So, football names are fake, right?

[simplysly]

Or at least some of them? I was over at my sisters tonight, visiting with my nephew who remains adorable, and in the background they had on a football game, cowboys vs Bengals. Granted, I wasn't paying very much attention to the game, or it's players, but every now and again I would look up and have to wonder if what I saw could possibly be real.

The first name? Purifier. On the back of the jersey, even.

And then? Ghee. Followed closely by Coats. Wtf, people?