I may get killed by a spider....
There is a spider that lives on the second floor stairwell thingy in my apartment building. I live on the third floor. It is a very big spider and it is getting bigger every night. Every night I take a stick from down stairs, then knock it down as I go up the next staircase and run away, but every night it comes back. After a week of this, there are only three more outcomes I could see happening.
A. It will jump down and bite me as I pass it one day, then burrow inside me and lay thousands of tiny eggs inside me.
B. It will come into my room while I sleep with all its babies and cover me in a blanket of spiders, then lay a massive web all over me.
C. exsanguination.
Never mind that this is not what spiders do. This one knows I have been knocking it's web down every night. It wants revenge.
A. It will jump down and bite me as I pass it one day, then burrow inside me and lay thousands of tiny eggs inside me.
B. It will come into my room while I sleep with all its babies and cover me in a blanket of spiders, then lay a massive web all over me.
C. exsanguination.
Never mind that this is not what spiders do. This one knows I have been knocking it's web down every night. It wants revenge.