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Season One
A Hard Day's Night [1.1]
Cristina: [referring to George] Total 007.
Izzie: 007? What's 007?
Meredith: Licensed to kill.
Meredith: Stop looking at me like that.
Dr. Shepherd: Like what?
Meredith: Like you've seen me naked.
The First Cut is the Deepest [1.2]
Meredith: The line is drawn.
Dr. Shepherd: Is the line imaginary or do I need to get you a marker?
[Start to kiss]
Meredith: [Voiceover] Barriers don't keep others out. They fence you in.
Dr. Shepherd: Let me know next time. I'll bring breath mints. Put a condom in my wallet.
Meredith: Just stop it right now.
Bailey: Nobody holds a scalpel till I'm so happy I'm Mary freakin' Poppins
Meredith: But there are some lines [...] that are way too dangerous to cross. Here's what I know, if you're willing to take the chance, the view from the other side is spectacular.
Winning a Battle, Losing the War [1.3]
Meredith: We are sooooo going to hell. Burke's sending us straight to hell.
Cristina: On an express train.
No Man's Land [1.4]
Alex: Morning, Dr Model.
Izzie: Dr Evil Spawn.
Alex: Ooooh, nice tat. Do they airbrush that out for the catalogs?
Izzie: I don't know. What do they do for the 666 on your skull?
Cristina (to Izzie): You are eight feet tall. Your boobs are perfect. Your hair is down to there. If I was you I would just walk around naked all the time. I wouldn't have a job, I wouldn't have any skills, I wouldn't even know how to read. I would just be...naked.
Izzie: It's makeup. It's retouching.
Cristina: You get that we hate you, right?
Shake Your Groove Thing [1.5]
If Tomorrow Never Comes [1.6]
Cristina: If I stab this fork into his thigh will I get in trouble?
Meredith: You have to make it look like an accident.
Meredith: I can't go out with you, I'm seeing someone.
Alex: Look, you don't have to lie. If you don't want to go out with me, just say it.
Meredith: Okay - I don't want to go out with you ... and I think I might be seeing someone.
Dr. Shepherd: You know they call you the Nazi.
Dr. Bailey: So I've heard.
The Self Destruct Button [1.7]
Save Me [1.8]
Meredith: I want facts, and until I get them my pants are staying on.
Who's Zoomin' Who? [1.9]
Addison: Hi. I'm Addison Shepherd.
Meredith: Shepherd?
Addison: And you must be the woman who's been screwing my husband.
Meredith: [Voiceover] The thing people forget is how good it can feel when you finally set secrets free. Whether good or bad, at least they're out in the open... And once your secrets are out in the open, you don't have to hide behind them anymore.... The problem with secrets is even when you think you're in control... You're not.
Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head [2.1]
Meredith: And you met me.
Derek: And I met you.
Meredith: What was I to you? The girl you screwed to get over being screwed?
Derek: You were like coming up for fresh air. It's like I was drowning and you saved me. That's all I know.
Meredith: It's not enough.
[Meredith puts her arm around Cristina]
Cristina: You realize this constitutes hugging?
Meredith: Shut up...I'm your person.
Enough Is Enough (No More Tears) [2.2]
Meredith: [brushing off Derek] I am a sink with an open drain. Anything you say runs straight out. [storms off]
George: She probably could have picked a better metaphor.
Izzie: Give her a break, she's got a hangover.
Derek: [to Addison] I'm a sink with an open drain, Addie.
Make Me Lose Control [2.3]
Meredith: [voiceover] No matter how hard you fight it, you fall. And it's scary as hell. Except, there's an upside to freefalling - it's the chance you give your friends to catch you.
Meredith: [to Derek] And you? Hating you is the most exhausting thing. [kisses him] And I don't want to do it anymore.
George: I look like Meredith's dad?
Webber: Just take good care of her. [walks away]
George: But ... dad? I need help.
Derek: You slept with my best friend on my favorite sheets.
Addison: The flannel sheets?
Cristina: Can I have the hateful married couple instead?
Meredith: [jogging with Cristina] This is supposed to make us feel better.
Cristina: Do you feel better?
Cristina: Slutty mistress.
Meredith: [jogging around Cristina] Pregnant whore.
Deny, Deny, Deny [2.4]
Meredith: [voiceover] Denial isn't just a river in Egypt. It's a freaking ocean.
Addison: Well isn't this cozy. Can I join in or are you not in to threesomes?
Meredith: I have to go.
Derek: Meredith... [to Addison] You really are Satan, you realize that right? If Satan were to take physical form he'd be you, everywhere all the time.
Addison: I am so not Satan.
Derek: How come you haven't gotten on your broomstick and gone back to New York where you belong?
Addison: Stop being petty.
Derek: Stop being an adulterous bitch.
