The Finch Legacy 2:1
Last time I introduced you to outspoken founder Aubrey, she hooked up with Senior-Officer-turned-Mime Sterling, and the the first baby of the Finch legacy was born: Esme!
Despite all of her previous bitching, Aubrey had an excellent week (I'd hate to see her on a bad one). She also made best friends with an old man twice her age.. it's unsettling how often she brings him home from work.
The promotions continue to roll in for Sterling. Shame, I'll really miss that costume :(
Time for Esme to grow up into a toddler. At least we didn't have to hire a children's entertainer.
Me: So Aubrey, what d'you think of your daughter?
Aubrey: What? She looks the same to me.
After a makeover, Esme is one adorable toddler!
She can even bust out of her crib already.
Apparently, I forgot to take a shot of Aubrey's second 1st bump.
Aubrey: Hmm, I wonder what came first.. the chicken or the egg?
Esme: *clings on for dear life*
This is when things got really creepy...
And awkward. Stupid me for thinking Aubrey might make a good mother, but she's wearing her baby like an accessory.
Thankfully, the glitch fixed itself and she popped again. I don't know WHY she looks so surprised, she and Sterling are constantly getting it on.
See Aubrey IS a good mum, she just isn't aware of it.
Gooo Sterling!
Even Aubrey can't do this yet, and she's the wannabe Rock God.
This is pretty much the only interesting thing that happened between then and labor.
Baby time again!
Aubrey: Get this thing outta meee NOW!!!
Sterling: OH CRAP WHAT DO I DO *GIRLY SCREAM*
This time it's a boy with the same genetics as his sister (they're definitely not clones though). Everyone, meet Boyd.
Sterling's kitty friend Rose payed us a visit again, and their relationship was high enough to adopt her!
Esme's already growing up into a child. I love the sparkles.
CUUUUUTE.
She looks a lot like her mother.
Meanwhile, Rose makes herself at home.
Wow Esme, go easy on that old guy.
Awww, who could stay mad at that face?
Esme: It's not my fault I have a lot of upper body strength.
Yeah, right...
Aubrey seems deluded about what kind of baby she's having.
Esme: Hey everyone, look what I drew! I'm just so awesome, aren't I?
And such a damn show-off.
Stalker Chick: Miss Aubwee, Mistaw Huggles wanna play wif you!
Aubrey: How about you get lost and let me finish writing my novel?
I may or may not already be planning future spouses.
Boyd's birthday! See what I mean about that chick, she's basically Aubrey's shadow.
Of course he had a dirty diaper, and all Aubrey could think about was getting some cake.
After another birthday cake, Boyd grows up into a toddler who's the spitting image of his dad. He resorted to eating cat food because no one fed him.
Aubrey: RAGE RAGE RAGE!
I don't even know why.
Sterling IS pretty cool. I don't know why he lied to this guy about his name though. :D
Aubrey: Oh my god, I need to stop eating hamburgers for breakfast!
Being half a fortune sim, Aubrey rolled the want to buy a statue so I bought her this mini shrine.
Aubrey: Lame, I don't feel any different.
Reading about fried eggs? That's not the first thing I'd do if I wanted to have fun. Not very Rock Star of her either.
The kids actually get along pretty well.. no real drama in this house so far.
Aubrey: Christ, can't I take a crap in peace?
Sterling: Did you SEE the rack on that chick, babe?
Aubrey: Not really :|
Sterling: Ok ok I'm sorry for checking out her breasts while you took a dump. Marry me?
Aubrey: Oooh, it's so shiny!
Of course she accepted.
Boyd: Hey mum, dad.. you in here? *impales head*
I would say he ruined the moment, but it really wasn't that romantic to begin with.
Seems true what they say, about couples becoming more like one another the longer they're together.
Also, Esme always seems to have her head in a book. Sports is her Hobby, just like her dad. I just realised I never mentioned Aubrey's hobby which is Games.
Aubrey can't help but notice how much Boyd resembles Sterling too.
I didn't know Nanny's could do that.
These people always turn up at the most inappropriate moments.
Obligatory bump-shot.
Esme is so fabulous she's already imitating the Queen's wave.
Sterling struts off to work as a Headliner.
And, apparently our Nanny is a bitch too.
Paid to sleep? I want that job now.
Hell yeah, Esme is a little nerd. :D
Well, at least Boyd isn't totally neglected.
Aubrey: STERLINGGG, I can't do this on my own again!
Sterling: Zzz.. why is she so loud?
Come back next time to see how baby #3 turns out! thanks for reading :)
