super scary hallowen quiz of doomzorsx
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Please date this questionnaire: october 31, 2004 bee otch
State your name or nickname: names brandon, folks on the street call me brandizzle, or steve, or simplikano
Your age: 18
Basics
1. What are the typical qualities of your Starsign? ummm...i think they're something like organized, punctual, lover of ladies, super freaking sweet ass awesome to the maxorzesx
2. Do you read your horoscope regularly? of course....i was able to list my awesome list of abilities to you wasn't i??
3. If you do, which ones do you read? madam palm and her five daughters starsign super know it all scroll
4. Which Starsign’s go best with yours, relationship wise? psh...all of them...even the guy ones
5. Name a song released in the year you were born: the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song...since that show came out that year....haha...oh VH1 you and your retrospective look back at the 80's really helped me out on this one
6. Did your parents have really awful hairstyles in the eighties (assuming that was the year you were born): it's not good to assume
7. Do you have any brothers or sisters? ho brah, i get one sistah dat stay back home in hawaii cuz
8. What was your first pet? when my sister was born my parents didn't want me to feel left out since they would be preoccupied with her for a while....so they bought me a catfish....his name was bubbles....forever making my porno name bubbles waidzunas (first pets name + mamas maiden name = porno name bay beeeeee!!)
9. Who was the first singer/group you ever loved? ah...well...i was raised on classic rock and 80's hair metal....and when i was three my mom told me i used to sit in the back seat in my car seat and sing "paradise city" by GnR....frick, even back then i was one badass motha
10. With who did you spend most of your childhood (besides your family): derek and kimo from down the street
11. Did you have childhood boyfriends or girlfriends? no...but i think i did have a crush on my kindergarten teacher
12. Which first school did you attend? i went to sunrise preschool and i started school at kaleopu'u elementry....gooooooo waipahuuu
Media
13. What CD is in your stereo right now: the fiction we live-from autum to ashes
14. What song do you have stuck in your head: enunciate while you masticate-a static lullaby
15. Can you dance? can i dance...psh look at this guy...haha can i dance....no
16. What song did you dance last to? i believe i did a little drunken jig to America Fuck Yea! last night
17. Which song do you most like to dance to? that KC and jojo song....you know...the one they played at every 7th grade dance so that you knew the dance was coming to a close cuz that would be the only slow song they played.....shit what was that called....all my life.....that song was the fucking jam naggle
18. Who was the last person you danced with? it was probably mike or bryan
19. What stores do you buy your CDs from? well...i'm a cheap bastard so i'll usually download the songs that i want....but in the event that i really enjoy the artist and want to support them i'll usually go to jellys since they sell all used cds for cheap prices
20. What was the last CD you purchased? it was probably death by stereo
21. Do people laugh at your music taste? oh yea....bryan rips on me all the time for my love of emo...but i don't mind....that fucker watches air bud
22. If you were a music genre what would you be? industrial goth death metal.....ahahahhahaha
23. Who are your favourite groups and singers? lets see....nofx, bright eyes (conor oberst = <3333333), postal service, a static lullaby, from autum to ashes, elliot smith, sleater-kinney, atreyu, coheed and cambria, death cab for cutie, and a bunch more other stuff
24. What are your favourite songs? haligh, haligh, a lie, haligh-bright eyes, the calander hung itself-bright eyes, nothing better-postal service, clark gable-postal service, a song for a broken heart-a static lullaby, charred fields of snow-a static lullaby, autums monolouge-from autum to ashes, the fiction we live-from autum to ashes, short stories with tragic endings-from autum to ashes, one beat-sleater-kinney, ain't love grand-atreyu, time consumer-coheed and cambria, title track-death cab, sic transit gloria, gloria fades away-brand new, jude law and a semester abroad-brand new
25. What song or singer/group gets you emotional? if i'm depressed i'll usually pop in fevers and mirrors, or if i'm feeling happier i'll usually put in give up...which sounds weird
26. Who inspires you musically? i'm not musically inclined
27. If you could take a song and play it in a movie, what song and what movie would that be? i'm just gonna take russells idea and say postal service...but in a horror movie
28. If you were in a band (if you aren’t) what would you be called? fuck doll sandwich....see..my roomate bryan downloads movies off the internet and no matter what movie he trys to type in, invariably somewhere in the search results we find this porn called fuck doll sandwich.....its gotten to the point where i'm convinced we could search for something like "the complexities of operating on the human spine: advanced" and somewhere near the bottom of the search results we'd get fuck doll sandwich
29. What kind of music would you play? industrial goth death metal....since that's so me
Movies.
