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cherry_pizza February 8 2007, 02:31:25 UTC
  • "People's Choice Award" is America's greatest honor.
  • Styrofoam is not made from kittens.
  • The UFO was a paper plate.
  • The nerds on the internet are not geeks.
  • The word 'cheese' is not funny in and of itself.
  • The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod.
  • Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam.
  • If you are reading this you have no life.
  • Roy Rogers was not buried inside his horse.
  • The other U.F.O was an upside-down salad spinner.
  • Our universities are not "hotbeds" of anything.
  • Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes.
  • Our viewers are not pathetic, sexless food tubes.
  • Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds.
  • The "Cheers" gang is not a real gang.
  • Salt water does not "chase the thirsties away".
  • Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger.
  • Cats do not eventually turn into dogs.
  • Bullets do not bounce off of fat guys.
  • Recycling does not deplete the ozone.
  • Everything is 10% fruit juice.
  • The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream.
  • Janet Reno is evil.
  • V8 juice is not 1/8 gasoline.
  • Ted Koppel is a robot.
  • Women aren't from Venus and men aren't from Mars.
  • Fleiss does floss.
  • Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures.
  • Bart is bad to the bone.
  • Godfrey Jones’ wife is cheating on him.
  • The Beatles haven't reunited to enter kickboxing competitions.
  • The "Bug" on your TV screen can see into your home.
  • Everyone on TV is better than you.
  • The people who are writing this have no life.

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joekickass February 8 2007, 02:45:04 UTC
Bah haha, thanks so much for bringing this to my attention. You made my night!

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cherry_pizza February 8 2007, 02:47:34 UTC
Send me a vegetable steamer and we'll call it even

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couturekitten February 8 2007, 08:00:52 UTC
So they didn't show the correction for homer...or am I missing it?? =)

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cherry_pizza February 8 2007, 23:28:47 UTC
You're not missing it. It isn't shown on the screen. After it cuts from the scrolling corrections to the family watching the TV, Lisa points at the screen and says, "There you are, Dad!". So it's there, just not when we can see it.

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