George Carlin
If a centipede wants to kick another centipede in the shins, does he do it one leg at a time? Or does he stand on fifty of his legs and kick with the other fifty?
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Just think, right now, all over the world there are people exercising bad judgment. Somebody, right this minute, is probably making the mistake of his life.
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I'm glad Americans have trashed their national parks. I especially like that they can't blame it on Jews, blacks, or immigrants. It was all done by ignorant, white-slob American tourists.
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Even though I don't smoke, I'm not one of those fanatics you run into. In fact, I love watching cigarette smokers in their sad little sealed-off areas, sucking away, deep lines in their faces, precancerous lesions taking hold, the posture and body language of petty criminals. You know what you do with these people? Give them free cigarettes. Let them smoke.
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Just think, right now, all over the world there are people exercising bad judgment. Somebody, right this minute, is probably making the mistake of his life.
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I'm glad Americans have trashed their national parks. I especially like that they can't blame it on Jews, blacks, or immigrants. It was all done by ignorant, white-slob American tourists.
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Even though I don't smoke, I'm not one of those fanatics you run into. In fact, I love watching cigarette smokers in their sad little sealed-off areas, sucking away, deep lines in their faces, precancerous lesions taking hold, the posture and body language of petty criminals. You know what you do with these people? Give them free cigarettes. Let them smoke.