another Simpsons = real life moment!
Okay another Simpsons = real life moment! My friend and I were grocery shopping and I sampled an olive from the olive bar. She turned up her nose at me and said "why would you take olives without paying for them?" She was not serious but rather just ruffling my feathers jokingly. I said...."do you want me to tell the cashier?" LOL. Then all I could think of was to quote the Simpsons which gave us both a good laugh!! Sorry if it's not perfectly accurate but you get what I mean....
Marge: (samples grapes in the supermarket)
Lisa: "Mom don't you remember the 10 commandments?"
Marge: "What do you mean?"
Lisa: "THOU SHALT NOT STEAL!!!!!!!!!!"
at the register....
Cashier: "Anything else today?"
Marge: "Yes I ate 2 grapes."
Cashier: "2 grapes? Who cares?"
Marge: "Please charge me for them!"
Cashier (annoyed but get on loudspeaker): "I need a price check on 2 grapes....yeah you heard me 2 LOUSY grapes!!!!"
I love how Simpsons = real life.
Marge: (samples grapes in the supermarket)
Lisa: "Mom don't you remember the 10 commandments?"
Marge: "What do you mean?"
Lisa: "THOU SHALT NOT STEAL!!!!!!!!!!"
at the register....
Cashier: "Anything else today?"
Marge: "Yes I ate 2 grapes."
Cashier: "2 grapes? Who cares?"
Marge: "Please charge me for them!"
Cashier (annoyed but get on loudspeaker): "I need a price check on 2 grapes....yeah you heard me 2 LOUSY grapes!!!!"
I love how Simpsons = real life.