30. What was the first movie you ever remember watching? bambi...i cried like a little bitch....man last night was fun
31. What were your favourites as a child? little mermaid was good, i also enjoyed who framed roger rabbit
32. What was the last one you watched? we watched team america again last night
33. What are your favourites now? boondock saints, a cinderella story, the lizzie macguire movie (hey, back off...hilary duff is freaking beautiful) the nightmare before christmas
34. Are there any movie genres you refuse to watch? mmm.....i'm a little wary of war dramas...i've been burned away from them because of pearl harbor....sometimes i still wake up at night screaming "why was ben affleck cast!!! this movie makes a mockery of that day!!! cuba gooding should have been the hero!!!"
35. Which ones get you the most emotional? stoner comedies always bring a little tear to my eye
TV.
36. Do you watch much TV? no...what channel is that?
37. What do you watch most? oh by far that would be degrassi.....i <3 canadian high school teen soap operas
38. What are your favourite TV shows, and why? degrassi is awesome....i can't explain it...i also really like that HBO show OZ...because when it comes down to it....who doesn't like to see an aryan get his face shit on by the guy whose ass he tattoed a swastika on?
Sexual preferences etc
39. Are you attracted to the opposite or same sex? opposite when i'm sober....but when i'm drunk i'll go after anything with a pulse....and also certain types of rocks
40. What attracts you most about the opposite (or same) sex? smile, eyes, personality
41. Do you have a bf or gf? no...not at the moment....so all you ladies out there....ummm....yea...i got nothing
42. Do you have crushes? oh yes
(a) If so - who? psh...like i'd tell you quiz maker....i hardly even know you...so back off fool
(b) What do you like about them? she's got beautiful eyes, and when she smiles, which isn't often, but when she smiles....hooboy.....i don't know....she's freaking sweet
(c) Are you attracted more to their personality or their looks? that's a hard question, but if i have to choose i'm going with the personality...her looks are just an added bonus
43. Who was the last person you lusted after? oh my! what a risque question.....i guess the last person i lusted after was probably rachel...and we all know how that turned out....awkwaaarrd
44. Do you tell people whom you like? when i'm drunk...so i believe everyone at the house last night now knows who i like
45. Are you the type of person to tell your crush that you like them? wtf? hell no....what kind of douchebag do you take me for
46. List all the people you have a crush on: why? why don't you list all the people that YOU have crushes on....christ
47. What has been your most embarrassing crush? again with the fucking questions about the crushes...get off it fool
48. If you could sleep with any celebrity, who would it be? bee arthur...i'd think she'd be very gentle
49. How often do you feel horny? how often do you breath?
50. How do you like kissing? i love it more than sex actually
51. Which term do you prefer to use (shag, have sex, sleep with, f, make love): i say oof....it's a hawaiian thing
52. Have you ever been heartbroken? does the pope shit in the woods
53. If so - by who? i'm not naming names....better not to dwell on these things
54. Have you ever kissed a friend? i've kissed/made out with all my friends at some point
55. What turns you on? a level headed girl with a pretty smile
56. What turns you off? more than anything in the world i hate feet with a passion....i almost kicked mikes ass last night because he put my foot in his mouth
57. Given the choice, if you could sleep with any five people (obviously at different times) who would you sleep with? hilary duff, ashlee simpson, the style guy from queer eye for the straight guy, sean patrick flahnery, and lindsay lohan.....just so i could donkey punch her in the back of the head
58. How often do you feel romantic? usually only if i'm in a relationship...but lately i've been getting the feeling that i need romance in my life
59. In what ways are you affectionate? the more i make fun of you....the more i like you
60. Are you a flirt? oh yes
61. How do you like your guys or girls (personality): i dont' have a guy or a girl right now....but if i was with them...i would probably really like their personality
62. The same as above but looks: looks are always an added bonus for me...i'm not picky...as long as everything is in the right place and you don't have any extra anythings i can usually be into you
63. If you had to sleep with any person of the same sex, whom would you sleep with? johnny depp....i just think he would care about you afterward....like he would talk and stuff
64. Do you have any weird fantasies you haven’t carried out yet? yea...i want to fuck a goat that's smothered in taco meat while my girlfriend frenches the shower drain and gives her self a chocolate syrup douche....wtf kind of question is this
65. When was your last sexual experience? shit....like in june.....god i need to get laid....hopefully tonight...hopefully
66. The last person who asked you out? last person to ask me out....well....mike invited me and bryan to a party tonight...does that count?