Addison: Derek, have you ever thought that even if I am Satan and an adulterous bitch that I'd still might be the love of your life?
Male Nurse: Ok Yang, how about this order: bed rest, out of bed to chair, bathroom privileges. Nothing about stealing charts at the nurses station.
Cristina: Ok, you know what [signals to man pushing a wheelchair] Hey, hey, hey, hey give me that. [Sits down] There, satisfied? I'm out of bed to chair.
Male Nurse: I'm telling your intern on you.
Cristina: Meredith?
Male Nurse: Yeah.
Cristina: Oh, I'm so scared.
Bailey: McDreamy, go sit by someone who cares.
Cristina: [crying uncontrollably] Make it stop, Make it stop. Somebody sedate me!
Bring The Pain [2.5]
[Izzie and Meredith jump into George’s bed while he is sleeping]
George: This is a very small bed.
Meredith: He is a brain surgeon.
Izzie: I look fantastic. I shaved my legs.
Meredith: He’s a brain surgeon how can he be so brainless?
Izzie: Seriously.
Meredith: Seriously.
George: Shhhh. [pats them both on the shoulder] Go to sleep.
George: [Reading the emergency sign on the elevator out loud after it got stuck] "If elevator should stop do not become alarmed. Press the button marked alarm to summon assistance." [to Alex] If they don’t want us to be alarmed why do they call the button 'alarm'?
Meredith: You should take something.
Cristina: Drugs are for babies.
Izzie: I hate Alex.
Cristina: And the non sequitur award goes to...
Izzie: I’m sorry, but I hate Alex.
Meredith: I broke up with Derek.
Cristina: Burke wants to have a relationship.
Izzie: Boys are stupid.
Cristina: Yep.
Alex: So, dude. What’s the deal with Izzie?
George: She shaved her legs for you.
Alex: And?
George: And you didn’t kiss her goodnight.
Patient: She shaved her legs for you and you didn’t follow through?
Alex: Hey I followed through, I always follow through.
George: You didn’t last night.
Alex: Mind your own business.
George: Mind... She had expectations, women have expectations and you didn’t meet them. Hey I live with these women and every time you guys don’t meet their expectations I have to hear about it. So it is my business.
Meredith: You didn’t sign the divorce papers. Fine, I get it. End of discussion.
Derek: Meredith.
Meredith: What!
Derek: Oh... I usually just say "Meredith" and then you yell at me. I haven’t thought past that point. I actually didn’t have anything planned.
Bailey: Hey, life is short, times are hard, the road is long, with many a winding turn.
Meredith: Okay... here it is. Your choice, it's simple her or me. And I'm sure she's really great. But, Derek, I love you... in a really, really big... pretend to like your taste in music ... let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me. Choose me. Love me. I'll be at Joe's tonight, so if you do decide to sign the papers... meet me there.
Into You Like A Train [2.6]
Meredith: [voiceover] Whoever said What you don't know can't hurt you was a complete and total moron. Because ... for most people I know, not knowing is the worst feeling in the world.
Cristina: You're my boyfriend! I mean, I know I don't have much experience with this kind of thing but, aren't boyfriends supposed to help in situations like this?
Burke: Cristina, when we're on duty I can't be your boyfriend.
Cristina: Ok, so when we're on duty, I can have sex with someone else?
Burke: Dr. Yang, I'm walking away now.
Meredith: So basically whoever you move doesn't stand a chance. So how do you choose? How do you decide who gets to live?
[Derek gives Meredith a nod]
George: Was that a nod?
Meredith: Yes.
George: Do we know what it meant?
Meredith: No.
Meredith: I hope you find your mojo Alex. I find you disturbing without it.
Alex: Me, too.
Izzie: [referring to Addison] For what it's worth, I take issue with her salmon colored scrubs. I mean what self respecting surgeon wears salmon colored scrubs?
Meredith: This is what I'm saying.
Something To Talk About [2.7]
Alex: For a kiss to be really good, you want it to mean something. You want it to be with someone you can't get out of your head, so that when your lips finally touch, you feel it everywhere. A kiss so hot and so deep, you never want to come up for air. You can't cheat your first kiss, Nicole. Trust me you don't want to,'cause when you find that right person, the first kiss...it's everything.
Meredith: [to Derek] What are you looking at!?
Let It Be [2.8]
Alex: [to Izzie] I kissed you-with tongue-and I plan to do it again and again.
Bailey: I'm pregnant, you blind moron.
Derek: [to Meredith] You could at least acknowledge my existence.
[Addison enters elevator]
Addison: Hello Dr. Grey.
Meredith: Hello.
Burke: I guess we never really got our date.
Cristina: Are you kidding? That was the best date I've ever been on.
