The Stanton Legacy - 2.2
This update - Twins wreaking havoc, Sabrina being a bitch, and Ariel being... Ariel.
The twins ran outside to toss around the football, and immediately decided they love sports.
Max gets a little carried away, though.
And Aaron's just a wuss.
Aaron OH GOD MY SPLEEN I THINK I'M DYING
Max Oh shit.
But not to worry. Aaron is okay enough to show off. >.<
Max And for my fiwst act as king of Roselawn, I procwaim that all in my kingdom
will receive 40 gwilled cheese samwiches and a llama.
Sabrina OH MY GOD I LOVE LLAMAS CAN I HUG YOU
Sabrina HOW CAN I WORSHIP KING MAX IF POOPYFACE AARON IS IN THE WAY
Max *is pleased*
Max *torments Aaron*
Aaron CRYCRYCRYSOB
Max You should be honored I noticed you.
Aaron I hate my life. DDDX
Aaron It's okay, I have my hamster Strudel to play with.
Sabrina CAN I PLAY WITH STRUDEL LOL
Max Strudel doesn't exist.
Aaron I BLAME YOU DAD AND YOUR SPERMIES
Sabrina OOGA OOGA OOGA!
Aaron *shits bricks*
Aaron HAVE YOU SEEN STRUDEL?
Sabrina Dude, he was invisible anyway.
Aaron NO STRUDEL WHY
Sabrina Mommy says Daddy is tired from driving his train into the station all night.
Max & Aaron *plusplus*
Dennis *snores into pancakes*
Max will take any chance to jump on the bed, and always overheats himself. D:<
Ariel grew up!
She's definitely a Stanton. Fail starts early here.
Before this, I never knew butlers could potty train the kids! I LOVE IT. XD
Dennis I FUCKING HATE BILLS *RAGE*
simrouge Me too, bb.
This is what 9 Creativity points will get you, apparently.
I'm making Dennis learn to make toys. For further generations. I want a water wiggler!
WOO HOO.
Sabrina knows she's hot. And is mildly surprised. (BIRTHDAY TIME)
I'm pleased with how she turned out.
Bitch loves to Smustle.
(And I love to watch)
Another makeover. I like this hair better.
Sabrina Stanton
Pleasure/Romance
LTW: 50 1st Dates
Aquarius (6-7-6-6-6)
OTH: Fitness
Turn-Ons; Fatness & Hats
Turn-Offs: Blond hair
I aged up her friend from school (who happened to be there).
Sabrina I sure hope you're straight!
Her face seriously got stuck like this. I had to force an error, haha.
So I made her grab her first kiss. XD
They're cute together, but he's got brown hair and grey eyes - like everyone else in the family. So no.
I also suspect he's a pedophile.
(STRANGER DANGER ARIEL)
He has some competition with the butler though.
(RUN ARIEL RUN)
It's that time again.
She's cute. :) She looks like her dad.
Sabrina OMG UR MY BFFL!!
Sabrina You're totally on my top eight on MySimSpace!
Townie ...CAN'T...BREATH...
Smarts. She has them.
Her little boyfriend brought her a present! I approve.
Too bad she sounds like a cat in heat.
Cass rolled a want to win a cooking contest, and she has her cooking skill maxed out...so why not?
Really, guys? Spaghetti?
Cass's baked Alaska is way better.
Cass WHO'S THE MAN? I AM!!
Chef I hate you.
Cass WHAT NOW BITCH
Chef FUCK YOU I'M ON TV
Turn around, bright eyes
EVERY NOW AND THEN WE FALL APART
And I need you now tonight
She's just as bad as Sabrina.
SNOW DAY PIC SPAM
I told you the twins were little devils.
And I love them >:D
Max I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you!
Sabrina ARGH GET AWAY YOU LITTLE MONSTER
Sabrina I'm too old for this shit.
Max You're all pussies.
Penguin Finally, someone to discuss mathematical theories with! My life is complete!!
Sabrina OH HI PENGUIN
Sabrina INTRUDER ALERT! NINJA SKILLS ACTIVATE!
Penguin *flees*
Sabrina He was no match for my 1337 ninja skills.
Sabrina I wonder if Max got me my llama yet.
Snowman *twitch*
Penguin I need a fucking beer.
I always forget to throw parties for my Sims. They just kind of grow up...alone. :/
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Max is still an asshole.
Max I was never going to get you a llama! HA HA.
Sabrina YOU BITCH.
After a (much needed) makeover, meet Aaron & Max!
Aaron Stanton
Romance
Cancer (7-3-10-7-8)
LTW: Become Rock God (<3)
OTH: Sports
Turn-Ons: Grey hair, hats
Turn-Offs: Formal wear
Max Stanton
Pleasure
Scorpio (6-3-8-7-1)
LTW: Become Game Designer
OTH: Sports
Turn-Ons: Cologne, hats
Turn-Offs: Formal wear
Sabrina brought home this girl (wearing the same dress as Sabrina, weird) who Aaron was into.
She did not even give him the time of day. So sad.
Max brought home this douchebag (makes sense).
All he did was attack Sabrina.
simrouge You show him, girl!
She actually has a backbone! I didn't see that coming with her 6 Nice points.
*RAGERAGERAGE*
It's on!
-We now interrupt this regularly scheduled fight for some parental sex-
Noah & Sabrina EWWWWWWWW.
So they took their fight elsewhere.
Sabrina NINJA SKILLS ACTIVATE.
Noah Sweet baby Jesus.
Max Is it just me, or did it get dark in here?
Butler, why are you booing her? How rude.
Sigh. I saw this coming.
What the fuck. Mixed signals, much?
Through all the dust and fights and confusion, I forgot it was Ariel's birthday. *facepalm*
I have to say, I lovvvvve her.
Ariel Stanton
Popularity
LTW: Become The Law
Cancer (7-3-10-7-8)
OTH: Sports
Turn-Ons: Cologne, Robots
Turn-Offs: Vampirism
NEXT UP: UNI TIME (and no, I don't mean unicorns), HEIR POLL, & general debauchery.
Previous updates:
1.1
2.1