67. The last person who complimented you sexually: hmmm....it's been so long...i cant' remember
68. What do you sleep in? pair of sweatpants
69. Your favourite piece of sexy underwear you own? i really like my rubber chicken boxers with the holes in the crotch and the skid marks....it drives the ladies wild.....ow ow ow
Friendships
70. Do you have a best friend? of course
71. Which friends do you most enjoy spending time with? mike, bryan, peter, russell
72. Name all your friends: mike, bryan, peter, russell, trasa, robyn, chris, rie, emily, rachel, nathan, shayna, shannon, jen, nate, brian, randal, ash, celeste, yosh, kalani and everyone else too
73. Who is:
(a) The most intelligent? peter or russell, depending on the degree of thc in their bloodstream
(b) The most dumb? bryan all the time........ahahahhaha
(c) The prettiest? if i don't say emily she'll probably kill me
(d) The most considerate? hmmm...probably peter
(e) The kindest? russell is a kind soul behind a wiggers body
(f) The funniest? freaking mike
(g) Eats the weirdest food? well...i'm the only one that can boast of consuming dog, pig intestine boiled in it's own blood (otherwise known as chocolate meat), chicken feet, duck heads and balut (that would be a baby chick that has formed in the egg but not hatched yet, you crack the egg open at the top and suck out the baby) so i guess me.......goooooooo filipinos
(h) Has the coolest dress sense? well...that has to go to nathan that future fashion designer
(i) Has the best hair? me hands down
(j) Has the best figure? yosh's body makes me hottie
(k) Has the best eyes? rachel
(l) The happiest? shannon
(m) The most miserable? rachel again
(n) The most outgoing? robyn is one crazy ho
(o) The most talkative? peter turns into a little chatty cathy when he's stoned
(p) Is the sexiest? hmm...either emily or rachel
(q) The last friend you emailed? i think that was yosh
(r) The last friend you text? i don't text
(s) The last friend you spoke to on the phone? yosh again...payback for his drunk dial
(t) The last friend you saw in person? mike and bryan today when i woke up for work
(u) (Laughs) The friend you would most like to sleep with? oh man...i wouldn't mind sleeping with shayna...and emily mark my words....one day you will succumb to my over powering sexuality
(v) The friend you have had sexual contact with in the past? well...i dated rie for a while....so we had sex during that period.....i also had a third base makeout with rachel one night while we were both drunk
(w) The friend who compliments you most? my friends don't compliment each other....that's a sign of weakness....compliments are only acceptable if your sappy drunk...otherwise you just get made fun of
(x) The friends you have lunch with? peter, russell, bryan
(y) The friends who like the same music as you? peter, and we're slowly bringing russell over to the dark side of emo
(z) The friends you argue with most? frick me and bryan argue all the time....but it's all in good fun
Appearances
74. What part of your appearance do you spend the most amount of time trying to get perfect? i actually don't use mirrors....trust me if you saw my appearance you'd agree
