Oh...it's just a BULLETPROOF COUCH
This is the CouchBunker (previously: the BedBunker), a $6,700 couch with a 30-rifle gun safe hidden beneath and optional bulletproof seat cushions in case of emergency. Each cushion will set you back an additional $500 if you want them bulletproofed though, so don't bother getting the ones your roommates sit on done.
Imagine a fire-rated gun safe hidden inside a custom built couch, with bullet proof cushions with carry straps, so they can be used on the fly as a shield. Now there is one.
CouchBunker™ patent pending, is available in a wide range of styles, leather and fabric coverings creating choices from game room casual to living room formal.
The optional bullet resistant cushions, serving as portable, personal shields, will stop a 44 Magnum at point blank range.
I keep a gun taped inside the toilet tank in the bathroom. Mostly because in the event of a break in that's probably where I'll be. Truthfully, in the event of almost anything happening that's probably where I'll be. It's where I like to spend my time. One time my little sister asked if I was at hospital when she was born and I told her NOPE, AT HOME ON THE SHITTER. I told her that's how I'm gonna spend all her birthdays too. *knocking* Oh I'm sorry, do you need to use the bathroom, Becky? *opening door* Go ahead -- I left a present in there for you (she's gonna turn out great).
Thanks to Chelsea, who's holding out for a bulletproof dining room set.
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So I saw that on a local morning news piece and immediately stopped what I was doing because when I heard bulletproof couch my mind went to Hawaii Five-0 and Steve McGarrett!
GUYS! He would totally have this! It's bulletproof and there's a gun safe! OMG! And the option for bullet resistant cushions, serving as portable, personal shields!
Imagine the EPIC FUCKING RANT Danny would have upon finding this! OH MY GOD!