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Do you think that one of your friends is gay? Ask them these hypothetical questions...
1. If you had a piano recital, and and man came with flowers for you, would you prefer him to place roses on the piano or tulips on your organ?
2. If you had a bad draft coming in through your windows, would you enjoy your crack being filled with caulk?
3. If you do not go to college, would you like to have a job as a man-hole inspector?
4. Are you a generous person, that is willing to bend over backward or forwards for someone? Have you been know to give until it hurts?
5. When the mailman comes, do you prefer to recieve large packages through your backdoor?
6. Is your favorite meal a sack lunch?
7. Can you drive your car faster than 68 mph? Cause Ive heard that at 69 you blow a rod.
Awkward, huh?
Saturday Night Live is funny.
1. If you had a piano recital, and and man came with flowers for you, would you prefer him to place roses on the piano or tulips on your organ?
2. If you had a bad draft coming in through your windows, would you enjoy your crack being filled with caulk?
3. If you do not go to college, would you like to have a job as a man-hole inspector?
4. Are you a generous person, that is willing to bend over backward or forwards for someone? Have you been know to give until it hurts?
5. When the mailman comes, do you prefer to recieve large packages through your backdoor?
6. Is your favorite meal a sack lunch?
7. Can you drive your car faster than 68 mph? Cause Ive heard that at 69 you blow a rod.
Awkward, huh?
Saturday Night Live is funny.