75. List, in order, the colours your hair has been: blond when i was born, dark brown after that
76. Which celebrity do you envy most for their looks? i wouldn't mind looking like jake gyllenhall
77. What part of your appearance are you most vain about? i <333333 my hair
78. What is your body shape? mmm.....i'm full
79. Your hair colour? Dark brown
80. Your eye colour? Brown
81. How much does beauty mean to you? i really don't care about that
82. Do you have a strict beauty regime? yea....get up....smell clothes to find clean ones....brush teeth....go to class
83. What make up do you use? whatever make up the theater provides.
84. What part of your appearance gets complimented most? my finger nails
85. What do you take care of most? even though it doesn't look like it...i spend alot of time with my hair
86. How long is your hair? it's pretty long....i can chew on my bangs....actually...come this december....it'll be a year since i've cut my hair
87. How often do you wash it? i like to wash it everyday...but now since it's gotten so long if i wash it, in the morning it gets huge and really really curly....so i've been going every other day....and that's been working out rather nicely
88. What colour do you wear most? either black or navy blue
89. Explain: well, when you solve for x you take the sub term of one and multiply it by the cosign of 7 then it's just a matter of recalibrating the digits and you're there
90. What kind of jewellery do you wear? i'm not a big jewelry wearer....i don't like to spend the money
91. Whose sense of style do you most admire? i admire the person who can wear a silk dress or a regular t shirt or even a burlap sack and still look good because their confidence carries them everywhere
92. How do you dress like? brah, dis guy sound like he stay from da aina wit dis question....fakking thing is all hammajang already.....i dress like one person, i get shorts, shirt, shoes, socks....das it...oh yea...get da kine undawea too
93. How often do you brush your teeth? usually just in the morning....i might do some mouthwash at night if i ate something really gross or pungent
Your surroundings
94. Where do you live? i live in ashland oregon for the school year...then durning the summer i go back home to hawaii
95. Do you live in a house/bungalow/flat/somewhere random? me and bryan have a pretty sweet apartment
96. Do you live on a road/street/or in a closet? on a boulevard
97. Is your house (if it is a house) part of an estate? not that i know of
98. What kind of house is it? hey...remember 3 questions ago when you asked this question and i said that i lived in an apartment? my living situation hasn't changed since then
99. When was it built? i don't know...they're shitty apartments....the pipe under our sink got so decayed that bryan was able to push his thumb through it
100. Has it ever had an extension? we have a balcony....does that count?
101. How long have you lived there? november 15 makes 3 months
102. How many bedrooms does it have? 1...bryan sleeps on the couch since all his stuffs in the living room anyway
103. Who has the biggest bedroom? well....since bryan is using the living room as a bedroom and the living room opens up into the kitchen....he has the biggest room
104. What does your house consist of (rooms wise): one bedroom, one living room, one bathroom, one kitchen, one hallway and a balcony
105. What colour is:
(a) your bedroom: white
(b) your parent’s bedroom: my moms bedroom is white as well
(c) your siblings bedroom: my sisters bedroom is white
(d) any spare bedrooms: no more spare bedrooms
(e) the bathroom: our bathroom is beige
(f) the lounge: what the fuck is a lounge? like where singers go sing? we dont' have one of those.....we live in an apartment
(g) the kitchen: beige
(h) any additional rooms: the balcony is light blue
106. Your bedroom:
(a) Describe the layout, or insert a picture (one can be made on Microsoft paint etc): i've got a bed against the wall....my pile of dirty/clean clothes up against a corner near the closet (i'm hoping they'll take the hint and migrate into the closet) i have a picture wall next to my bed and couple of posters
(b) What posters do you have on the walls: i have a dashboard confessional poster signed by the band, a degrassi poster signed by the characters that play ellie and ashley (they came to our mall) and i have a hilary duff calander, oh yea and two comics that my friend emily drew for me
(c) What kind of style were you trying to create when decorating: a person lives here
(d) When did you last decorate it: a month ago
(e) Who did it: "when did you last decorate it" implys that i decorated it
(f) Do you have wallpaper or paint? Paint
Creativity Imagination
107. In what ways are you creative? i write snappy comebacks to online quiz questions
108. Have you ever written a poem? in kindergarten we learned how to write haiku, mines was about a whale that lived in a bathtub
109. A book? fuck that
110. A Song? no...songs are just books on tape that are finished in like 3 minutes
111. What were your favourite subjects at school? theater, english
112. Are you good at Art? i've been working on trying to draw faces and stuff...i'm getting a little better at it
113. Do you draw? not really....everyonce in a while i'll make a comic...but they're usually crappy drawings
114. If so - what do you draw? usually two people standing there having a silly conversation
115. Describe one of your drawings: remember the last question you asked me where you asked me what i drew.....this question is just restating that first question
116. How big is your imagination, on a scale of 1-10?: i give it a 7....i'm pretty good at thinking up hypothetical situations
117. Did you have imaginary friends when you were little? oh yea....there weren't very many kids my age on my block
118. Would you say you were a daydreamer? i still am
119. What are you good at? online cut and paste quizzes
120. What are you bad at? clever endings
Please date this questionnaire: october 31, 2004 bee otch
State your name or nickname: names brandon, folks on the street call me brandizzle, or steve, or simplikano
Your age: 18
Basics
1. What are the typical qualities of your Starsign? ummm...i think they're something like organized, punctual, lover of ladies, super freaking sweet ass awesome to the maxorzesx
