A whole lot of nothing.
I took a belly dancing class tonight with lauren. I was terrible bahahahahhahahahaa.
Then I went to get Chinese with Dave.... I completely negated the entire workout I got with the belly dance lesson with my sweet and sour pork.... which btw is disgusting, never order it.
Orlando Magazine is amazing. I'm so glad I took the internship. It's easy peasy, which is what I need right now. I have my own cubicle. I am a rockstar.
Got a job at Beef O' Brady's as a server... so once I don't suck, come visit me.
My toilet just broke. The tank was overflowing and I had to shut off the water. Now I have no where to release my "toxins." I'd call emergency matainence, but I got yelled at last time I did that. Assholes.
Oh hell.
I need my vera planner I just ordered to get here ASAP, I'm dying without my day runner.
I hate that my netflix only allows me one disc at a time... one day I will be a millionare and upgrade to the fancy TWO discs at a time service. Or maybe I'll just buy Netflix with my million dollars and have every movie ever. EVER.
I think I've decided that newspapers suck. So does news radio. They're dying and everyone knows it. Fuck you newspapers and news radio. I once had hope, but now i'm downtrodden. Downtrodden is an amazing word.
I love it when the sky is neon pink and purple... like the background of those terrible sci-fi unicorn shirts people wore in the 80's... and in some sad cases, today.
Why do people even ask why other people like reality TV. It's so easy to explain. People like reality TV because it lets them not think about anything. Nothing. Literally. Every show is exactly the same. You have a number of contestents who act stupid or slutty or ridic or perform some kind of skill or something for 40 minutes and the last 20 minutes you sit there, feverishly waiting for someone to get kicked off the show at the "elimination ceremony" or whatever they call it. It doesn't matter who you are or how long you've watched the show.. you will, by God, sit there and watch it because you're curious if the blond chick is gonna get the boot in the last 30 seconds of the show right after the commercial that happens right before the bottom 2 are brought forth before the board of judges who have little to no credentials. It's the same thing over and over. Same reason people keep buying movie tickets to see chick flicks with the same story lines over and over and over and over. You don't have to think too hard. Using as little brainpower as possible = the American dream.
I really could live without school this semester. There's only one class I'm even remotely interested in... the rest are bullshit. I don't want to take Public Affairs reporting... fuck that shit. I don't want to be beat writer because GUESS WHAT people don't hire beat writers anymore!! DUH. Why hire a person to cover one beat when you can hire a dumb recent college grad who costs 24 grand a year to write EVERY beat and slave over their work night and day until they realize the news industry sucks and they turn to the PR, advertising and marketing industries.
Why does going to the DMV always provide for a day consisting of 2384732 hours dedicated to being miserable in a room full of people who all look like they were just realeased from prison 2 hours prior.
Is David Maus paralyzed in half his face? What's the deal with that?
There is an empty bottle of SOCO in my room.. I wonder who THAT could belong to..
I want to get cornrows and move to brooklyn and wear beyonce jeans.
Why the fuck is fojo still in IRAQ? 80 more days. ho hum. That's a big thumbs down from the sagginator to the US military.
Ya knowww... here's the question of the day... is it humanly possible to sell weed and never smoke it? I've been debating with several people... I say no.. but what do I know ya know? I'm as straight-edge as they come.
Then I went to get Chinese with Dave.... I completely negated the entire workout I got with the belly dance lesson with my sweet and sour pork.... which btw is disgusting, never order it.
Orlando Magazine is amazing. I'm so glad I took the internship. It's easy peasy, which is what I need right now. I have my own cubicle. I am a rockstar.
Got a job at Beef O' Brady's as a server... so once I don't suck, come visit me.
My toilet just broke. The tank was overflowing and I had to shut off the water. Now I have no where to release my "toxins." I'd call emergency matainence, but I got yelled at last time I did that. Assholes.
Oh hell.
I need my vera planner I just ordered to get here ASAP, I'm dying without my day runner.
I hate that my netflix only allows me one disc at a time... one day I will be a millionare and upgrade to the fancy TWO discs at a time service. Or maybe I'll just buy Netflix with my million dollars and have every movie ever. EVER.
I think I've decided that newspapers suck. So does news radio. They're dying and everyone knows it. Fuck you newspapers and news radio. I once had hope, but now i'm downtrodden. Downtrodden is an amazing word.
I love it when the sky is neon pink and purple... like the background of those terrible sci-fi unicorn shirts people wore in the 80's... and in some sad cases, today.
Why do people even ask why other people like reality TV. It's so easy to explain. People like reality TV because it lets them not think about anything. Nothing. Literally. Every show is exactly the same. You have a number of contestents who act stupid or slutty or ridic or perform some kind of skill or something for 40 minutes and the last 20 minutes you sit there, feverishly waiting for someone to get kicked off the show at the "elimination ceremony" or whatever they call it. It doesn't matter who you are or how long you've watched the show.. you will, by God, sit there and watch it because you're curious if the blond chick is gonna get the boot in the last 30 seconds of the show right after the commercial that happens right before the bottom 2 are brought forth before the board of judges who have little to no credentials. It's the same thing over and over. Same reason people keep buying movie tickets to see chick flicks with the same story lines over and over and over and over. You don't have to think too hard. Using as little brainpower as possible = the American dream.
I really could live without school this semester. There's only one class I'm even remotely interested in... the rest are bullshit. I don't want to take Public Affairs reporting... fuck that shit. I don't want to be beat writer because GUESS WHAT people don't hire beat writers anymore!! DUH. Why hire a person to cover one beat when you can hire a dumb recent college grad who costs 24 grand a year to write EVERY beat and slave over their work night and day until they realize the news industry sucks and they turn to the PR, advertising and marketing industries.
Why does going to the DMV always provide for a day consisting of 2384732 hours dedicated to being miserable in a room full of people who all look like they were just realeased from prison 2 hours prior.
Is David Maus paralyzed in half his face? What's the deal with that?
There is an empty bottle of SOCO in my room.. I wonder who THAT could belong to..
I want to get cornrows and move to brooklyn and wear beyonce jeans.
Why the fuck is fojo still in IRAQ? 80 more days. ho hum. That's a big thumbs down from the sagginator to the US military.
Ya knowww... here's the question of the day... is it humanly possible to sell weed and never smoke it? I've been debating with several people... I say no.. but what do I know ya know? I'm as straight-edge as they come.