The Phoenix Legacy 9.1
Previously in the Phoenix legacy the kids finally finished off college! Elijah and Ellen were both picked as heirs. Elijah married Marie, who he went on one date with in college (he is awesome like that :P) and Ellen married Contessa Annie. Roger grew old and continued to be inappropriate. Hugin left us, and it was a sad, sad day ;_;
Where were we? Oh yes, right about here.
I am testing out a new lightning system for my game, which is why half of my sims are covered in darkness while everything around them is bright and airy. Still getting used to it, clearly.
Oh and yes. It is a girl, named Rebecca. Alien skin, blue eyes and RED HAIR! :D I knew Marie's eyebrows looked oddly mismatched to her brown hair! ... Maxis. -_-
Aw, Roger. Never change!
Marie: "Uh, yeah, this whole birthing thing? BO-RING!"
Ellen: "It's, err.. smelling. You better take it."
Elijah is wonderfully competent! Did we expect anything else from Mr. Awesome, though? ^^
The number one pregnant Ex-Contessa activity: Winding the clock.
The runner up pregnant Ex-Contessa activity: Labor.
Why is Ellen always getting stuck with the child? It is kind of... alarming.
Elijah: "I sense babies coming!" *super sprint*
Roger: "Babies? I love babies. Right there behind you, sonny!" *limps at a 1ft/hour pace*
The crowd goes wiiiiild!
Seriously, look at them! I am not entirely sure what the expression on Elijah's face is, but he looks rather adorable, so I approve.
A boy with S1 skin, black hair and brown eyes, named Romeo.
And a girl with S1 skin, brown hair and brown eyes, named Juliet.
Aaaaand, even though she does not want you to see it, here is another boy with S1, brown hair and green eyes, named William.
Triplets. Wonderful.
Remember how Elijah wanted to become a Ballet Dancer? Well, now he can!
Elijah: "My dreams of becoming a pretty ballerina are almost coming true! I'm touched!"
Hahahahahhaa. NO.
Ah, I see. Poor Charlotte is just going senile. She has no idea that she is in the shower with her son. I hope.
Marie: "Bye, suckers! I'm off to my terribly crappy job and I couldn't be happier! Burrrrrrn!"
...
I have no words for this. Except for "Where is the fucking butler when I need him?"
Romeo: "Hell yes! I'm the favorite kid! :D"
Michelle: "Why are the dishes talking? Eh, who cares, I'll put them in the machine next time."
Ignoring the stinky diaper, Rebecca here actually seems to be the favourite!
While Romeo gets dropped on the floor.
Romeo: "Darn it!"
On second thoughts, Rebecca is just as neglected as the rest of them. Alas.
♥
I just realized that this thing increases Charisma! And is much less boring than speech practice! So here is Elijah on the Execputter spam. In the dark, yes, sorry about that.
He shooots...
And he scores!
Hell yeah.
I could have sworn there was something else I was supposed to-- oh shit, yes. The metric ton of babies. Ugh.
Roger, dear, you were the one who wanted six of them in the first place! Show a little gratitude, not your urine.
Oh. Yay. Marie is preggers. Again.
And Roger is acting even more inappropriate. Keep it real, dude. Have I mentioned that the two of them have three bolts? No? Well, they do. -_-
Luckily, Marie is one very smart lady (apart from dying her gorgeously red hair brown! D:) and will have none of that!
Well, you can lay there all you want, but Marie is a responsible parent for other people's kids.
Noo! Hey! Where did the baby go?
See, even Roger is concerned! And inappropriate, but what else is new, eh?
Oh, thank god for his lack of bladder control! *exhales*
Roger: "Don't let the old bladder fool you, sweetheart! I'm no ordinary old fart, seriosly! See, I've got one of those GPS thingamabobbies or whatever. Yeah, who's hip now?"
Roger: "Come on, put your glad rags on and let's get spifficated! Applesauce!"
Marie: "He is almost adorably stupid. Heh."
Marie: "Well, this tune is quite catchy, I'd say."
Marie: "IT'S MARIE, BITCH!"
Roger: "Such foul language. Also, did I also look that... stupid? Yikes."
HOORAY!
That means that Rebecca is up and growing! :D How adorable is she? ^^
She got quite the strange profile, though. Hm.
I am really happy to see you care for children and all, Ellen... But it would be even nicer if your own kid did not lie all abandoned on the floor next to you.
Michelle: "Just taking out the trash, lala..."
Roger's legs: *do not give a damn*
I hear you kid. I really do.
This even makes my stone cold heart hurt a bit. :/
There are three (!) Family sims in the house. Remind me to never ever start an ISBI challenge. This is with a lot full of sims that I can - and do - control. Imagine if I could not. *shudders*
Elijah: "See, sis. It really. Isn't. That. Hard."
Roger: *worry, worry, worry*
Roger: *passes out on the floor, almost hitting one of his grandchildren he so desperately begged for*
Why thank you, Ex-Contessa Annie. Will that be all?
At least she missed the baby with a tile.
Butler to the rescue!! :DDDDD
Romeo: "Hell yes, I'm the best!"
Griff the Butler: "I demand a raise."
Haha, this would make an excellent birth control commercial, no?
Michelle: "USE CONDOMS KIDS! No, seriously. Condoms!"
Elijah is cool as a cucumber, and that is why I love him so! :3
I would turn to the drugs, too, if I were you Marie.
After that mess, have some soothing piano music to calm you down. Take a couple of deep breaths and enjoy the show. Ta.
I am perhaps thinking of expanding my game with another EP or SP. Maybe. I have Uni, NL, FT, AL and H&M Fashion Stuff, and while my game is running a little bit slow already, I figure it won't get that much worse than it already is, yeah? What are your favourites? The only one I haven't tried at some point is BV, is it worth giving it a go? How about Mansion and Garden Stuff?
:)