2. Do you read your horoscope regularly? of course....i was able to list my awesome list of abilities to you wasn't i??
3. If you do, which ones do you read? madam palm and her five daughters starsign super know it all scroll
4. Which Starsign’s go best with yours, relationship wise? psh...all of them...even the guy ones
5. Name a song released in the year you were born: the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song...since that show came out that year....haha...oh VH1 you and your retrospective look back at the 80's really helped me out on this one
6. Did your parents have really awful hairstyles in the eighties (assuming that was the year you were born): it's not good to assume
7. Do you have any brothers or sisters? ho brah, i get one sistah dat stay back home in hawaii cuz
8. What was your first pet? when my sister was born my parents didn't want me to feel left out since they would be preoccupied with her for a while....so they bought me a catfish....his name was bubbles....forever making my porno name bubbles waidzunas (first pets name + mamas maiden name = porno name bay beeeeee!!)
9. Who was the first singer/group you ever loved? ah...well...i was raised on classic rock and 80's hair metal....and when i was three my mom told me i used to sit in the back seat in my car seat and sing "paradise city" by GnR....frick, even back then i was one badass motha
10. With who did you spend most of your childhood (besides your family): derek and kimo from down the street
11. Did you have childhood boyfriends or girlfriends? no...but i think i did have a crush on my kindergarten teacher
12. Which first school did you attend? i went to sunrise preschool and i started school at kaleopu'u elementry....gooooooo waipahuuu
Media
13. What CD is in your stereo right now: the fiction we live-from autum to ashes
14. What song do you have stuck in your head: enunciate while you masticate-a static lullaby
15. Can you dance? can i dance...psh look at this guy...haha can i dance....no
16. What song did you dance last to? i believe i did a little drunken jig to America Fuck Yea! last night
17. Which song do you most like to dance to? that KC and jojo song....you know...the one they played at every 7th grade dance so that you knew the dance was coming to a close cuz that would be the only slow song they played.....shit what was that called....all my life.....that song was the fucking jam naggle
18. Who was the last person you danced with? it was probably mike or bryan
19. What stores do you buy your CDs from? well...i'm a cheap bastard so i'll usually download the songs that i want....but in the event that i really enjoy the artist and want to support them i'll usually go to jellys since they sell all used cds for cheap prices
20. What was the last CD you purchased? it was probably death by stereo
21. Do people laugh at your music taste? oh yea....bryan rips on me all the time for my love of emo...but i don't mind....that fucker watches air bud
22. If you were a music genre what would you be? industrial goth death metal.....ahahahhahaha
23. Who are your favourite groups and singers? lets see....nofx, bright eyes (conor oberst = <3333333), postal service, a static lullaby, from autum to ashes, elliot smith, sleater-kinney, atreyu, coheed and cambria, death cab for cutie, and a bunch more other stuff
24. What are your favourite songs? haligh, haligh, a lie, haligh-bright eyes, the calander hung itself-bright eyes, nothing better-postal service, clark gable-postal service, a song for a broken heart-a static lullaby, charred fields of snow-a static lullaby, autums monolouge-from autum to ashes, the fiction we live-from autum to ashes, short stories with tragic endings-from autum to ashes, one beat-sleater-kinney, ain't love grand-atreyu, time consumer-coheed and cambria, title track-death cab, sic transit gloria, gloria fades away-brand new, jude law and a semester abroad-brand new
25. What song or singer/group gets you emotional? if i'm depressed i'll usually pop in fevers and mirrors, or if i'm feeling happier i'll usually put in give up...which sounds weird
26. Who inspires you musically? i'm not musically inclined
27. If you could take a song and play it in a movie, what song and what movie would that be? i'm just gonna take russells idea and say postal service...but in a horror movie
28. If you were in a band (if you aren’t) what would you be called? fuck doll sandwich....see..my roomate bryan downloads movies off the internet and no matter what movie he trys to type in, invariably somewhere in the search results we find this porn called fuck doll sandwich.....its gotten to the point where i'm convinced we could search for something like "the complexities of operating on the human spine: advanced" and somewhere near the bottom of the search results we'd get fuck doll sandwich
29. What kind of music would you play? industrial goth death metal....since that's so me
Movies.
