The Phoenix Legacy 7.5
Previously in the Phoenix legacy, the generation of clones went to college. Charlotte was by far my favourite, and thus moved back into the house with heir status!
Michelle: "Welcome home, lovely daughter of mine! >:D"
Charlotte: "I... I suddenly feel incredibly scared for my life."
Charlotte: "Aha, that would explain things. Phew."
Say hello to Charlotte Phoenix the Atrociously Evil Witch! :D
Hugin: "Welcome back home, dear. How, err, was college? :|"
Luckily Hugin is easily distracted by sparkly things. I am most certainly not going to tell him that the letter is from his wife's vampire sire.
Charlotte: "These spells are horrible! D: I must study the ways of the light."
This is okay, Michelle is evil enough for the both of them! o_O
I have no clue who this fine gentleman is, or what on Earth he is doing in the hot tub.
I have a sneaking suspicion that ACR has something to do with this, though.
But I mean, what do I know?
Oh Christ, there goes her virginity!
Charlotte: "Oh yeah, I just got laid. For the motherfucking win, bitches! ^_^"
Charlotte: "Heehee, well this looks oddly similar to something I just encountered in the hot tub! ;D"
Now if you would be so kind to be a good little witch and do what I told you to do, everything would be swell.
Charlotte: "Heehee, swell!" *snicker*
To the Palace of Neverending Light. Where it is... dark. Huh.
Infallibly Good Witch: "O hai, I gief pretty stuffs, y/y?"
Even the most hard working witches must work on their beauty sleep. Passing out in the front lawn would not have been necissary if she had skipped that bout in the hot tub. Just saying.
Charlotte: "I see the light! I see-- oh wait, it's just me."
Now she can see the light all around her, because I am lame like that. (:
Michelle? Are you all right? You... you are taking out the dirty dishes!
Michelle: "Speak but a single word about this, human, and I will not hesitate to kill you!"
Charlotte: "Oh, mom, the light, it... it's beautiful! Rainbows and birds and flowers and sparkles!"
Charlotte: "And fuzzy bunnies! :D"
Charlotte: "Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens!"
Michelle: "Kill, maim, murder, suffer, pain, death!"
Um, yes, I love my witches! ^_^
Now Charlotte has earned sparkles to call her own. Aww.
She has spent a hefty amount of her glorious youth on this, it is about time she got working on that next generation.
Charlotte: "My brother is totally sexy. You remind me of him! Babies? :D"
I, err... Do not even know.
I made her summon Roger, her old college, ehm, something.
Charlotte: "Ooooh, can I keep it? Please?"
Random Dude: "You know, I'd usually prefer it to be just you and me, but if you want to mix it up a bit then I'm all for it!"
Charlotte: "I am an Infallibly Good Witch! Now scram, before I create happiness on your ass!"
Michelle: "Who is this interesting fellow in the hot tub?"
Random Dude: "I haven't got a clue, but they look sickeningly good together, don't they?"
They do, they do. But it would be cuter without the stalkerific sims in the vicinity.
Not that Charlotte gives a damn or anything - she has babies to make!
Ze babiez are coming, ze babiez are coming!
Charlotte: "Soooo, Roger... Hi. Yeah, it's Charlotte, from last night... That's the one, yes... I, I think you should come over."
Charlotte: *devours*
Charlotte: "Since the first time I saw you, I knew you were the one for me! And last night in the hot tub just confirmed that."
Roger: "Why yes, I am great in hot tub. Oh, what the hell, I'll marry you, you crazy witch!"
Meanwhile, Hugin is awesome!
Which was just about time, since the sparkles and the pained expression can only mean one thing.
AAAARGHH!!!! o_O Come with me, quickly!
Phew, here is the adorable elder I knew was in there!
Look at this, it is an actual wedding! Not something you see every day in the Phoenix legacy!
We should do this more often!
The party was fabolous. Really. Especially with the only two guests arriving first after the ceremony.
Charlotte: "It's my wedding day, I have dreamt of this since I was a little girl, I demand perfection!"
Technically it is your wedding night, and here is a happy little surprise for you! :D
Michelle: "Honey, I think I figured out what this thing is! A goalpost! :D Catch!"
Charlotte: "My life sucks."
So, um, funny story. Roger turned out to be a bit older than he said he was, and turned out to be blonde underneath all the dyed gray hair. Heh.
What is up with all the elders disguising their true age these days? Hmpff. :/
Charlotte: "OMFG! I'M POPPING, I'M POPPING!"
Mother and daughter watching a scary movie together, about werewolves. I thought it was cute. :X
And apparently it was the only noteworthy occurence in the house before this big day.
Roger: "Will you keep it down back there, woman? I'm making Grilled Cheese ffs!"
Charlotte: "I will show you the light, child!!"
Michelle: "That looks like it would hurt. Teeheehee."
He got out of the lamp all right. Here is Elijah Phoenix, with mommy's alien skin and black hair, but his daddy's eyes. Yay for genetic difference! :D
Michelle: "Another child to currupt! Isn't this wonderful?"
Roger: "I has Grilled Cheese! ^_^"
Oh, Family sims ♥