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Jan 25, 2005 17:36

the online quiz is an interesting beast....lets study it

Favorite
Shoe: my vans
Comic: oh there are so many...right now i'm into penny arcade, nuklear power, BnG, dominic deegan and evilkid
Artist: conor oberst
Drug (if any): im finding weed more and more interesting
Word: masticate
Letter: Q

Have you ever?
Shaved off all your hair: no...but bryan and mike have been attempting to get me to ever since i shaved off the 'stach
Shaved off your Eyebrows: i'd rather not look like i had cancer
Shaved off your Nipples: are there people that do this on purpose? closest i ever came was surfing without a rash gaurd
Bungee jumped: i have a problem with hurling myself towards the ground with only a souped up rubber band holding me back from certain doom
Attempted suicide: blech...i'm gonna die anyway...why try to rush the process?
Attempted homicide: psh...yea like everyday of my life
Been in court: i went to family court when my parents were fighting for custody
Been to jail: i visited my uncle in jail once
Masturbated: hahahahahahahha
Had oral sex: yes
Had anal sex: oh no thank you....i say why go in the back door if it's pretty obvious that the front door is wide open?
Had sex: yes
Had a threesome: once....it was an interesting night
Had homosexual relations: does getting drunk and making out with anything at all regardless of sex count?

Your house!
How many couches: 1
How many rooms: 1
How many phones: 0
How many TVs: 1
How many bathrooms: 1
Your room colour: white on white
Describe your bed: stolen from the dorms
Describe your walls: mostly bland with a few pictures here and there
Do you share your room: only with all my shit
Any pets: no
Favourite room: the living room is nice
Least favourite room: the pit of fire
How many stereos: 0
How many clocks: 1

Drugs!!
What is your moral placement when it comes to drugs: as long as you don't fuck with me when you're high then i'm fine with them
What about alcohol: it's good times
Have you done Marijuana: oh yea...i've done the marji-hoo-hoo a couple of times
Coke: oh no no no
Crack: nope
Extacy: no thank you
Shrooms: not yet
Acid: never
Meth: nopers
Speed: iie
Opium: non
zzheroin: huh uh
Nitrous: unwittingly
Inhailents: yes..but only once...and that was because i was spray painting stuff in an unventilated area
Other pills: aderol once
What drugs do you want to do: i've wanted to try shrooms for a while...but i'm still on the fence

Your Love Life
Is there anyone: theres always someone....just sometimes neither you nor they realize it

More... :D
Your Hobbies: acting, reading, coating my lungs with tar, dildo molding
Your Motto: everybody has something that they're good at....except for you...you should just get out of here right now
How would someone describe you: i've never met someone...so i'm not sure what they'd think of me...hopefully it'd be something good though
Do you like yourself: it depends when you ask me...like right now...sure...but that's because i'm sitting here typing this out and giving myself delusions of grandeur.....but afterward...who knows
Do you love yourself: once a night
Do you think you're sexy: hmm....i don't think i'd want to look at myself in a sexual way...so i can't imagine others would
Cute: oh no
Ugly: not ugly either though....i'd say plain
Do you think you're smart: i try to be smart
Do you read books: yes
Newspapers: i try to keep informed
Magazines: nah
Do you write: i'm not a very good writer...i have good ideas....i just can't make them sound good on paper
Do you draw: i doodle in the margins
Bored Yet? since before i started
Are you: am i what?
What time is it: 5:54pm
How do you feel: very library-esque
What do you smell: books
Are you eating: no...i'm working
Drinking: nope
Who is with you: some people
What do you hear: the hum of computers
What else are you doing: taking this quiz, sitting in a chair, circulating blood through my body
What do you want: to go home