30. What was the first movie you ever remember watching? bambi...i cried like a little bitch....man last night was fun
31. What were your favourites as a child? little mermaid was good, i also enjoyed who framed roger rabbit
32. What was the last one you watched? we watched team america again last night
33. What are your favourites now? boondock saints, a cinderella story, the lizzie macguire movie (hey, back off...hilary duff is freaking beautiful) the nightmare before christmas
34. Are there any movie genres you refuse to watch? mmm.....i'm a little wary of war dramas...i've been burned away from them because of pearl harbor....sometimes i still wake up at night screaming "why was ben affleck cast!!! this movie makes a mockery of that day!!! cuba gooding should have been the hero!!!"
35. Which ones get you the most emotional? stoner comedies always bring a little tear to my eye
TV.
36. Do you watch much TV? no...what channel is that?
37. What do you watch most? oh by far that would be degrassi.....i <3 canadian high school teen soap operas
38. What are your favourite TV shows, and why? degrassi is awesome....i can't explain it...i also really like that HBO show OZ...because when it comes down to it....who doesn't like to see an aryan get his face shit on by the guy whose ass he tattoed a swastika on?
Sexual preferences etc
39. Are you attracted to the opposite or same sex? opposite when i'm sober....but when i'm drunk i'll go after anything with a pulse....and also certain types of rocks
40. What attracts you most about the opposite (or same) sex? smile, eyes, personality
41. Do you have a bf or gf? no...not at the moment....so all you ladies out there....ummm....yea...i got nothing
42. Do you have crushes? oh yes
(a) If so - who? psh...like i'd tell you quiz maker....i hardly even know you...so back off fool
(b) What do you like about them? she's got beautiful eyes, and when she smiles, which isn't often, but when she smiles....hooboy.....i don't know....she's freaking sweet
(c) Are you attracted more to their personality or their looks? that's a hard question, but if i have to choose i'm going with the personality...her looks are just an added bonus
43. Who was the last person you lusted after? oh my! what a risque question.....i guess the last person i lusted after was probably rachel...and we all know how that turned out....awkwaaarrd
44. Do you tell people whom you like? when i'm drunk...so i believe everyone at the house last night now knows who i like
45. Are you the type of person to tell your crush that you like them? wtf? hell no....what kind of douchebag do you take me for
46. List all the people you have a crush on: why? why don't you list all the people that YOU have crushes on....christ
47. What has been your most embarrassing crush? again with the fucking questions about the crushes...get off it fool
48. If you could sleep with any celebrity, who would it be? bee arthur...i'd think she'd be very gentle
49. How often do you feel horny? how often do you breath?
50. How do you like kissing? i love it more than sex actually
51. Which term do you prefer to use (shag, have sex, sleep with, f, make love): i say oof....it's a hawaiian thing
52. Have you ever been heartbroken? does the pope shit in the woods
53. If so - by who? i'm not naming names....better not to dwell on these things
54. Have you ever kissed a friend? i've kissed/made out with all my friends at some point
55. What turns you on? a level headed girl with a pretty smile
56. What turns you off? more than anything in the world i hate feet with a passion....i almost kicked mikes ass last night because he put my foot in his mouth
57. Given the choice, if you could sleep with any five people (obviously at different times) who would you sleep with? hilary duff, ashlee simpson, the style guy from queer eye for the straight guy, sean patrick flahnery, and lindsay lohan.....just so i could donkey punch her in the back of the head
58. How often do you feel romantic? usually only if i'm in a relationship...but lately i've been getting the feeling that i need romance in my life
59. In what ways are you affectionate? the more i make fun of you....the more i like you
60. Are you a flirt? oh yes
61. How do you like your guys or girls (personality): i dont' have a guy or a girl right now....but if i was with them...i would probably really like their personality
62. The same as above but looks: looks are always an added bonus for me...i'm not picky...as long as everything is in the right place and you don't have any extra anythings i can usually be into you
63. If you had to sleep with any person of the same sex, whom would you sleep with? johnny depp....i just think he would care about you afterward....like he would talk and stuff
64. Do you have any weird fantasies you haven’t carried out yet? yea...i want to fuck a goat that's smothered in taco meat while my girlfriend frenches the shower drain and gives her self a chocolate syrup douche....wtf kind of question is this
65. When was your last sexual experience? shit....like in june.....god i need to get laid....hopefully tonight...hopefully
66. The last person who asked you out? last person to ask me out....well....mike invited me and bryan to a party tonight...does that count?
