Geeksquad people SUCK
and swallow
Geek Squad is full of slow, stupid, fat people.
They're slow because it took their dumb asses 20 minutes to figure out that I had a laptop instead of desktop, and an extra 5 to find the laptop, when the word "LAPTOP" is written on the paper I just handed you and the number used to find it is right next to it. How stupid can you be. Fuckers.
They're stupid because I specifically asked them to fix the slowness with my computer, and anything else that kept it from running at tip top perfect condition. I get it back they fix the power problem, but not the actual problem with the software. I would say "what the hell did I pay for" if I actually paid for anything. Bitches.
They're fat because they eat too much. Because they're too busy being geeks and staring at computer screens all day being nerds and NOT fixing people's computers. They are by far the worst kind of people in this world. Because they take up too much oxygen, they eat too much food, and they take up too much space. That lil whole in the wall they call a department in best buy was not big enough for their fat asses. And I would say I was exaggerating if I didn't witness 2 fatasses trying to get by one another and the fat ass carrying my computer not have enough space and slam my laptop, not desktop, into a wall. I cringed somethin nasty. Like when you get a new cell and watch it bounce off the cement... that's how it felt. Those lards need to go on a diet and eat less, yet feed their brains and get smarter. Tubbies.
I hate Geeksquad...
BUT I HAVE MY COMPUTER BACk... that's all that really matters right!?!
Geek Squad is full of slow, stupid, fat people.
They're slow because it took their dumb asses 20 minutes to figure out that I had a laptop instead of desktop, and an extra 5 to find the laptop, when the word "LAPTOP" is written on the paper I just handed you and the number used to find it is right next to it. How stupid can you be. Fuckers.
They're stupid because I specifically asked them to fix the slowness with my computer, and anything else that kept it from running at tip top perfect condition. I get it back they fix the power problem, but not the actual problem with the software. I would say "what the hell did I pay for" if I actually paid for anything. Bitches.
They're fat because they eat too much. Because they're too busy being geeks and staring at computer screens all day being nerds and NOT fixing people's computers. They are by far the worst kind of people in this world. Because they take up too much oxygen, they eat too much food, and they take up too much space. That lil whole in the wall they call a department in best buy was not big enough for their fat asses. And I would say I was exaggerating if I didn't witness 2 fatasses trying to get by one another and the fat ass carrying my computer not have enough space and slam my laptop, not desktop, into a wall. I cringed somethin nasty. Like when you get a new cell and watch it bounce off the cement... that's how it felt. Those lards need to go on a diet and eat less, yet feed their brains and get smarter. Tubbies.
I hate Geeksquad...
BUT I HAVE MY COMPUTER BACk... that's all that really matters right!?!