The Stanton Legacy - 3.1
Last time, I picked Sabrina as heir - and she rewarded me by sleeping around and getting knocked up - with twins! Also, there was FotC love and fug in the shower. This update, there's cheating (OH NO), babymaking (OH MY) and children growing up (OH YES). About 100 pictures. :)
I'd like to start off this update with Dennis being a baby.
Dennis I WANT ANOTHER BABYYY.
Stud Muffin #1.
(Why do all my male townies look the same? I don't understand. Maybe I need new face templates.)
Operation Seduction underway.
I think this was just an excuse for him to smell her hair.
So I took them out on a date.
Pleasure Sim Sabrina kept rolling wants.
GREY EYES EVERYWHERE.
Haden's got mad bills, ya'll.
I took them back to her place.
Where, for some reason, Sabrina hates firemen.
Birthday time!
- start birthday spam -
AH. What is she wearing?
Ah, much better. So pretty. XD
Lovvvve.
Dennis NOW HER UTERUS IS DRY AND SHRIVELED AND I'LL NEVER HAVE A BABY.
WRYYYYYYYYYYY.
simrouge Dennis, it's not your party, so you're not allowed to cry. Stop now.
No problem, Officer Fug.
Serenading Haden? All right, Sabrina.
I had her propose to him. I WANT RED HAIRED BABIES DAMMIT.
[Note Sabrina's creepy, possessed eyes]
Fuck the grey eyes.
Haden So your daughter is amazinggg in bed.
Dennis OMGCOOL... Wait, what?
Ooh gorgeous. And blue eyes. Want.
You get him, girl.
Please eliminate the grey eyes. Please.
TWIN BIRTHDAY TIME
Lily. :)
&&
Jordan. :)
Makeovers...
Much better.
That's right, Dennis finally built one.
Ewww.
They weren't afraid of marriage anymore, so I got it done and over with.
Three bolters are cute.
Haden Ellison-Stanton
Romance
LTW: Become Rock God
Libra (2-8-2-6-7)
Turn-Ons: Red hair, brown hair
Turn-Offs: Grey hair
They celebrate by being creepy.
And by...well you know.
In front of another one of Sabrina's lovers.
They both look so excited.
Sabrina I expected this.
THE DRAMA. IT'S EVERYWHERE.
Sabrina Get me out of here.
Pee makes gardens grow. True story.
I only just realized his hobby was tinkering. Oops.
Okay, this was going on while:
1. Her husband was in the other room.
2. Her boyfriend was in the other room.
3. Her husband/boyfriend were fighting.
She wastes no time.
Stop crying!
Dennis *worries about his daughter*
Ooh sexy elder Dennis.
Great transition outfit, BTW.
PLZ TO BE STOPPING THE DRAMA.
I think this picture speaks for itself.
Haden Just you wait, I'm going to sue his ass.
He's also an outfit stealer.
Everyone ignores the twins.
Mostly because they're too busy watching shit go down.
Just because.
Sabrina Ooh, a cockfight. Sexy.
Sigh.
Sabrina Dammit, I thought that was all a dream.
To stop the fight, I sent Haden to the garage to work on the car.
Let's have a closeup of Blondie's face:
DDDD:
Jordan is a needy, neglected child.
So much so that I forgot it was his birthday. :x
Which means it's Lily's too.
Jordan Stanton, all growed up.
Awesome pj's, are they not?
Lily Stanton's all grown up too.
Jordan So, asshole, you do know my mom's married. And not to you, right?
Haden Aw, this child that isn't even mine is defending me.
Jordan's clothes/hair were fine, but Lily needed a makeover.
...Sigh. Yeah, they didn't grow up well.
Ooh. Baby time.
Sabrina FUCK MY LIFE.
simrouge If you hate it so much, keep your legs closed.
-begin kidspam-
Some things never change.
/end kidspam
And now. meet the little girl, Lydia.
(A/N: You raised 4 kids, Cass. Figure it out.)
Jordan AH ATTENTION I WANT ATTENTION I GREW UP BADLY :DDDD
Aw, good bye Porky. You were a good dog.
I HATE DEATH.
POP.
Yup, this girl is perpetually pregnant.
I want a red head. And someone without grey eyes.
It was an eventful day.
Lydia, meet Marvin.
Marvin, meet your spawn.
Brown hair, grey eyes, by the way. As if there was any doubt.
She's cute though. Her face is more unique.
See? Cuteness. :)
GRAMPA SMUSTLE ALERT
I enjoyed that. Didn't you?
Cass OH GOD WHY DID SABRINA MARRY SOMEONE SO UGLY.
Because he talks to himself about balls, of course.
