A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
the toilet paper, the eggs, the...thongs aren't funny anymore. please stop wrecking my house in the middle of the night, i beg you.
the toilet paper war with brian and andrew was just plain funny, but now it's over because of our obvious victory(haha, suckers). my parents are pissed, my door still smells of rotting bodies and now my parents are wondering "why are ppl putting inappropriate "rock star" underwear on my daughter's car?"
this could potentially be an awkward situation, but luckily my parents accepted the fact that it's possible that i'm a whore. grreat.
please have mercy on a pleading white girl. don't decorate my house with anymore obscene, smelly, or messy objects. the joke's over.
thank you for your time.
the toilet paper war with brian and andrew was just plain funny, but now it's over because of our obvious victory(haha, suckers). my parents are pissed, my door still smells of rotting bodies and now my parents are wondering "why are ppl putting inappropriate "rock star" underwear on my daughter's car?"
this could potentially be an awkward situation, but luckily my parents accepted the fact that it's possible that i'm a whore. grreat.
please have mercy on a pleading white girl. don't decorate my house with anymore obscene, smelly, or messy objects. the joke's over.
thank you for your time.