How old are u Sal?

[simplycrooked]

Old enough to party.

Everyone who is anyone should call Sal whenever they want to party. I just want to get wasted. All the time. But you are prolly gonna have to drive. I have no license. Or car. Or motivation to do anything else but get rediculous.

In other news, seven bucks isn't enough to get you anything. What are u, a six year old?

Comments

[lazy_shit]

get a bike you piece of shit

:(

[oceans_]

i think you can get a dui on a bike, too.

Re: :(

[simplycrooked]

i love swan and that is enough.

Re: :(

[staying_alive]

You'd be correct. A skateboard too.

[my_onlystar]

you should a bicycle built for two. that way when you ride it by a hot bitch they will want to get on with you