Next time - I don't know yet. I'm finally caught up! Sorry this post was made of lame, I was in the hospital for a few days and I'm tired. But I still needed something to pass the time, so here we go. :) Hope it wasn't too bad.
Missed an update?
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I'd like to start off this update with Dennis being a baby.
Dennis I WANT ANOTHER BABYYY.
Stud Muffin #1.
(Why do all my male townies look the same? I don't understand. Maybe I need new face templates.)
Operation Seduction underway.
I think this was just an excuse for him to smell her hair.
So I took them out on a date.
Pleasure Sim Sabrina kept rolling wants.
GREY EYES EVERYWHERE.
Haden's got mad bills, ya'll.
I took them back to her place.
Where, for some reason, Sabrina hates firemen.
Birthday time!
- start birthday spam -
AH. What is she wearing?
Ah, much better. So pretty. XD
Lovvvve.
Dennis NOW HER UTERUS IS DRY AND SHRIVELED AND I'LL NEVER HAVE A BABY.
WRYYYYYYYYYYY.
simrouge Dennis, it's not your party, so you're not allowed to cry. Stop now.
No problem, Officer Fug.
Serenading Haden? All right, Sabrina.
I had her propose to him. I WANT RED HAIRED BABIES DAMMIT.
[Note Sabrina's creepy, possessed eyes]
Fuck the grey eyes.
Haden So your daughter is amazinggg in bed.
Dennis OMGCOOL... Wait, what?
Ooh gorgeous. And blue eyes. Want.
You get him, girl.
Please eliminate the grey eyes. Please.
TWIN BIRTHDAY TIME
Lily. :)
&&
Jordan. :)
Makeovers...
Much better.
That's right, Dennis finally built one.
Ewww.
They weren't afraid of marriage anymore, so I got it done and over with.
Three bolters are cute.
Haden Ellison-Stanton
Romance
LTW: Become Rock God
Libra (2-8-2-6-7)
Turn-Ons: Red hair, brown hair
Turn-Offs: Grey hair
They celebrate by being creepy.
And by...well you know.
In front of another one of Sabrina's lovers.
They both look so excited.
Sabrina I expected this.
THE DRAMA. IT'S EVERYWHERE.
Sabrina Get me out of here.
Pee makes gardens grow. True story.
I only just realized his hobby was tinkering. Oops.
Okay, this was going on while:
1. Her husband was in the other room.
2. Her boyfriend was in the other room.
3. Her husband/boyfriend were fighting.
She wastes no time.
Stop crying!
Dennis *worries about his daughter*
Ooh sexy elder Dennis.
Great transition outfit, BTW.
PLZ TO BE STOPPING THE DRAMA.
I think this picture speaks for itself.
Haden Just you wait, I'm going to sue his ass.
He's also an outfit stealer.
Everyone ignores the twins.
Mostly because they're too busy watching shit go down.
Just because.
Sabrina Ooh, a cockfight. Sexy.
Sigh.
Sabrina Dammit, I thought that was all a dream.
To stop the fight, I sent Haden to the garage to work on the car.
Let's have a closeup of Blondie's face:
DDDD:
Jordan is a needy, neglected child.
So much so that I forgot it was his birthday. :x
Which means it's Lily's too.
Jordan Stanton, all growed up.
Awesome pj's, are they not?
Lily Stanton's all grown up too.
Jordan So, asshole, you do know my mom's married. And not to you, right?
Haden Aw, this child that isn't even mine is defending me.
Jordan's clothes/hair were fine, but Lily needed a makeover.
...Sigh. Yeah, they didn't grow up well.
Ooh. Baby time.
Sabrina FUCK MY LIFE.
simrouge If you hate it so much, keep your legs closed.
-begin kidspam-
Some things never change.
/end kidspam
And now. meet the little girl, Lydia.
(A/N: You raised 4 kids, Cass. Figure it out.)
Jordan AH ATTENTION I WANT ATTENTION I GREW UP BADLY :DDDD
Aw, good bye Porky. You were a good dog.
I HATE DEATH.
POP.
Yup, this girl is perpetually pregnant.
I want a red head. And someone without grey eyes.
It was an eventful day.
Lydia, meet Marvin.
Marvin, meet your spawn.
Brown hair, grey eyes, by the way. As if there was any doubt.
She's cute though. Her face is more unique.
See? Cuteness. :)
GRAMPA SMUSTLE ALERT
I enjoyed that. Didn't you?
Cass OH GOD WHY DID SABRINA MARRY SOMEONE SO UGLY.
Because he talks to himself about balls, of course.
Next time - I don't know yet. I'm finally caught up! Sorry this post was made of lame, I was in the hospital for a few days and I'm tired. But I still needed something to pass the time, so here we go. :) Hope it wasn't too bad.
Missed an update?
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