The Behr Legacy | 3.3
Last time on the Behrs: Twins Apple Crisp and Carrot Stick embraced their inner evil mastermind, and grew into teens, while Fedora and Domenik got jiggy with it once more and created Pumpkin Toast, another girl.
Pumpkin Toast is a delightfully active youngster autonomously, which sure makes my challenge of maxing out everyone's body skill a heck of a lot easier. DO LIKE. Plus, she's dang cute while doing it. XD
In the sims world, the teenage boys jump on the couch and the little girls play the video games. One more reason why the sims is more awesome than real life. lol.
Carrot Stick is a little suck-up, I tell you what. He's constantly skilling his body and creativity on his own and making his sisters look like slackers.
Which they totally are not, btw, they just have a much harder time being awesome. Poor Apple Crisp. And you're not even a potential heir no matter how much biking you do.
The evil mastermind gene lives on! And is growing stronger, clearly, if they're starting to use it on each other. o__o;;
Carrot Stick: I THOUGHT WE HAD A PACT. >[
They're both totally sweet to little Pumpkin Toast though. Carrot Stick is so nice that even when reading Pumpkin Toast a nighttime story, he would rather have sharp wooden splinters jabbing into his back than sit on his sister's chair and possibly squash her cushions in an unappealing fashion. And Apple Crisp... well. She's passing down her excellent bus-avoiding techniques. :|
Fedora: Boy, making out with my husband sure does make me hungry! And this omelette is delicious! It could use some relish, though... or pickles! And then I could have ice cream for a snack later! :O! OR PICKLES /AND/ ICE CREAM. :O :O :O *epiphany*
Yeahhh... I think she's finally getting it. XD
Missed!Pop #1
NotMissed!Pop #2
Aaanndd... BABY TIME! lolmygameisboring
Fedora: THIS HURTS JUST AS MUCH THE THIRD TIME. D:
Fedora: Oooh! Never mind! The drugs kicked in! :D
Apple Crisp: Really? You're REALLY going through with this? AM I NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU? ARE YOU /REPLACING/ ME?!
Yes, yes I am. BUT I AM VERY SORRY ABOUT IT.
Apple Crisp: >[
THAT'S RIGHT. MOAR. TWINS. Thanks a lot, Fedora. *sigh*
Anyway, yet ANOTHER baby girl, Chai Spice, and a boy, Orange Sherbet!
That there would be Orange Sherbet, just chillin' with his sisters. XD
And I don't know which babe this one is! They look exactly the same. Red hair, brown eyes. But Domenik makes a good daddy. &hearts
*gasp* Birthday time for Fedora?! SAY IT ISN'T SO!
But it is.
Oh yeah, girl's still got it.
More birthdays! And for some reason it had NEVER EVER EVER occurred to me before this moment that infants can be taken to cakes. -__- I only realized when I sent Fedora to her cake and the option to bring the twins to them was there. All this time my infant sims have been useless a whole day longer than they had to be. :|
Chai Spice! Lovely blend of her parents.
Orange Sherbet. Total and complete clone of his mother. The only thing that changes between the two are the ears. Every kid but Pumpkin Toast got Domenik's elf ears! 4/5 is DAMN GOOD for elf ear genetics.
Due to his clone-like tendencies, Orange Sherbet gets bunched up with Apple Crisp under the "ineligible for heirship" category. This means only Carrot Stick, Pumpkin Toast, and Chai Spice remain! Which is three, which is the number I was shooting for all along! WOO! *rejoices at these happy happenstances*
LOL MOAR BIRTHDAYS. This time for Pumpkin Toast!
Is she all you guys hoped for? XD
/Pumpkin Toast glamour shots
I see what you're doing there, Mr. Carrot Stick, being all adorably chummy with your competitors. IT'S VERY EVIL MASTERMIND-Y OF YOU.
...I approve.
How anyone can look at this picture and not die from the cute, I cannot imagine.
Lots of kids = LOTS OF BIRTHDAYS, OKAY?!
And the tradition of Behr twins huggling before aging CONTINUES!
Sooooo cute. I AM LOVING ALL THESE ELF-EARED REDHEADS.
And you can really see the Fedora in him now, can't you? It's pretty overwhelming. XD
HEY APPLE CRISP. CARROT STICK. STOP TEACHING EVERYONE YOUR TRICKS.
I don't appreciate having to send each and every one of you on your way to walk to school. XD
STOP! IT'S SMUSTLE TIME.
da na na na, na naa~~
Can't touch this.
THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN. NOPE. NEVER DID.
I sent Domenik to age into an elder TWICE, m'kay? And my game crashed BOTH. TIMES. With how much CC I have managed to accumulate, and how long it takes my sim game to load, this falls under the realm of NOT. FREAKING. OKAY. So I decided that Domenik would just stay young forever. And to help this decision make sense, I wrote you all a short story.
One fine summer day, after having her way with him, Fedora thought to herself, "Boy, I sure do love being a cougar, and having Domenik as my sex slave. I wonder how I could keep him younger than me FOREVER so I can always be his sexy sugar momma."
And then she got an idea!
A deliciously EVIL idea.
She would, ever so sneakily, slip some Elixer of Life into his orange juice every morning for a week! He would drink it unawares and forever be young, dashing, and ~virile~. Just the way she liked him.
On the seventh day, however, Domenik became slightly suspicious, because Fedora accidentally let slip what could only be called an 'evil cackle' as he took his last sip of his spiked orange juice. She then reluctantly told him what she had done, not wanting to be so dishonest with him as she had at the beginning of their marriage, and his reaction surprised her!
He was PLEASED.
VERY pleased.
"This was an excellent idea!" Fedora thought to herself. "And now I even know where my children get their evil mastermind ways!"
THE END.
BUT UNFORTUNATELY WHILE I WAS WRITING YOUR STORY, I FORGOT TO KEEP TABS ON EVERYONE ELSE IN THE HOUSE, AND APPLE CRISP OVERHEATED. A FREAKING LOT.
It's so morbid. D: I cannot express how distressed I was about this. Pumpkin Toast wouldn't stop freaking out about the fire long enough to extinguish her, and no one else got there in time to save her from death. ;_; I was quite depressed.
OH YES, PUMPKIN TOAST IS TOTALLY MAKING THE FACIAL EXPRESSION YOU THINK SHE IS.
WHAT. A. BITCH.
OMG her poor twin. D: I AM SO SORRY, CARROT STICK. I do not know how to console you. ;_;
ho shiz. Because dumping her sister's burning ashes into the bin isn't going to scar Chai Spice for life or anything.
;____;
RIP Apple Crisp. &hearts &hearts &hearts
Okay, I hate you now. Not rescuing your sister while you were inches away, and then taking a BUBBLE BATH while reflecting on the inheritance you got? NOT COOL.
Oh yeah. Bitch is on my blacklist.