Awesome Explicit and Modified Version of awesome poem
Explicit Poem:
Slow Obsession
Angry Mountains and fluffy clouds
It’s all that matter when drifting fast.
So much could a turtle take
As he flies into a concrete cake.
Death escapes those who wear a star
Until you drive off a cliff not knowing where you are.
That little fucker hit me with a shell
I hope he goes to hell.
Emo bridges dump their prey
Water welcomes those that go astray.
Angry Mountains and fluffy clouds
It’s all that matters when drifting fast.
-CRASH-
A controller flies across the room
As I beat my brother with a broom.
His driving skills are so inadequate
I yell and scream, calling him a little shit.
Off the bridge we go again
I should have pressed pause before I beat him.
Angry mountains and fluffy clouds
It’s all that matters when drifting fast.
Trying again to be first
Mashing buttons for the burst.
Giant shell is shot behind
Being ever so kind.
Bananas flying far and wide
Who shot that one? You ruined my slide.
Angry mountains and fluffy clouds
It’s all that matters when drifting fast.
We drift the corner passing a few
I think that guy just called me a Jew!
Despite the sporadic crazy traps
We somehow made it through the maps.
We’ve come out on top; we’re number one
It’s about damn time, we’re fucking done!
Angry Mountains and fluffy clouds
It’s all that matters when DRIFTING FAST.
School Version:
Slow Obsession
Angry Mountains and fluffy clouds
It’s all that matter when drifting fast.
So much could a turtle take
As he flies into a concrete cake.
Death escapes those who wear a star
Until you drive off a cliff not knowing where you are.
That little bugger hit me with a shell
I hope he goes to taco bell.
Emo bridges dump their prey
Water welcomes those that go astray.
Angry Mountains and fluffy clouds
It’s all that matters when drifting fast.
-CRASH-
A controller flies across the room
As I beat my brother with a broom.
His driving skills are so inadequate
I want to yell and scream, calling him a twit.
Off the bridge we go again
I should have pressed pause before I beat him.
Angry mountains and fluffy clouds
It’s all that matters when drifting fast.
Trying again to be first
Mashing buttons for the burst.
Giant shell is shot behind
Being ever so kind.
Bananas flying far and wide
Who shot that one? You ruined my slide.
Angry mountains and fluffy clouds
It’s all that matters when drifting fast.
We drift the corner passing a few
I take an epic swig of my Dew.
Despite the sporadic crazy traps
We somehow made it through the maps.
We’ve come out on top; we’re number one
It’s about dang time, we’re finally done!
Angry Mountains and fluffy clouds
It’s all that matters when DRIFTING FAST.
Slow Obsession
Angry Mountains and fluffy clouds
It’s all that matter when drifting fast.
So much could a turtle take
As he flies into a concrete cake.
Death escapes those who wear a star
Until you drive off a cliff not knowing where you are.
That little fucker hit me with a shell
I hope he goes to hell.
Emo bridges dump their prey
Water welcomes those that go astray.
Angry Mountains and fluffy clouds
It’s all that matters when drifting fast.
-CRASH-
A controller flies across the room
As I beat my brother with a broom.
His driving skills are so inadequate
I yell and scream, calling him a little shit.
Off the bridge we go again
I should have pressed pause before I beat him.
Angry mountains and fluffy clouds
It’s all that matters when drifting fast.
Trying again to be first
Mashing buttons for the burst.
Giant shell is shot behind
Being ever so kind.
Bananas flying far and wide
Who shot that one? You ruined my slide.
Angry mountains and fluffy clouds
It’s all that matters when drifting fast.
We drift the corner passing a few
I think that guy just called me a Jew!
Despite the sporadic crazy traps
We somehow made it through the maps.
We’ve come out on top; we’re number one
It’s about damn time, we’re fucking done!
Angry Mountains and fluffy clouds
It’s all that matters when DRIFTING FAST.
School Version:
Slow Obsession
Angry Mountains and fluffy clouds
It’s all that matter when drifting fast.
So much could a turtle take
As he flies into a concrete cake.
Death escapes those who wear a star
Until you drive off a cliff not knowing where you are.
That little bugger hit me with a shell
I hope he goes to taco bell.
Emo bridges dump their prey
Water welcomes those that go astray.
Angry Mountains and fluffy clouds
It’s all that matters when drifting fast.
-CRASH-
A controller flies across the room
As I beat my brother with a broom.
His driving skills are so inadequate
I want to yell and scream, calling him a twit.
Off the bridge we go again
I should have pressed pause before I beat him.
Angry mountains and fluffy clouds
It’s all that matters when drifting fast.
Trying again to be first
Mashing buttons for the burst.
Giant shell is shot behind
Being ever so kind.
Bananas flying far and wide
Who shot that one? You ruined my slide.
Angry mountains and fluffy clouds
It’s all that matters when drifting fast.
We drift the corner passing a few
I take an epic swig of my Dew.
Despite the sporadic crazy traps
We somehow made it through the maps.
We’ve come out on top; we’re number one
It’s about dang time, we’re finally done!
Angry Mountains and fluffy clouds
It’s all that matters when DRIFTING FAST.