Meredith: I think you can't wait for someone to fly underneath you and save your life... I think you have to save yourself.
Thanks For The Memories [2.9]
[Bailey and Meredith meet Dr. Kent, the sub attending from Mercy West, on Thanksgiving.]
Bailey: Dr. Kent.
Dr. Kent: Yes.
Bailey: I'm the surgical resident assisting you today. I know you're subbing in from Mercy West, so if there's anything I can do to help you --
Dr. Kent: Look I'm only here for one day and I don't need my ass kissed. All I need is to tell you what to do and you do it. And I don't like mistakes.
Bailey: I don't make mistakes.
Dr. Kent: Whatever, there's only one resident I want in my OR; a guy they call the Nazi. Do you know him?
Bailey: The Nazi?
Dr. Kent: He gets a great word of mouth, stellar rep, balls the size of Texas?
Bailey: That big. Sounds like an impressively talented man, this 'Nazi.'
Dr. Kent: Do you know him or not.
Bailey: Never heard of "him" but I'll be sure to keep an eye out.
Dr. Kent: For now you can work on smaller cases. A guy just came in to curtain 3. Page me if you get confused.
Bailey: I'll be sure to do that.
Bailey: [to Meredith, as Dr. Kent walks away] Like I said the stupidity of the human race.
[Richard is looking at the OR board and Bailey finds that he has not gone home yet.]
Bailey: You are a surgical junkie. Go home!
Richard: Adell is already mad. I'm in trouble no matter what ... and there's a wipple happening in OR2.
Bailey: Go HOME, RIGHT NOW!
Richard: [to Bailey, walking away, as Dr. Kent passes her in the opposite direction] You know this kind of treatment is the reason they call you the NAZI!
[Dr. Kent's eyes open wide and he spins around to look at the Nazi he has been looking for all day and sees Bailey]
Bailey: Happy Thanksgiving.
Much Too Much [2.10]
Meredith: Burke keyed you?
Cristina: I got freaking keyed before coffee.
Addison: Dorie, this is Dr. Shepherd. He's our head of neurosurgery.
Derek: Hi.
Dorie (Patient, pregnant with quints): Oh, another Dr. Shepherd.
Addison: He's my husband, actually.
Dorie: Seriously?
Derek: Mm-hmm.
Dorie: Wow. Look at you two. Everybody must hate you.
Addison & Derek: Ohhh, you have no idea.
[Izzie grins at the last comment]
Owner of a Lonely Heart [2.11]
Meredith: So, you're giving up your trailer.
Derek: I am not giving up my trailer.
Meredith: So you are still you?
Derek: I'm still me.
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer [2.12]
[Beginning of the episode]
Derek: Hey.
Meredith: Hey! You okay? You seem ...
Derek: Yeah. You know ... holidays.
Meredith: Oh. Yeah. I DO know.
Alex: Why would you wanna help me after what I did?
Izzie: BECAUSE, IT'S WHAT JESUS WOULD FREAKIN' DO!
[End of the episode]
Derek: Hey.
Meredith: Hey.
Derek: You okay?
Meredith: Yeah, yeah. You know, holidays.
Derek: Yeah. I DO know.
Derek: [to Addison] I'm not saying this to hurt you or because I want to leave you, because I don't. Meredith wasn't revenge...she wasn't a fling. I fell in love with her. That doesn't go away because I decided to stay with you.
Begin the Begin [2.13]
Dr. Bailey: What are you sayin? I look tired O'Malley?
George: No, not tired, no, you look fresh, spry, you gloww. What? (Looks at watch) Stop now.
Dr. Bailey: O'Malley, go down and take on Addison Shepard's patient.
Izzy: You do glow.
Alex: Like the moon.
Dr. Bailey: And you can spend the day in the pit Kareve.
Derek: There is a land called Passive Agresseva, and you are their queen.
Tell Me Sweet Little Lies [2.14]
Kamaji: The young doctor wants you to know he's a wrestler. I think he's flirting with you.
Yumi Miyazaki: Tell him I eat little boys like him for breakfast
Dr. Bailey: Tell me that is not a dog.
Alex and Cristina: It's not a dog.
Christina: You want to be me, but you can't be me. You want to be me, but you . . . (looks sick)
Izzie: Crap. She's gonna blow.
Meredith: Lying is bad. Or so we are told constantly from birth-honesty is the best policy, the truth shall set you free, I chopped down the cherry tree, whatever. The fact is, lying is a necessity. We lie to ourselves because the truth, the truth freaking hurts… No matter how hard we try to ignore or deny it, eventually the lies fall away, whether we like it or not. But here's the truth about the truth: it hurts. So we lie.
George: I’m putting my foot down, either the dog moves out or I do. Foot, down, now. Me or the dog, which is it?… You hesistated! She hesitated!