Looooooongest

How many rings are you wearing? 1 in my eyebrow
Bracelets? nope
Are your feelings easily hurt? no....lifes too short to take offense at every little thing
Do you prefer to hang with guys or gals? i've been around girls my entire life...i feel more comfortable with them
What's your favorite color hair on the opposite gender? it's weird...i've always been infatuated with girls with brown hair...but i've only ever dated blonds
And eyes? don't even get me started on the eyes
Do law enforcement people draw your attention? i think they draw everyones attention....if you see a cop you automatically wonder what they're doing...especially if you see them just walking around
How tall are you? 6'1".....6'3" with hair
Do you think you are strong? physically no....but i can throw a television 50 yards with my mind
How old are your parents? i don't know....my moms been telling me she's 25 ever since i was old enough to ask....i think my dad is like 47 or so
What color are your socks? white...i'm very bland
Do you like to fly? no...i fucking hate flying with a passion....the last time i flew i thought i was going to die 5 times
What's your favorite car? my grandfather restored this old model A and a model T...those cars are f-ing nice
Do you have a car? no....i have poor college student walking legs
What color car do you WANT? some buk buk ass colors so people don't constantly ask me for rides....something like dark purple with neon pink polka dots and yellow stripes
Do you have your liscense? yes
Do you like to watch NASCAR? no...but my grandpa does and he's enthralled by it
Do you think it would be cool to be on a pit crew? no thanks.....floppy
What did you have for breakfast? doritos and peters left over pepsi from last night
What do you think makes crop circles? three english guys with a peice of scrap wood
Do you have a mood ring? does anybody have one anymore?
What color is it now? what color do you want it to be??
Have you ever been to an amusement park? once or twice
Do you like rollercosters? the normal ones are fun...the ones where your sitting and it goes fast and occasionally they fly you upside down...those are cool....but these new ones i don't know about...it's like....hey just stand up while we flip you upside down and then it's like you don't know where your going and your blindfolded and they stuff a butt plug up into you....those rides suck...and i don't know why my uncle had one in his basement
Have you ever been out of the country? not yet
How many states have you lived in? 2
How many states have you been in? 2
What's your favorite state? hmmm.....a choice between hawaii and oregon...i choose oregon
Do you have allergies? annoying people
What color is your keyboard? black
Who is your best friend? jesus
What is your best friend's favorite color? red....like the color of the blood of the sinners that he will crush
Do you like to sing? when i'm alone....or with someone that knows the song
Do you sing well? i'm ok if i have the music with me...but without it i'm crap
Do people correct your grammer a lot? yosh does all the time
Who is the biggest grammer person you know? yosh
Are you a Christian? no...i subscribe to the clockmakers theory....it says that yes there is some big person in the sky that set up the earth and all it's glory...then set everything in motion....and left to pursue other projects....so he's got better things to do than watch you touch yourself at night
If yes, how long? ...
Do you go to church? only if i'm staying with my grandparents
Where? i'm not sure...they go to church at like 4:30 in the morning so i never get a chance to read the sign because it's dark/i am way to tired to care
Are most of your friends older or younger? well...i was born in december so all my friends are older than me
Who's your tallest friend? i'm the tallest in the bunch
Do you like doing physical labor? depends what kind
Would you ever try and get on a reality TV show? i used to want to get on the real world....but then i realized that i have no talent for starting shit with other people
What about a talent show? And do what? oh yea...i figured i could juggle dildos while simultaneously peeing on a picture of jesus...my talent would be confusing people as to what they'd be most offended by
Do you like to dance? only after a few drinks
Have you ever taken dance lessons? no
Do you play an instrument? yea...the skin flute
What's your user pic? ???
Are you reading anything right now? yea
What? i just finished reading that question...now i'm reading my answer
Do you like to read? yes
What's your favorite fruit? asian pears
Do you like country music? nope

Do you like your hair long, short, or medium? long..but apparently everyone else likes it short...so we'll see
What's the longest plane flight you've ever been on? last time i flew back to oregon it took me 11 hours to get home because i had to keep switching planes
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? not anymore....i miss you mr.fluffysparks
Do you know sign language? no...but i always wanted to learn
Any other languages? a little bit of japanese
Do you type fast? i've been known to
Is your hair curly or straight? it's normal when it's short but it gets out of control curly/wavy when it's long
What time is it? 6:31
Do you like day or night best? the night is nice...but i like the day if it's cloudy
Do you like to play sardines? haha...i used to play that shit all the time when i was a kid
Isn't hide and seek at night great? it has it's moments
You miss anyone? yea
Do you have a busy scedule? i do for the next week or two...but once threepenny starts i won't have to go to call anymore....so my schedule will lighten up....by the way you spelled schedule wrong
What color is your monitor? black
What kind of computer mouse do you have? white
What's your favorite board game? dream phone (like i said...i grew up surrounded by girls)
When's the last time you played a board game? last summer
What was it? monopoly i think
Who did you get your last email from? some company that wants to increase the size and girth of my penis
Who do you miss getting emails from the most? nobody...email usually means bad news for me
What's your favorite desert? cheesecake
Do you have any old nagging injuries? yea...i took some shrapnel back in nam
Do you like to bake or cook? cook...but baking is nice too
Are you crafty? yea...crafty like a dead fox
What's the last gift you recieved? a remote control radio shack car
From who? bryan
What's the last gift you gave? well....me mike and peter are getting bryan a penis cake for his birthday
To who? bryan
Do you like hugs? i do
Do you give them often? no...i'm not one to make contact with people
Do you like to look at the stars? i love it
Do you like fishing? oh man....this one time i went fishing with a friend...and i caught a fish that was like this big...but my friend....oh man my friend caught a fish that was like THIS big.....but hey...back to my fish <----best pickup line ever
When was the last time you fished? i've actually only been fishing once with my dad
Have you ever caught anything? yea....some poisonous fish
Do you like to camp? well....i'm part moke so yea
When's the last time you camped? last summer.....down at sand island....the ghettoest place ever invented
Do you like fuzzy dice? ah...i see we're running low on questions
Do you think cowboys are cool? no...something about the outfit strikes me as wrong
Do you like horses? only when they scare russell
Have you ever ridden a horse? i went for my sisters birthday once
What's your favorite weather? rain, clouds, fog...nothing better
What kind of place do you live in? a place where sometimes i get rain, clouds and fog
How long have you lived in your current location? about a year
Do you like it? it's better than the last place i lived
Are you saving money for anything? yea...rent (not the musical....the actual bill that i get every month)
Do you like cows? yea...just not the milk part
Have you ever been in a play? i've been known to get on stage
How many? like a somewhere between 1-20,000...i don't know..i'm bad with numbers

