOP WITH THE SMUSTLING.
SERIOUSLY, I MEAN IT.
(hi there ariel)
*sigh* I give up.
It started out as Cass & Dennis' Golden Anniversary party,
then turned into a Family Reunion, and then into a double Birthday Party.
Lily grows up...
...into a crowded room of relatives. Ahh traffic jam.
Whoever Amir Mustafic is, he sure doesn't like the Stantons.
And then Jordan grows up!
Yeah, he's pretty smug all right.
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Lily Stanton
Romance
LTW: Woohoo with 20 SIms
Aries (6-7-6-3-3)
Turn-Ons: Fatness, swimwear
Turn-Offs: Formal wear
OTH: Cuisine
Jordan Stanton
Fortune
LTW: Become Chief of Staff
Aries (5/8/6/6/6)
Turn-Ons: Full face makeup, custom hair
Turn-Offs: Underwear
OTH: Cuisine
Aargh. I hate this glitch.
Cooper - future little boy that cried wolf?
The twins pillow fight their way into my heart.
Aw, you guys, stop being so awesome.
Favouritism? What? Where? >.>
The butler strikes again. GAH.
Birthday for Cooper.
...Yeah, they were pretty boring for awhile, what can I say.
Lily UGH. My mother is so revolting.
...That's not very nice.
Cooper the boring clone is boring.
WHY YESSSS.
MWAHAHA. I LOVES IT.
Werewolf!Cassandra *wants sexytime*
Dennis Er...honey, not to kill the mood or anything, but when's the last time you shaved?
Dennis *secretly digs furries*
Haden's made of fail.
I got sick of it though.
Cass is back to normal. :)
Lily WHY HASN'T MY CHERRY BEEN POPPED YET?!
Ah!! NOOO, DENNISSSS!
So sad. :(
simrouge *sniffles*
...I love this action, makes me squee.
I invited the Headmaster over because Fortune sim Jordan rolled the want.
By the way, Jordan's a suck-up.
But hey, whatever works, right?
FUCK. Nooooooooooooooooooo.
Grimmy Come with me! There will be free rum!
Cass Oooh, is it Captain?
RIP Cassandra and Dennis. I'll miss your cooky, Smustling selves.
In true Romance sim fashion, Lily uses her newfound inheritence to buy herself some ass.
Lily's bi, so I decided to get her a girl. The date didn't go well.
And then my lot started lagging hardcore, so I sent the twins to uni.
Bye guys, see you soon!
GAH. No, you guys, I didn't send the twins to college to make room for more babies! Stop it.
...Boring Cooper is still boring.
I swear, woman, I'll throw you down the stairs.
And then I forgot it was Lydia's birthday and she grew up outside. Oops.
What a great SimGod I am.
Lydia Stanton
Popularity
Aries (10-10-3-2-3)
Turn-Ons: Charismatic, great cook
Turn-Offs: Mechanical
OTH: Science
Off topic - but let it be known that I have two kittens impeding my typing ability right now, so I apologize for any typos I missed. They are little attention whores, who like to sleep on my bewbs and generally be crazy purrboxes of cute. Also, my boyfriend is also impeding my ability to be funny right now, because he keeps talking in his sleep about calculators and I find it hilarious. Oh and he stole the whole bed.
So sorry about the lack of funny. Next time? Well, I don't know. I haven't played the next update yet. >.>
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