Apr 25, 2005 10:34
I blantantly stole this from someone else's LJ, oh well.
(Crystal, Tess and Lauren: this TOTALLY reminds me of Geneva)
A New Line of Children's Books...
1. You are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Fun four-letter Words to know and Share
4. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An "I-Can-Do-It" Book
5. The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking
6. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her
7. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
8. All Cats Go to Hell
9. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
10. Some Kittens Can Fly
11. That's it; I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
12. Grandpa Gets a Coffin
13. You were an Accident
14. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
15. Pop! Goes the Hamster. And Other Great Microwave Games
16. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
I really think someone should make "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"--in fact, I'll write it if someone else will illustrate it! HA!