More randomness.
Do you go to winter camp? what the hell is winter camp?
Have you been to summer camp? i always wanted to go....but my parents were cheapskates so i only got to go to summer fun....lameeeeeee
Favorite time? Of what?
Favorite place? the big blue chair in my house
Have you been bungy jumping? you asked this question already
Would you want to? i gave this answer already
Are you daring? if i'm in the mood
What's the longest you've stayed up? 39 hours....nothing special
Do you like to talk? not really...i prefer listening
Do you prefer riding bike or walking? walking...i always felt like such a douche riding a bike
Where do you want to live? italy
Do you like to skate? no...i'm tall so i have balance problems
Ice skating or roller blading? whats the hardest part about being a roller blader?????? telling your parents that you're gay ahahahhaha.....oh man i'm such a sk8er h8er.....and a loser
Have you ever been roller skating? i think when i was a little kid
Can you hula hoop? for a little bit
How often do you listen to music? always....unless i'm in class or at work i always have some kind of music playing in the background
What was your last disappointment? the other night when i came home stoned and saw a cheescake and got really excited then realized that i couldn't eat it until the next day
Do you have strong convictions? about certain things
Do you enjoy debate? only if the other person is intelligent and the debate doesn't just degrade into a "fuck you" "no fuck YOU" kind of thing
Do you own a gaming system? ps2, snes, psx, xbox, gba sp
Are you a confused person? only when it comes to the opposite gender
Do you like to preform? i don't know how to preform....how does one form before the form....well...i guess that means i don't then
What's your middle name? don't have one
How many of your friend's middle name's do you know? i just realized that i know almost all my friends middle names
Have you ever had a REAL pen pal? i have a real pen pal right now
Do you like to run? i'm a smoker.....even if my life is on the line i'm only running full out for 10 seconds tops....then i'm stopping to catch my breath and have a cigarette
Do you run fast? for those 10 seconds

Are you in public school? university
What are you most known for? not being known for anything.....that or "oh man brandon..you were pretty wasted last night...you were trying to make out with EVERYBODY!!"
What's your favorite piece of clothing? i have a really comfy pair of ooooollldddd denim shorts that i really like...but i can only wear them around the house because they're all ripped up in the crotch area and i'm pretty sure that nobody wants to see my junk
Do you cry easily? for someone my age....yes
What makes you feel special? peppermint tea with just a smidge of honey
Who makes you feel special? anybody that gives me a hug
Do you have a big family? yea....like i said...i have a moke family....so everytime theres a family get together theres like 50 people there i've never met that are all related to me
Where is your second home? hawaii
Who is your second family? bryans family
Who drives you around the most? mike
Where do your parents work? mom is the warehouse manager at safeway....and my dad is a jewelry maker/real estate-timeshare agent
Do you get sick a lot? nah...i'm pretty not...get...sickable?
Do you wear make up? nope
Are you on the computer a lot? yea
Do you get in trouble a lot? nah...i'm a good kid
When's the last time you got grounded? junior year of high school...my curfew was 11:00 i came home around 5 in the morning
When did you learn to ride your bike? i think when i was 6 or 7
When did you learn to swim? 3 or 4
Do you like to go to the beach? i fucking hate the goddamn beach sooooooo much
Do you like building sand castles? no
Do you play with legos? if i had legos i'd probably play with them all the time....or until i got mad at them then smashed the tower i was building down.....and then three weeks later i would be stumbling around in the morning and step on a stray lego and breakdown crying and have to leave school.....damn you legos...damn you to hell
What was your last frustration? thinking about that lego question
Do you like books? this is the 4th do i like books/reading question in this quiz
Have you ever been on a cruise? no....i don't trust boats...or the ocean for that matter
Would you like to sky dive? i have a problem with throwing myself out of a plane with just a bedsheet keeping me away from death
What's your most noticable physical feature? probably the second nose
Who's your favorite cousin? i don't have a favorite cousin...they all suck in different ways
Do you like flannel shirts? only if you're from the early 90's
What's the last concert you went to? some shit ass show in a way too small club with 4 different crappy bands
Is your hair it's natural color? yep
Do you like to play cards? depends
What's your favorite card game? 52 pickup
Do you like cow boy hats? no
Are you creative? probably
Have you ever been to a fancy event? mmmhmmm
Do you enjoy helping out with things? if i enjoy the people these things are helping
Have you ever played broom hockey? no
Have u ever gotten jewelry from a guy? my dad made me a pendant for my 11th birthday...does that count?
Do you have anything hanging in your window? venetian blinds
Do you collect anything? empty cigarette packs
How many calendars do you have? one...and it's for last year
Do you own a lot of jewelry? nope
Do you like window shopping? no i figure a window is a window...all i care about is that it fits
Do you have a lot of shoes? 2 or 3 pairs
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