67. The last person who complimented you sexually: hmmm....it's been so long...i cant' remember
68. What do you sleep in? pair of sweatpants
69. Your favourite piece of sexy underwear you own? i really like my rubber chicken boxers with the holes in the crotch and the skid marks....it drives the ladies wild.....ow ow ow
Friendships
70. Do you have a best friend? of course
71. Which friends do you most enjoy spending time with? mike, bryan, peter, russell
72. Name all your friends: mike, bryan, peter, russell, trasa, robyn, chris, rie, emily, rachel, nathan, shayna, shannon, jen, nate, brian, randal, ash, celeste, yosh, kalani and everyone else too
73. Who is:
(a) The most intelligent? peter or russell, depending on the degree of thc in their bloodstream
(b) The most dumb? bryan all the time........ahahahhaha
(c) The prettiest? if i don't say emily she'll probably kill me
(d) The most considerate? hmmm...probably peter
(e) The kindest? russell is a kind soul behind a wiggers body
(f) The funniest? freaking mike
(g) Eats the weirdest food? well...i'm the only one that can boast of consuming dog, pig intestine boiled in it's own blood (otherwise known as chocolate meat), chicken feet, duck heads and balut (that would be a baby chick that has formed in the egg but not hatched yet, you crack the egg open at the top and suck out the baby) so i guess me.......goooooooo filipinos
(h) Has the coolest dress sense? well...that has to go to nathan that future fashion designer
(i) Has the best hair? me hands down
(j) Has the best figure? yosh's body makes me hottie
(k) Has the best eyes? rachel
(l) The happiest? shannon
(m) The most miserable? rachel again
(n) The most outgoing? robyn is one crazy ho
(o) The most talkative? peter turns into a little chatty cathy when he's stoned
(p) Is the sexiest? hmm...either emily or rachel
(q) The last friend you emailed? i think that was yosh
(r) The last friend you text? i don't text
(s) The last friend you spoke to on the phone? yosh again...payback for his drunk dial
(t) The last friend you saw in person? mike and bryan today when i woke up for work
(u) (Laughs) The friend you would most like to sleep with? oh man...i wouldn't mind sleeping with shayna...and emily mark my words....one day you will succumb to my over powering sexuality
(v) The friend you have had sexual contact with in the past? well...i dated rie for a while....so we had sex during that period.....i also had a third base makeout with rachel one night while we were both drunk
(w) The friend who compliments you most? my friends don't compliment each other....that's a sign of weakness....compliments are only acceptable if your sappy drunk...otherwise you just get made fun of
(x) The friends you have lunch with? peter, russell, bryan
(y) The friends who like the same music as you? peter, and we're slowly bringing russell over to the dark side of emo
(z) The friends you argue with most? frick me and bryan argue all the time....but it's all in good fun
Appearances
74. What part of your appearance do you spend the most amount of time trying to get perfect? i actually don't use mirrors....trust me if you saw my appearance you'd agree
