The Phoenix Legacy 5.2
Previously in the Phoenix household we welcomed a new redheaded baby, Lennon, to the family. Topher grew up into a child genious, while Moira and Jonah defeated Death time and time again, as the family ghosts went haywire.
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We are back just where we left off, I see. Sigh.
Jonah: "I seem to be lacking something..."
Jonah: "Oh hello there son! *gasp* Daddy's just... *wheeze* dying a bit..."
Grim: "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes sims on this motherfucking plane lot!"
Moira: "Okay, I get it! It's a joke. It's hilarious. Can I have my husband back now?"
Dun dun duuuun.
ASFDGHSHJAGYUGF!!! D: Leave. My. Sims. Alone!
Moira: "Oh honey, there you are! :D"
Moira: "Don't you look.... well?"
Note to self: find default replacement that is more scary and dead and less... Blue Man Group.
Jonah: "Baaaabybraaaaains! Cocokachooo."
Jonah: "Big baaaabybraaaaains! Cocokachooo."
Please tell me you are not dying! Please.
Oh, you are just giving birth. Carry on.
A girl named Elena, with red hair (:D) and both her parent's skin and eyes. I am never getting those eyes bred out of this family, am I?
She unceremoniously ends up on the floor. There are more important children to care to!
It is Lennon's birthday, after all.
To infinity and beyond.
Meanwhile, this is how Jonah spends his free time. Do zombies actually do something special?
Jonah: "My braaaain is tingly. Heee."
Nothing has changed here. He is already dead - what more do you want??
He is not as stupid as he looks (which he can thank his lucky stars for)! His second LTW fulfilled! :D
Dual unsynchronized birthdays!
Topher continues his days as a genious by rolling Knowledge.
Watch it Jonah, that is your daughter you are dangerously close to dropping! D:
Several hours later she was finally picked off the floor and got to celebrate her birthday.
She looks like a little squirrel! ^_^
Topher gets a pretty boy makeover because I thought he deserved one.
He enjoys gardening, and long walks on the beach...
Haha, just kidding! He has gambling issues like the rest of his family.
Remus: "Do you have the balls for this, kid?"
Apparently not.
Lennon: "Look, I'm pretty amazing, actually."
This is where I noticed a certain lack of portraits! D: They were fine no more than two updates ago! Whyyyy?
Jonah, I am giving you one more try at this, if you put her on the floor again you are officially fired from the role of birthday conductor.
What a roaring success of a party!
Elena: "Oooh, I have fingers now!"
Hmm. I love how proud Jonah looks in the background.
She celebrated her last day of freedom by being the first of my sims to try out the pool.
She is going for a reverse pike with full twist...
And ouch, that will deduct some points from her final score.
Later that night Jonah was just casually heading for his favourite swing set when this happened.
Jonah: "This seems oddly familiar..."
Sigh.
Remus was heading to the resuce to redeem himself of his two previously failed pleadings because Moira was at work, but he was interrupted. :/
Grim: "I see you have quite an impressive record, son."
Okay, this time you will simply have to stay dead! Sorry.
There is no time to wallow in grief when there is a headmaster to entertain!
Of course, Lennon took this moment to grow up all on his own while I was not looking.
And to top it all off, Grim came for yet another visit.
Bye, Vega, it was nice knowing you.
Well, I am sorry that the tour was not to your liking, dear headmaster. I should have made more of an effort there. Bitch.
Well, phew! Topher's schmoozing skills saved the day!
Celebratory makeover of Lennon. He rolled Romance, and I suspect it was just to spite me. Go break some hipster girl hearts, will you?
Aww, he is taking up his father's favourite hobby. Just watch out for the graveyard, kid!
Ahh, no teenage transition would be complete without the poker addiction. <3