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2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
ooomg kim isnt here today so i had nobody to talk to during luch so now im sitting in the computer lab while Jess talks to herself.... and she doesnt seem to impressed to be in my LJ... so sad.
so since i havent updated in forever this is basically whats been happening in my life for those of you(nobody) who reads this and doesnt know. after what happened with Sofia we drove up to buffalo and got Francescia ( http://new.photos.yahoo.com/andibubbles1013/album/576460762385702785/photo/294928804344234823/5 ) who is a rotten little thing but we love her non-the-less. uhh nothing really interesting happened, and then over this past weekend on saturday i got a really cool video camera because film is one of the things i want to go into, and if i want to start up a portfolio i need some videos instead of just pictures.... well thats pretty much everything thats been going on boring i know, but nobody reads this so it doesnt matter. bye.....
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
ooomg kim isnt here today so i had nobody to talk to during luch so now im sitting in the computer lab while Jess talks to herself.... and she doesnt seem to impressed to be in my LJ... so sad.
so since i havent updated in forever this is basically whats been happening in my life for those of you(nobody) who reads this and doesnt know. after what happened with Sofia we drove up to buffalo and got Francescia ( http://new.photos.yahoo.com/andibubbles1013/album/576460762385702785/photo/294928804344234823/5 ) who is a rotten little thing but we love her non-the-less. uhh nothing really interesting happened, and then over this past weekend on saturday i got a really cool video camera because film is one of the things i want to go into, and if i want to start up a portfolio i need some videos instead of just pictures.... well thats pretty much everything thats been going on boring i know, but nobody reads this so it doesnt matter. bye.....