75. List, in order, the colours your hair has been: blond when i was born, dark brown after that
76. Which celebrity do you envy most for their looks? i wouldn't mind looking like jake gyllenhall
77. What part of your appearance are you most vain about? i <333333 my hair
78. What is your body shape? mmm.....i'm full
79. Your hair colour? Dark brown
80. Your eye colour? Brown
81. How much does beauty mean to you? i really don't care about that
82. Do you have a strict beauty regime? yea....get up....smell clothes to find clean ones....brush teeth....go to class
83. What make up do you use? whatever make up the theater provides.
84. What part of your appearance gets complimented most? my finger nails
85. What do you take care of most? even though it doesn't look like it...i spend alot of time with my hair
86. How long is your hair? it's pretty long....i can chew on my bangs....actually...come this december....it'll be a year since i've cut my hair
87. How often do you wash it? i like to wash it everyday...but now since it's gotten so long if i wash it, in the morning it gets huge and really really curly....so i've been going every other day....and that's been working out rather nicely
88. What colour do you wear most? either black or navy blue
89. Explain: well, when you solve for x you take the sub term of one and multiply it by the cosign of 7 then it's just a matter of recalibrating the digits and you're there
90. What kind of jewellery do you wear? i'm not a big jewelry wearer....i don't like to spend the money
91. Whose sense of style do you most admire? i admire the person who can wear a silk dress or a regular t shirt or even a burlap sack and still look good because their confidence carries them everywhere
92. How do you dress like? brah, dis guy sound like he stay from da aina wit dis question....fakking thing is all hammajang already.....i dress like one person, i get shorts, shirt, shoes, socks....das it...oh yea...get da kine undawea too
93. How often do you brush your teeth? usually just in the morning....i might do some mouthwash at night if i ate something really gross or pungent
Your surroundings
94. Where do you live? i live in ashland oregon for the school year...then durning the summer i go back home to hawaii
95. Do you live in a house/bungalow/flat/somewhere random? me and bryan have a pretty sweet apartment
96. Do you live on a road/street/or in a closet? on a boulevard
97. Is your house (if it is a house) part of an estate? not that i know of
98. What kind of house is it? hey...remember 3 questions ago when you asked this question and i said that i lived in an apartment? my living situation hasn't changed since then
99. When was it built? i don't know...they're shitty apartments....the pipe under our sink got so decayed that bryan was able to push his thumb through it
100. Has it ever had an extension? we have a balcony....does that count?
101. How long have you lived there? november 15 makes 3 months
102. How many bedrooms does it have? 1...bryan sleeps on the couch since all his stuffs in the living room anyway
103. Who has the biggest bedroom? well....since bryan is using the living room as a bedroom and the living room opens up into the kitchen....he has the biggest room
104. What does your house consist of (rooms wise): one bedroom, one living room, one bathroom, one kitchen, one hallway and a balcony
105. What colour is:
(a) your bedroom: white
(b) your parent’s bedroom: my moms bedroom is white as well
(c) your siblings bedroom: my sisters bedroom is white
(d) any spare bedrooms: no more spare bedrooms
(e) the bathroom: our bathroom is beige
(f) the lounge: what the fuck is a lounge? like where singers go sing? we dont' have one of those.....we live in an apartment
(g) the kitchen: beige
(h) any additional rooms: the balcony is light blue
106. Your bedroom:
(a) Describe the layout, or insert a picture (one can be made on Microsoft paint etc): i've got a bed against the wall....my pile of dirty/clean clothes up against a corner near the closet (i'm hoping they'll take the hint and migrate into the closet) i have a picture wall next to my bed and couple of posters
(b) What posters do you have on the walls: i have a dashboard confessional poster signed by the band, a degrassi poster signed by the characters that play ellie and ashley (they came to our mall) and i have a hilary duff calander, oh yea and two comics that my friend emily drew for me
(c) What kind of style were you trying to create when decorating: a person lives here
(d) When did you last decorate it: a month ago
(e) Who did it: "when did you last decorate it" implys that i decorated it
(f) Do you have wallpaper or paint? Paint
Creativity Imagination
107. In what ways are you creative? i write snappy comebacks to online quiz questions
108. Have you ever written a poem? in kindergarten we learned how to write haiku, mines was about a whale that lived in a bathtub
109. A book? fuck that
110. A Song? no...songs are just books on tape that are finished in like 3 minutes
111. What were your favourite subjects at school? theater, english
112. Are you good at Art? i've been working on trying to draw faces and stuff...i'm getting a little better at it
113. Do you draw? not really....everyonce in a while i'll make a comic...but they're usually crappy drawings
114. If so - what do you draw? usually two people standing there having a silly conversation
115. Describe one of your drawings: remember the last question you asked me where you asked me what i drew.....this question is just restating that first question
116. How big is your imagination, on a scale of 1-10?: i give it a 7....i'm pretty good at thinking up hypothetical situations
117. Did you have imaginary friends when you were little? oh yea....there weren't very many kids my age on my block
118. Would you say you were a daydreamer? i still am
119. What are you good at? online cut and paste quizzes
120. What are you bad at? clever endings