Sex

Dec 04, 2006 17:57

Mistakes are what makes life great and interesting. Mistakes in bed should be expected and even welcome because they make sex even more exciting. I think it is hilarious when you are having sex and someone falls off the bed, hits their head or any other supposedly embarrassing event.

I would like to say that I am not the perfect lover. In fact, I'm not even good! Something that I think that I do well when it comes to sex is that I'm enthusiastic and willing to laugh at myself. I have personally done a number of those mistakes in the first list. I have left my socks on after taking off my boxers. I have lost my "hard-on" in the middle of sex. I have fallen off couches, beds, and several other pieces of furniture. I have had to ask directions in order to find a girls clit. I have paid WAY TOO MUCH attention to a woman's breasts and pussy. I sometimes don't shave before sextime. I have asked "How was it for you" after sex. I have had trouble getting a bra off. I have cum "too soon." I have not cum at all. I don't always like to spend time cuddling after sex.

These are just a few of the sexual mistakes that I have made in my life and the funny thing is that no matter how much I think about sex or worry about sex, these are never the mistakes that I regret. I regret the mistakes that I have made in my life that have nothing to do with sex because although sex is important, it definitely isn't the most important thing. That is something I have learned after making lots of mistakes.
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