Izzy: You hesitated?!?
Meredith: I didn’t hesitate, I was thinking.
George: You have to think about it? Fine, I’m moving out right now… (Runs into Dr. Bailey) Later, I’m moving out later. Right now, I have rounds.
George : (shouting through glass at Meredith) CUJO HAS TO GO!
Derek Shepherd: Dr. Yang…
Cristina: You know what? For just a moment, I’m not Dr. Yang and you’re not Dr. Shepherd. You’re the guy who screwed up my friend. The guy who drove her to get a dog she can't keep, the dog she only got because her boyfriend lied to her about his wife.
Derek Shepherd: I never lied to her.
Cristina: You know, I know a liar when I see one because I am a liar.
Happy Lady: (to Meredith) You know, you are a gorgeous young woman. Look at you! You know, you should smile more.
Burke: You forged my signature?
Meredith: That’s really bad, right?
Burke: Yeah, that’s really bad. … Next time you forge my signature, let me know. Save me a trip.
Meredith:That’s it? You're not gonna yell and say "Dammit, Grey" and storm off?
Burke: I will if you want me to.
Meredith: No.
Old Woman: (to George) Now that, my friend, is a swagger.
Izzy: (to Alex) Congratulations, you're not an idiot. Except when you are being an idiot.
Derek Shepherd: I was being nice to her.
Cristina: Ok.
Derek Shepherd: I can be nice to her without being…
Cristina: McDreamy, yea, I know.
Derek Shepherd: I really can.
Cristina: Ok.
Derek: Ok then.
Bailey: I may be forty-seven weeks pregnant. I may be on bed rest. I may not be able to see my own feet. But I AM Dr. Bailey. I hear every thing. I know every thing. I’m watching each and every one of you. And I will return.
Burke: Strike?
Derek Shepherd: Strike.
Chief: You are all a bunch of arrogant surgeons.
Meredith: No, don’t.
Cristina: What?
Meredith: Don’t tell him. At least not right now, or tonight. I just mean wait, it can wait.
George (to Meredith): You don't get to choose. I know you've been going through a bad time. I know you miss Shepard. And I know that your life has, admittedly, been pretty unpleasant these days. You get points for breathing in and out. You get to be a little selfish. But you don't get to choose a dog over me... I'm George. I sleep down the hall from you. I buy your tampons. I have held your hand, every time you asked. I've earned the right to be seen. To be respected. To not have you think of me, as less than a dog that you got at the pound. So, I'm not moving out. Whether you like it or not, I'm staying.
Break On Through [2.15]
Meredith: In general, lines are there for a reason : for security, for clarity. If you choose to cross the line, you pretty much do so at your own risk. So why is it, that the bigger the line, the greater the temptation to cross it?… we cant help ourselves, we see a line we want to cross it. maybe it’s the thrill of trading the familiar for the unfamiliar, a sort of personal dare. Only problem is once you’ve crossed, its almost impossible to go back. But, if you do manage to make it back across that line, you find safety in numbers
Christina : Ow. Ow. Ow.
Happy Resident : Am I hurting you?
Christina : No you're touching me
Christina : Can you dismount?
George : What happened today?
Izzy : Nothing
Meredith : Nothing
George : Ok
Izzy : We don’t know everything about each other, George
Meredith : Yeah
George : True … anybody wanna have sex?
Olivia : Change your own bedpans, Stevens!
Izzy : Yeah, well enjoy your syphillis, Olivia.
It's the End of the World [2.16]
Meredith: I have this feeling...
Derek: It'll pass.
Meredith: Do you promise?
Derek: I promise.
Addison: Hey, what are you doing?
Derek: Waiting for it to pass.
Bomb Squad Guy : ...do whatever you have to. The chief of surgery has authorized me to evacuate everyone on this floor.
McDreamy : The Chief of Surgery does not scare me... Bailey scares me.
Meredith : I just need something to happen, I need a sign that things are going to change. I need a reason to go on. I need some hope! And in the abscence of hope, I need to stay in bed a feel like I'm going to die today.
Cristina : [throws back blanket] Whatever - everybody has problems. Now get your ass out of bed and get to work. NOW! Move-move-move! [opens the door to find Izzie and George]
Cristina : We're good to go.
Izzy : We need to be doers, George. We need to do. *stands up to go after Alex*
George : Oh, right, we're starting right now.
Christina : This is me being supportive
Mer : Really?
Christina : Really! Yeah i'm being supportive
Mer : ...Ok the man I love has a wife and then he chooses her over me. And that wife takes my dog...Ok she didn't actually take my dog I gave it to her, but I didn't mean to give it to her. I meant to give it to him. But that does not change the fact that she's got my McDreamy...And my McDog. She's got my McLife!