Drunk Postile -Slight Return

Apr 09, 2006 00:04

OK so I just walked 40 minutes back from 'South Wimbledon' (London Gehtto SW) whilst a bit drunk, a bit high and really quite sore and cold. Here is a list of requests:
  • Never let me have a cigarette with no filter ever again. My lungs hate me.
  • 3 is the limit for nasal tequila, after whichsomething goes horribly wrong. Ensure I keep to this.
  • Nick, come tend to my nose. Also, thanks to simo n for tending to my nose, and apologieds to Hayfdob's Road chusch for tghe Tarantino-esque bloodspatter in your bathroom.
  • Thanks to Lucio for small, small joint. Compensating for summat? And when's you next gig. Alice?
  • Police, please control the chavs. As fun as pulling in the rain is, a fire extingisher is not really needed as well.
  • Hiba, control your stal;king. On so many levels
  • Jermemy, control yourself i general. Also cheer up.
  • Mark, get out of my bed, forever
  • Hannah, get an alcohol threshold. Even a small one would do.
  • Kyle, thanks for the cigarettes. Hope you enjoyed the tq.
  • People, return my mexican hat.
  • Also pay me some for that tq. I haves no monies.
  • Sofi and Sofi, stop giving me looks. I don't deserve them.
ENoguh of this. SLEEEEP RMDFGH

(EDIT: Now 1pm on sunday, having slept from 4.30 (DAMN YOU RED BULL) to 11. Have at ye with pictures:




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