Omg I have the best hobby ever.

[simply_yanny]

[mood|
mischievous]
[music| The Cardigans - Step on Me ]

Okay basically what I do for the lulz recently is

1. Go to a chatroom (esp. singles chatrooms)
   
2. Put some 14-year-old name like NyaNyaKitty
3. Wait for some horny *AMERICAN* guy to talk to me
4. Tell them I'm 16 initially (LEGALLLLL) , then let on that I'm actually 14 (NOT LEGALLLLLL)
   
5. Coerce him into telling me he wants to do bad bad things to me
6. Copy/paste this:
   

NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat
along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law.
VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session
was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat
and quote the reference number #2334531343. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will
result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.

If he doesn't reply within 2 minutes, copy/paste this:

*Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please
wait while memory ref code "502695151" is entered into the database.

I did that to someone like 10 minutes ago and he was like 'excuse me?' and blocked me. THAT SHIT SURE SCARED THAT FUCKER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*goes to prey on others*