A trifecta of bodily functions. Yay.
So I got off work at 2am, right? which is normal. Got home, couldn't fall asleep, not abnormal. Dog wanted to go out at 4 so I took her out went down 3 flights of stairs barefoot, and let her pee in her usual spot right off the entryway. Tried to take her out further so she could poop, she didn't want to. So, went back in, fell asleep. 2 hours later I'm awoken by the lovely sound of retching. Yay. She vomited on my bed for the second night in a row. To be fair, I think she may have tried to vomit off the bed, because it was half on, half off. I turn the light on and see in front of my vanity sink that there is poop. Not too surprised really, since she also didn't poop before I went to work last night, but not happy. Go to pick it up and get some paper towels for the vomit...step right in a soaking wet patch of pee. Even more yayness. So spent the next hour or so getting that all cleaned up, I hadn't fully made my bed from the previous vomit the night before, so she just puked on the mattress pad. But as I took it off, some of the puke got on the actual mattress. So that was fun too. I have the night off, I actually had planned on going on a date that I already changed once from bowling to an early dinner because I JUST found out last night that I work the 8am to 8pm shift on Saturday (and the 8a-4p shift on sunday) Before today I had not seen 8 am in a very very long time and usually fall asleep around 4 and sleep til noon or later. But now I actually texted him and asked him to reschedule so I could take her into work on my day off rather than trying to keep her in a cage for 12 hours and sending her anxiety through the roof. Also, my roommates bought mussels and...yum. So now I'm gonna watch episode 1 of Tenma-San ga Yuku subbed and hope the wonderfulness that is Domoto Tsyoshi will put me in a better mood.