Spork Entry for Paris

Jul 01, 2003 13:44

As I was looking for spork pictures today I stumbled upon something rather interesting. The Church of the Holy Spork.

What they have to say about the Foon: “These "foons" are a hideous alterization of the one true Spork, which makes them evil, for they are an attempt to change the face of The Almighty Spork and replace it with some kind of horrid graven image. This is rising as one of the Spork's greatest enemies. And the Spork does not take kindly to His unholy counterparts...”

I also found the Imperial Spork Army.

And from them I quote “In short, If you mess with the Spork, You mess with us.”
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